Magnus: Hi, and thank you for still reading this little madness, I promised a fluff chapter... and I somehow ended with this, hope you like it, also a new character will be added this chapter, enjoy, and remember, Read and Review!

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or anything you believe is being mentioned in this fanfic, Reiko Zonbolt belongs to Kage Bijuu, and the other OCs belongs to me

Chapter 21

Recovery Time

Hiruzen Sarutobi was not happy with the report of this mission, his ANBU reported that Silent Hill is now a ghost town, no people, no signs of battle, save the mayor mansion, no corpses, nothing, just empty buildings and streets, of course that wasn't the worst, the worst was the state of the young shinobies, Naruto was sick, something about a heavy indigestion, nothing of danger, but strange nonetheless, Hinata was crying, but with no wounds of any kind, but that raised suspicion to insane levels, Lee was fuming about some troublesome niece, Sarutobi didn't ask about that, Lee's problems where for him alone, asking will only lead to venture on forbidden territory, the woman that accompanied him got immediately clearance to be in the village, only Kami knows what would happen if not showed proper respect, Kiba and Akamaru were showing multiple bruises, when asked he only said something about getting away from gardens, Shino, while bruised, made no special comments, Sakura was seriously beaten, as if she went to war without weapons, but she refused to answer the reason for her state, Neither Kurenai answered, the Elric Brothers were dismissed in the moment, taken to the hospital due to their injuries, Anko didn't say much, though her new outfit was somewhat strange, but of no relevance, that left Sarutobi with the only one that looked somewhat normal, the only civilian that survived whatever happened on Silent Hill

"So... Dr. Marcus Stronghold, care to explain what the hell happened on that town of yours?", Sarutobi asked, trying his best to not leash all his frustration on the poor man

"Exactly that...", Doc replied, while giving a sad smile, Sarutobi couldn't help but to feel a shiver running down his spine

Uzumaki's apartment...

"I feel sick...", Naruto groaned, he was still in pain and in the bed, tucked like a little child

"At least you are no longer vomiting living flesh and putrid blood, Naruto-kun", Hinata replied with her lovely voice, she was still nursing him

"So, a little kiss to fasten my healing, Hinata-hime?", Naruto asked with a hopeful voice

"Nope, your breath still smells rotten", Hinata replied while sweatdropping, her voice was nervous and ashamed this time

"Figures... dad?", Naruto suddenly asked, and Hinata couldn't help but to turn around startled, despite all this years, she was still unused to her soon-to-be father-in-law

"Hope this teach you to chose your meals... properly", Ankiseth said, his smile and voice sweet as always

"Any remedy?", Hinata asked, she already knew the act

"Why yes!, a mere herbal mix will help him greatly, you two will be able to madly make out as soon as he drinks it!", Ankiseth replied

"What is needed?", Hinata asked, ready to dig on her home for the most expensive herbs

"Nothing much, just a few fresh herbs from the park, you stay here and nurse him with your love, and I'll be back in a few hours, ciao!", Ankiseth replied, and turned to leave

"I pity the one he is going to drag there...", both Naruto and Hinata stated with forced smiles, nothing comes easy, neither cheap, whenever Ankiseth is involved

Konoha's hospital...

"I'm impressed, brother, you usually will be already trying to escape from here, you just hate hospitals with a passion...", Al said, it was true what he said, but he said it to distract himself from the fact that he lost his left arm, at the hands of the girl he thought loved him

"Well, Al, is easy to withstand this place when you have certain importance", Ed replied with a grin, Al noticed that his brother was not bothered by the lack of his right arm, but decided it was due to the long time lack of it for so long in the past

"I'm so sorry for making you wait, Edward-sama, Alphonse-sama, here is some good food, if there is ANYTHING you need to improve your comfort, don't doubt to call me", a quite attractive nurse said while entering, leaving two trays with well made food, and not the crap that they usually serves

"Thank you very much, I will check for your resume at my desk", Ed replied with a serious, yet sophisticated face that startled Al to his very core

"B-B-Brother!...", Al managed to stutter, he just couldn't believe how well used was his brother to his new status of power

"Oh, right, it seems that my brother needs some attention to ensure his comfort, after all, his injuries are quite traumatic", Ed stated in a smug voice, and the nurse turned to attend the younger Elric for the next 15 minutes

Zonbolt compound...

"Reiko-chan!", Lee called while entering the compound, as he went further, the sound of clashing blades gave him the location of his appointed wife, as he got closer, a distinctive scream filled the air

"AAAHHHHH!", Reiko screamed while falling toward her beloved appointed husband, who promptly caught her, preventing further damage

"Good spar I guess", Lee deadpanned, while gently leaving her to stand on the ground, still hugging her

"Yup!, improving a lot recently, how went your mission, my dear?", Reiko asked with a romantic voice, uncaring to the fact that her father was watching them

"Fine enough, a bunch of demons, a few freaks, and some mutated garden monster", Lee replied, not mentioning that the freaks wanted to rape and milk him to no end

"AWESOME!, my man is so heroic!, did you got me a gift?", Reiko asked now, despite all her pride, she was still very childish, at this, Sanger turned to enter the house, to leave the mushy stuff for the young ones

"Of course!, I got you this cursed blade of judgement, or so it says on these dark runes", Lee replied, while taking the Pyramid Head blade from his back, and just as he showed it to her, Sanger appeared t their side

"WHAT AN INTERESTING BLADE, WORTH TO BE PUT ON MY COLLECTION!", Sanger boomed, eyeing the blade madly

"I'm sorry, father-in-law, but this is a gift I brought for your daughter, not you!", Lee stated, while trying to prevent the older man to grab the blade

"DADDY!, THAT'S MINE!, YOU ALREADY HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION!", Reiko shouted, annoying by her own father

"YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO START YOUR OWN COLLECTION, I'LL STORE IT FOR YOU UNTIL YOU PROPERLY MARRY!", Sanger countered, and Reiko turned into an interesting shade of red, and soon, both tried to reach for the blade that Lee was holding, that day Lee learned a valuable lesson, never put a gift blade between two Zonbolts

Konoha's hospital, some time later...

"So... Brother... what are we going to do now?, I mean, there isn't a Winry here, and I don't believe they will attach someone else limbs... so...", Al started, the happiness of being attended by the sexy nurse was just banishing already

"Don't worry about that, we'll get some prosthetic limbs, somewhat better than the automail parts", Ed replied, and that confused Al

"How so?", Al asked

"Don't worry at all, you'll how easy is to get used to the prosthetics, you have my word on that", Ed reassured his young brother, Al decided to let that go, but didn't want to remain silent

"I still can't believe that you are now a politician", Al stated with a smug look, thinking on what more his brother was getting used too

"And I can't believe my younger brother is a natural pervert!", Ed countered with a sly look

"WHAT?!", Al shouted

"Come on!, you scanned every little bit of the nurse body, TWICE!", Ed stated, grinning evilly

"What?!, how did you notice?!", Al asked dumbfounded

"SO YOU REALLY DID!!!", Ed shouted teasingly

"WHHAA!!!", Al shouted while turning crimson red, and then covered himself with the blankets, ashamed of his confession, and Ed started to laugh

Konoha's park...

Shino was doing an errand for the Uzumakis, under normal circumstances, he would have politely declined the request, in order to assist in the punishment of a certain pink haired kunoichi, but these weren't normal circumstances, since there was an extremely rare entomology book as payment, and the task was truly easy to carry, just grab some flowers and herbs

"Now, if my Kikaichu insects are correct, and they almost always are, the required items are in that clear", Shino said to himself, he picked that habit the day Sakura made him scream with her antics about the last Uchiha, it made his feel less lonely

"Yep, here they are, just pick them up, bring them back, and that juicy and thick book will be mine!", Shino stated again, but as he knelt to pick the herbs, a ball of light shined on top of him, he had no time to wonder about it, for a young and naked pink haired girl fell from the light into him, she had some kind of small horns on her head, but Shino wasn't able to notice that, for she ended in top of him, with her lips pressed against his, Shino was lost on the moment, until he noticed the blood dripping from her head

"OH SHIT!, SHE IS INJURED!", Shino shouted, instinctively, he carried her and brought her to the only person he knew had experience with people that came from bright orbs, Ankiseth Uzumaki

Magnus: Well, I hope you liked it, more crossover ideas are welcomed, as well as omakes, just remember, the crossover idea must be suited for this kind of adventures, I mean, no TORADORA! or other non action animes, videogames can do though, next chapter will be more fluff, and maybe Lee will get some sake... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!, AHEM!, see ya in next chapter!