ME
You must be very popular with girls.
THOR
Aye, they like how I wield my hammer.
ME
I would love to see that, too... Anyway, you and Jane seem to be very close.
THOR
Aye, she is the first lady I've ever kissed.
ME
Wait… Your... first?
THOR
Well, there are other ladies I've kissed on their hands. But I've never kissed a lady on her lips. I hope she doesn't get pregnant.
ME
Pregnant...? Umm… Didn't your parents tell you… the facts of life?
THOR
Well, they told me to respect every living being.
ME
That's great. But that's not the answer I wanted to hear...You do know where babies come from, do you?
THOR
Aye, the stork delivers them.
ME
The stork...
THOR
Every child in Asgard knows that. Didn't your parents tell you where babies come from?
ME
You're kidding me… You are serious about that... Oh boy… I need to talk to Odin and Frigga.