Magnus: well, here is a little update on this story, a few explanations, some jokes and misunderstandings, and some additions, hope you like it, and remember, Read and Review!

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or anything you believe is being mentioned in this fanfic, Reiko Zonbolt, Arashi Uzumaki and Yukina Hyuga belong to Kage Bijuu, the Harvesters are co-owned by Kage Bijuu and me, the other OCs belong to me

Chapter 27

Wave – Part 4

A boat was crossing the waters, heading to Wave country, the boat was somewhat small, but the shinobies couldn't afford to use two boats, or a larger boat, but some of the passengers didn't mind that much, Hinata was sitting on Naruto's lap, they were making out in a very scandalous way, not caring about those who were seeing them, Neji could ave protested, if not for Tenten, who sat on his lap, her hands exploring Neji's body, silencing the Hyuga prodigy, Arashi and Yukina were in a similar position, holding hands, enjoying the peaceful ride

"It feels good to be surrounded by youthful couples, makes you feel as if there is hope for a better future", Tazuna suddenly said, earning the glares of Kakashi and Sasuke

"AYE!, and I can't wait to be made uncle by my brother Naruto and sister Hinata!... tough I wonder how is my dear Reiko doing... hope she is sharpening her skills and becoming stronger, SHE'LL NEED IT FOR OUR WEEDING NIGHT!", Lee stated, laughing hard at the last part

"And you plan on passing your techniques to your descendants?", Kakashi suddenly asked, getting the attention of everyone on the boat

"Of course!, no son or daughter of mine will be a weakling!", Lee replied, he had such a prideful look on his face

"Included the Kami no Yoroi?", Sasuke asked now

"The What?", Lee asked

"Lee, Kakashi-hentai and Sasuke-teme thinks that you are using and old and forgotten jutsu... however your unnamed Kekke genkai can go by that name, after all, your body is as untouchable as that of a god", Anko explained, lies at the end, if only to further her amusement

"KEKKE GENKAI?!", Kakashi and Sasuke shouted at the same time, seemingly forgetting about stealth

"Shouldn't Ninjas be more silent?", Tazuna asked, not that he cared, with Anko and her team, nothing seemed to be a danger anymore

"How is it possible?, a chakra retard like him shouldn't be able to have a Kekke Genkai so powerful!", Sasuke whispered to his sensei

"No, this actually makes sense, if this Kekke Genkai has the same base as the forgotten Jutsu, then that explains his inability to mold chakra properly!", Kakashi replied

"How is that?", Sasuke asked again

"The Kami no Yoroi (Armor of God) uses a double layer of compressed chakra, one is running at the skin level, making it harder than steel, the other layer is in constant movement, along the skin, this helps to deflect elemental energy, making the user almost unable to be touched", Kakashi explained

"Then it's a perfect defense!", Sasuke almost shouted, at some point they forgot that they were whispering

"Yes, but there is a down side, it requires a massive control to be used, even if only for a few seconds, however, as a Kekke Genkai, it seems to be lacking of that limitation, though at the cost of chakra control for other uses", Kakashi finished, nodding to himself for being so smart, Anko had to resist the urge to laugh, for Lee has no Kekke Genkai, his skin was the one of a god, for he is a god himself

"But... if that Kekke Genkai is mixed with another one that allows mastery over jutsus... then the result will have to be considered as a God walking among humans!", Sasuke reasoned, and Naruto felt the need to intervene

"Watch out Lee, they may be planing to kidnap a daughter of yours when you have one and breed with her to produce superior soldiers", Naruto stated with a playfully voice, but the harm was already done

"THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!", Lee yelled with rage, and before Kakashi or Sasuke could say anything, they were punched to the other side of the waters

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!, not married yet and already overprotecting your possible daughters!", Tazuna stated, and even his laughter was approving of Lee's actions

Several minutes later...

The boat finally arrived to the other side, where Kakashi and Sasuke were already waiting for them, with very enraged expressions, however, they were ignored, so they rejoined the walking group

"AAAAHHHH!!!!, LET ME GO!", a delicate voice filled the air with despair, the group dashed forward, and sound found the source of the scream, a delicate person being mobbed by tough looking men, mercenaries

"Don't worry!, we'll let you go when we had made use of your pretty face and ass!", the leader of the mercenaries laughed like a madman

"NO!, PLEASE NO!, SOMEBODY HELP ME!", the delicate person shouted in despair

"LEAVE HER ALONE!!!", Lee shouted, memories of his past life made him feel rage at the sight, one thing was having your way with the fallen enemies that you chose as your property, and another entirely was to take advantage of an innocent and defenceless civilian

"MAKE US!", Some of the mercenaries shouted, and the battle began, they were more than twenty, but the shinobies acted fast

This time Naruto and Hinata remained at Tazuna's side, while Anko made use of her chains to encircle and protect the civilian, Lee went in the middle of the mercenaries, pummeling them with great pleasure, Neji made use of his Juken strikes, swiftly taking out some of the evil doers, venting his frustrations on them, Tenten made a small rain of senbons and kunais, finishing any of the still alive tugs, Kakashi just observed the scene, while Sasuke rushed to the girl

"Don't worry, I'll protect you", Sasuke said with seductive manly voice, soon the battle ended, a few of the mercs managed to escape, but they will not try anything anymore, at least not for a while

"Are you ok?, did they harmed you?", Sasuke asked

"N-No, thank you for saving me", the girl replied, Sasuke was about to come closer to her, in a way that would have killed his fangirls, as if he finally found something that the girls at Konoha didn't have

"Is the young lady ok?, is her honor still intact?", Lee asked, interrupting Sasuke

"Huh?... err... I'm sorry to tell you this but...", the girl tried to reply

"I'm sorry we didn't saved you in time...", Kakashi interjected, getting a glare from Anko, but by the way that Naruto was snickering told her to let him be

"Heh?!, NO!, is not that!", The girl shouted

"Then what is it?", Tenten asked, Neji used his Byakugan on the girl, but quickly covered his eyes, thing that puzzled the weapon mistress

"Well... what I'm trying to say it's... that I'm a boy, not a girl... my name is Haku, thank you again, for saving me", Haku explained, while bowing, needless to say, almost everyone was shocked, save Naruto, who was rolling on floor, laughing like no tomorrow

Meanwhile, far away from Konoha...

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!, SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!", Sasori shouted in true panic, the two who were chasing him have already destroyed dozens of his puppets, nothing seemed to stop them, for a moment he thought that one was Raiga, for his twin lightning blades, but the way he moved, the way he fought, it was a true nightmare, no, the one with the crown and face mask was a true walking nightmare, at least the one with Raiga's blades showed to be hit by his puppets, the other one not

"Stop running away, is pointless, submit already", Minato said with a calm yet hellish voice, Sasori thought that he happens to make it out of this alive, that voice will haunt him forever, unfortunately, Minato was not going to allow him to go away, he was chosen, and fate is unavoidable

"NOOO!!!!, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!", Sasori shouted once again, unfortunately he tripped on a stone, he felt to the ground, the distance between him and his pursuers closed in an instant, and Sasori felt his body being stabbed mercilessly, soon he was reduced to a pathetic excuse of a body, but he was still alive

"You are going to die... but... there is another way, put this ring on your finger, and I'll let you live...", Minato offered, dropping a gold ring at the reach of Sasori's hand, he was so scared, that he put it on his finger, too late he discovered that the ring was taking possession of him, he tried to scream, but his voice was lost, and soon, his will was crushed, after one minute, a cloaked figure raised to it's feet, bowing to Minato

"Six more to go... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Meanwhile at Konoha...

"So, this is the child you just adopted", Sarutobi asked to the white clad merchant, who had his ever present smile plastered on his face

"Yes!, isn't him a nice and promising kid?", Ankiseth asked back, Ranmaru was digging his third food plate

"What about his parents... Never mind that, I don't want to know... so, what is him?, a horseman of the apocalypse?, and angel of death?, the vessel of a tailed beast?, Nobunaga's reincarnation?", Sarutobi asked in rapid succession, somehow he knew he won't like the answer, but he wanted to be ready when the strike comes

"But Hokage-sama!, if I tell you now, it won't be a surprise when you the time comes!", Ankiseth replied, in a mocking whine voice

"Can I have another one?!", Ranmaru asked, it was as if the food was making him healthier, and filling him with life, a feeling that he was enjoying to it's fullest

"Yep!, another one!", Desmond replied, he felt as if Ranmaru was his little brother already, also he enjoyed that someone lked his food that much

"Something tells me that I'm going to have the mother of all the headaches...", Sarutobi muttered, he really hated his life lately

Scraps from The Personal Journal of Doctor Marcus Stronghold

Second Entry

Today was an interesting day, I got a visit from a very cute couple, Shino Aburame and his little and cute girlfriend, Nyu, I think, she was there because her inability to speak, the shy boy was there because Nyu was unable to be anywhere without him, cute indeed, Sakura helped me too, as a way of training, thing that unnerved the Aburame heir, I believe that the cutest moment was when I asked Sakura to help undress Nyu, not because Nyu was cute on her strange ways to be, but because she refused to let go of the poor Shino, who tried to explain her that he wasn't supposed to see her naked, I had a good laugh when he had no option but to stay there while Sakura undressed the speechless girl, I must say, that I'm proud of my student, she took the entire trial with enough maturity to not yell at the poor boy, who more than once had the naked Nyu on his lap or face, however her face showed a constant blush during all the time, of course Shino was disappointed when I told him that there was no reason for Nyu to not being able to talk... I do wonder though, should I have told him about the spectral arms and hands that were attached to her back?

Magnus: Well, I hope you liked it, there will be much more madness as the story unfolds, as well as some major twists, like Minato hunting down high ranked missing nins

Ankiseth: I'm pleased to reveal the results on the poll, the winner of Sakura's heart is... Dr. Marcus Stronghold!, Congratulations Doc, may the madness will rule your love life with the pink haired Kunoichi!

Doc: Very funny, Ankiseth, I really do hope that people don't get the idea of me being some kind of pervert, or pedophile... or worst...

Sakura: Nah... in the moment I got my Hitai-ate I became an adult, don't worry about that

Magnus: Ok... Se ya in next chapter!