DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT BECAUSE IF I DID SETH CLEARWATER WOULD BE IN IT INSTEAD OF BELLA.

BELLA- HEY CHLOE! THATS NOT FAIR!

EDWARD- YEAH CHLOE, IT IS STILL UNFAIR WHY SETH?

SETH- HEY THE LADY WANTS WHAT SHE WANTS AND IT AINT A SPARKLY DUDE OR A BROODY WEREGUY.

ROSALIE- OH GET OVER YOURSELF.

JACOB- IF ROSE IS DEFENDED ME THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS CHICK.

EMMETT- AGREEDED.

JASPER- I SECOND THAT NOTION.

CARLISLE- I KNOW A GOOD MENTAL INSTITUTE.

ESME- I CAN BAKE YOU SOME COOKIES FOR THE ROAD SWEETIE.

NESSIE- I WANT COOKIES!

MYSELF- YO VAMPS AND JACOB SHUT IT! NOW AS I WAS SAYING I DONT OWN TWILIGHT NOR DO I WANT TO.

STEPHANIE- NOW THATS INSULTING.

I SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION.

CHAPTER 3: KELLY ELLIOTS MAKES ME MAD.

"So i was wondering if you wanted to go somewhere tonight?" Seth asked while we stood in line for lunch. I smiled at him, after the whole fiasco with Paul Dad grounded me, tonight was the night I was allowed to be free.

"Sure where are we going?" I said grabbing an apple. I noticed that my plate was three thirds the size. I giggled quietly, he looked at me confused then shook it off. We went to sit down with the rest of the packs who were all in deep conversations, we ate for a while before Sam spoke up.

"Guys you know we have something to talk about," He spoke solemly

"If it is about the jelly sandwhich you found in your underwear door it was not me !" Jared said innocently, we all know it was him.

"No. The we have to talk about is a pack member turning sixteen." He said smiling at me."I think a party is in order." I grinned, a party with the pack usually was fun and ended in trouble. Dad piped up too,

"We better do it in secret, before Alice gets her hands on it." He said. I snorted.

"Oh please, Alice couldn't ruin a pack party even if she wanted to. She'll have Sam the party man to deal with." I said. everyone laughed at this as I got up to empty my tray. I turned around to go back to the table, to find Kelly Elliots in my face. She was the queen bee of the school, blonde hair blue eyes and really bad designer from head to toe. She hates me so much, because I am the only one who stands up to her.

"Can I help you Kelly?" I sneered. She glared at me.

" I'm warning you Black, you better stay away from my Sethinkins. He's mine." She said. She got everything she wanted, but Seth was one thing she wasn't touching.

"Look three things, his name is Seth not Sethinkins, He's person not your badly designed handbag and you can't tell me what to do. Because I'm not scared of you, the only thing scary about you is your bad breath." I said through gritted teeth.

"I will ruin your social life." She threatened. I laughed and before walking away I spoke to her.

" Can't ruin what you don't have." I said smiling. But before I could turn away she grabbed me and slapped me across the face. Everyone in the cafeteria gasped. You're probabaly wondering why she isn't crying in pain, well thats because I am not as hard as the wolves. The pack started standing up, Seth and Dad looking with murder on their mind. I shot them a don't worry look. I realised everyone was staring at us, they better get out their camera phones. I grabbed a plate of luke warm, and may I mention very hard to get out of you're clothes, moldy cafteria curry and dumped it down her dress. She screamed in frustration. And for my finishing touch a cupcake to the face. It was a while sbefore everyone was laughing and were taking photo's and videos. Then the overhead speaker broke the laughter.

"WILL MISS ALLYSSA BLACK GO TO PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE." Oh hello no. Wish me luck.


I only got two weeks of detention, and Kelly got clean up duty because I was provoked. Dad said he wouldn't ground me, but my punishment was telling mama.

"You realise even if you survive telling your mom, you still have Edward to deal with." Seth said in the car. I always went home with him, since the guys take a ride in Dad's jeep.

"Don't forget I have to deal with Emmett's taunting." I said dryly. He laughed at my tone. We got to our house and mum was waiting outside with Dad. She had an angry look on her face, while Dad looked like he was going to puke.

"Ehh... uh... hi Mom." I said nervously. She looked murderous.

"Your father tells me, that you need to tell me something and it's not good." She says through gritted teeth.

"Thanks Dad." I mumbled, he looked sorry. I explained everything too her, she looked halfway between agry and proud.

"You see I couldn't punch her because I would hurt her, so I opted for the next best thing." I finished. She looked at me for a moment then rolled her eyes.

"Just learn to control your temper sweetie." Oh yeah I win, I grinned at her. "Come on lets gets changed we have to be at the big house, it's grandma's birthday." She muttered. He he he he.