DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT BECAUSE I AM NOT STEPHANIE MEYER!
CHAPTER 2: WE PRANK PAUL.
I phased and headed over to Emily's house, hoping to get some food because I was HUNGRY. I pulled on my top and shorts and headed through the front door, Emily believed in an open door policy, Seth and I believe she just can't stand all the doorbell ringing.
"Hey guys, hey Emily. Can I help you clean dishes, especially if they have food on them." I said this last part hopefully. She just rolled her eyes.
"There are some spare wings that the boys didn't get to." She said. I skipped over to her and hugged and kissed her cheek.
"I love you Emily." She just laughed at my reaction. Then Sam grabbed her out of my hug.
"Hey still remember she is my wife, don't get to close kid." He said with playfully threating me. I rolled my eyes in a typical teenage fashion and before heading into the kitchen I spoke to Sam.
"Oh please I love Emily and all but I'm not weird. Besides I have my own boyfriend." I said with smug smile.
"Oh yeah Sethhhhh!" Sam said in a girly voice. I rolled my eyes, and headed into the kitchen. I saw Seth standing in the kitchen, eating my hot wings.
" Seth!" I said. He just looked up confused." Those were my wings." I said lunging for my wings but he was too quick and lifted them high so I couldn't reach it. He grinned
"Sorry this had my name on it, it was calling out to me." He said holding my waist, oh stupid boy. I know how I was getting my wings back. I leaned in, making out I wanted to kiss him. When he was fully distracted I grabbed the plate and got out of his grip. He looked at me shocked while I laughed, then he crouched into predatory mode.
"Don't you know not to take food from a wolf." He said in a low voice. I blew a raspberry in his direction.
"Then next time mr Wolf don't steal my hot wings." I said hand on my hip.
"I'll count to three and I expect my hot wings back, one, two,THREE!" He said lunging at me, I quickly moved out the way and speeded out the kitchen.
"Got to be quicker than that Seth." I taunted, he growled and leapt again. To easy, I quickly side stepped out of his way, which resulted in him crashing into Embry. Embry was peeved and pushed Seth off of him.
"Dude leaved us out of your fights with your girlfriend." He said before turning his attention back to the TV. He growled at me but just waited for me to make the first move.
"Ok you lose but we can share them." I said offering the plate as a peace offering. He glared at me before shrugging and kissing my forehead.
"Kay." he said. I stared him as if he was a loon.
"Could you not say this before you tried leaping at me and crashing into Embry?!" I said incrediously. This boy is weird. He smiled goofily.
"I needed a play fight, I was bored." He said as we sat down. We demolished ten wings each in under five minutes, thats slow for us.
"Do I have any on my face." Seth asked. I snorted(I don't really care he thinks its cute) as usual he had more sauce around his face then on his hands.
"The question is if you got any in your mouth." I said laughing. He wiped his face blushing. I smiled at him. Seth was extremely goofy, most of the time he was never aware was being goofy. That's what I love about him. I looked around at the guys who were watching a game. Paul was passed out on the couch, because he had patrol all last night. I had a sudden idea.
" Hey Emily do you have a empty plastic bag?" I asked Emily. She nodded and pointed to one sitting on the table. I grabbed at held it so there was load of air stored.
" Ally what are you doing?" Seth asked, even the guys looked at me puzzled. I put my finger to my lips and pointed to the sleeping paul. They all grinned. I crept slowy towards him and put the bag to his. I popped it, the sound was very loud. Paul literally leapt fifty feet in the air.
" WHO THE HECK DID THAT!" Paul screamed. Everyone pointed at me, oh thanks guys. Paul glared at me, I gave him an innocent smile. He growled at me and I let out yealp and ran away. Paul phased one we were otside the house, I phased just to be safe.
Why did you that!? he asked. I sniggered in a wolfy way.
Why did you scream like a girl ? Oh man I was good. He just growled and headed to find some shorts , we hide shorts in the woods in case we forget. I did the same, and found a bra, top and shorts. I found Paul waiting at Emily's porch.
"You realise I will get you back right." He said menacingly.
"I like to see you try." I said grinning over my shoulder. As soon as Paul walked in the whole house broke out in laughter. Paul growled and walked into the kitchen. I scooted over to the couch and sat next to Seth, placing my head on his chest.
"You know he's going to get you." He said in my ear.
"Of course I do. But I'm Ally un-defeated pranker Black." I said. Seth just rolled his eyes. I guess this is just my life, a phasing boyfriend,hothead friend and every day life.
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