Magnus: Here we go, another chapter, now introducing another crossover, a cookie for the first one to name the invited characters, enjoy!, and remember, Read and Review!
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or anything you believe is being mentioned in this fanfic, Reiko Zonbolt, Arashi Uzumaki and Yukina Hyuga belong to Kage Bijuu, The Harversters are co-owned by Kage Bijuu and me, the other OCs belong to me
Chapter 33
Soul Eaters
Beyond the veil, far away, in the middle of a desert, there is a city, in the middle of this city, there is a school, but this school is not being attended by normal kids, but by very special persons, which mission is to confiscate the wicked souls of those who want to become demons, this school is Shibusen, where the Employs and the Weapons attend to become efficient soul hunters, the leader of this institute, is no other than the Shinigami himself, and while he is perhaps the most feared being that the humans knew, the person at the other side of the mirror was sending shivers thru his spine
"Hello!, Shin-chan!", Ankiseth greeted with an incredible lack of respect
"May I ask you why are you calling me just now?", Shinigami-sama asked with dread, whatever the Ancient One wants from you, he got it, no buts, no ifs, and he never cares about collateral damage
"What?, no greeting?, not even asking what I'm doing?", Ankiseth asked with a faked hurt voice
"I would ask... but the possibilities scares the crap out of me... ignorance is a bliss, as some people say", Shinigami replied, still trying to keep his funky paused voice
"I see, so, let's do business then!", Ankiseth said, and the Shinigami almost fainted on horror
"Errrr... if it's about that bet...", Shinigami-sama started, but Ankiseth interrupted
"Shin-chan, I didn't call you about that silly bet, I'll make it valid when I see fit, not before or after", Ankiseth reassured
"Then what is it?", Shinigami asked, a little more relaxed, is not everyday when someone that you owe half the universe to, calls you..., yet he was smiling so evilly...
"Do you remember that bastard that tried to kidnap your son all those years ago?", Ankiseth asked
"How to forget that!, due to him dropping my child, Kidd became obsessive with symmetry, just for a hit on the head!", Shinigami said, with anger in his voice, and Ankiseth's smile widened
"And do you remember that bastard that is causing you just so much paperwork because he transfers his soul to a younger body, breaking lots of laws of life and death?", Ankisth asked again, and Shinigami's fury was now visible in a crimson aura
"What is this about?, do you know anything about these two?!", Shinigami asked with a fury capable of scare anything to death, yet Ankiseth was snickering
"Why yes!, they are in fact the same person!, and his name is Orochimaru", Ankiseth replied, and Shinigami's aura raised to terrific levels
"And may I ask, do you know the current location of this, Orochimaru?", Shinigami-sama asked as calmly as possible
"More than know the where, I know the when, Shin-chan", Ankiseth said in a cryptic way
"Fine, I don't know what are you winning... or I losing... but I'll play by your rules, whatever these are, so long the soul of that bastard is finally mine", Shinigami said, and then Ankiseth extended his hand thru the mirror surface, handling a book to the Shinigami
"Excellent!, now read this book, and follow the instructions, I'll make sure everything is ready to orchestrate the soul requisition, until then, ciao!", Ankiseth said, and then his image disappeared
"I hate when he breaks the rules of reality... what is this?... Chunin exam... ninjas?!", Shinigami-sama muttered while reading the contents of the book, this was going to be a little bit more complex than he thought, if only he could leave the city, or if another person could summon him conveniently there...
Meanwhile, at the Uzumaki apartment...
Three bodies were sharing a small space on a bath tube, it was filled with hot water, and lots of bubbles, two of the bodies were female, identical twins, the third, a male, all of them very young, with the boy between the girls, with no other option but to rub their naked bodies against each other, enjoying their relaxing bath to the fullest
"Ah! This is Heaven!", Naruto expressed his bliss, this wasn't the first time he bathed with his soon to be wife and the homunculus, and yet, both girls giggled
"Well, Naruto-kun is like our God, may as well we make his heaven a little more pleasant", Atanih said, while moving her hands to sensitive parts of Naruto
"And of course, our God must infuse us with his scent", Hinata said, while leaning into a full blown french kiss with Naruto, they continued like this for a while, until someone interrupted
"Ahem!", Anko cleared her throat, invading the privacy of the residents of the bathroom
"Anko!, what is the meaning of... this?...", Naruto asked, dumbfounded by the sight, Anko retracted her armored skin, leaving only her human body exposed, naked
"Well, I was wondering if I can take a bath here, and there is no need for you to finish, I don't mind the company", Anko replied in a very seductive voice, and Naruto felt in open season, proof of that is the both Hinata and Atanih giggled madly at this
Downstairs...
"What are those sounds?", Ranmaru asked, he was helping to count some of the magical items, as well as money
"Kids playing being adults on the bathroom, just ignore them", Desmond replied, tying to not dwell too much on it, after all, Ranmaru was still too young
"And how is that?, I don't think the bath tube is big enough for that", Ranmaru asked again, this time Desmond's mouth opened wide in surprise
"How do you know that?!", Desmond asked with horror
"I may be little, but my parents and the townspeople weren't any quiet about that, in fact, if not for my kekke genkai, I think they would have raped me countless times", Ranmaru explained
"I... see... well, is a good thing you are here with us, I won't let anything bad happen to you", Desmond said, and then a loud sound of something breaking and some people screaming in surprise was heard
"I knew it was too small!", Ranmaru stated, and Desmond laughed at his reasoning
Meanwhile, at the Academy of Alchemy...
Today was a day to train in the outside, where the kids and the civilians were free to draw their transmutation circles on the ground, and they were free to do as they pleased, because by now, all the ANBU quited, even the genins quited too, leaving only those who weren't part of the ninja academy, and this was what make most of the students merry
"Look, Kono-Kono!", Hanabi shouted in delight, she just managed to make a little horse toy using some sand and rubble, it wasn't perfect, but it was a GREAT advancement in the eyes of everyone in the Academy
"IT IS SO PRECIOUS!, yet not as precious as you...", Konohamaru replied, while using the phrases that Naruto taught him, phrases that earned lot of kisses and happy smiles from the usually stoic Hyuga heir
"Aaawww, that so sweet of you, but you don't have to lie, you are still the best", Hanabi said, which was true, at his short age, Konohamaru was now the star student of the Academy of Alchemy, being able to use mid level transmutation circles, meanwhile, the teachers were dealing with other students
"Eduard-sensei, can you give me private lessons after this?", Winry Yamanaka asked in a seductive voice, and she didn't have to be a mind walker as her family to notice that the Alchemist got the RIGHT idea
"Errrr... I don't think I should give you that kind of special attention, you'll see, we teachers shouldn't... Al, can you help me with... AL?!", Ed near shouted, for in one corner, his younger brother was giving a massage to a happy looking Shiezka Haruno
"See, Sensei?, you should loose a little", Winry whispered to Ed's ear, making him turn tomato red, and turning to look around didn't help either, for he looked at a group of hungry looking fangirls
"What have I done to deserve this?...", Ed muttered
Hokage Tower, later that day...
"Ah!, Sarutobi!, I'm glad to see you healthy and well!", Ankiseth greeted, while appearing out of nowhere, yet Sarutobi didn't seemed to be startled at all
"I'm glad you show concern about my health, even if it's faked", Sarutobi replied, a little drained of emotion, while a Ne ANBU fell from the roof, just behind Ankiseth, thing that didn't startled the Hokage, at all
"But Sarutobi, my concern is not faked, you are still an important piece in this game", Ankiseth stated, while receiving the stab of a sharp Katana on his back, the Ne ANBU pushed all the blade into him, but the edge didn't came out from his chest, this also, didn't startled the Hokage at all
"I feel safe, knowing that you care about your pawns, so, what business take you here?", Sarutobi asked now, while the Ne ANBU started to be absorbed by Ankiseth's suit, as if the white suit were some kind of monster, neither this startled the old Hokage
"Fine, to business then, I came here to advise you about some movements that are going to happen, and that I already made", Ankiseth announced, and the hopeless Ne ANBU got completely eaten, not even the memory of his existence left, and Sarutobi only filled a glass with sake, more to enjoy the flavor than to calm his nerves
"I see, I thank you for giving me warnings about the disastrous future that awaits, so please, explain so my hearth does not explode when said events unfold in front of my eyes", Sarutobi asked in a slightly sarcastic voice, and then started to drink his alcoholic beverage
"I've contacted the Shinigami", Ankiseth deadpanned, and Sarutobi spat his sake with austonding force, he nearly had a heart attack, and the smile on Ankiseth's face only told him that this was the tip of the Iceberg
Meanwhile at Shibusen...
In front of Shinigami-sama, four of his best students were formed, ready to take orders, and have a nice adventure outside the walls of the school, the fifth student, and his unwilling internal resident were there too, at request of Shinigami
"We are here, Shinigami-sama, what do you require us for?", A girl with twin ponytails and a long coat asked
"YEAH!, TELL US WHAT OUR NEXT MISSION IS!", A kid with spiky hair shouted, ready to jump into action
"Calm down, please, and let Shinigami-sama explain the mission", a beautiful well mannered girl with a long ponytail said to the loud kid
"Geez!, by now you should act more cool than this!", Another boy with silver hair and sharp teeths exclaimed in a cool voice
"I don't know why am I here!, I'm not good at all!, I still don't know how to deal with missions!", the last boy whined in a high pitched voice
"Calm down now, your mission is to infiltrate a ninja village inside the veil, and then confiscate the soul of a dread criminal, you are going to do this by passing as a ninja group, and then take the tests to advance in their ranks, this is a very important mission, and now, Professor Stein will give you the details...", Shinigami-sama explained, and the students couldn't help but to feel excited for this, the first mission inside the Veil
Magnus: Well, I hope you liked this chapter, and the Chunin exams are about to begin, so stay tuned, see ya in next chapter!
