Magnus: Here goes another update, I know I promised the chunin exams, but due to a lack of time, I had to cut the chapter a little, still I hope you like it, and remember, Read and Review!
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or anything you believe is being mentioned in this fanfic, Reiko Zonbolt, Arashi Uzumaki and Yukina Hyuga are owned by Kage Bijuu, the Harvesters are co-owned by Kage Bijuu and me, the other OCs belong to me
Chapter 35
Getting Ready for the Exam
In the main street of the village of Konoha, a small shop was being the main point of interest of several superior beings, by making use of the dead hours of the day, one was teaching the other how to properly interact with humans and other lesser beings in a more daily lifestyle
"I still don't get it", Hela deadpanned, due to the lack of a realm to govern, she has been rendered as a just powerful being, and Lee will simply not allow her into the ranks of the Aesir, due to old resentment between the two
"But you are doing it just fine!", Ankiseth praised her, yet he was mocking at the same time, for he was having lots of fun watching the daughter of Loki trying to take in the role of a shopkeeper
"I know I'm doing it fine, but I don't understand how this is helping", Hela signaled to her dress, a fine piece of black silk, masterfully crafted, designed to show a good amount of her generous cleavage on the upper part, without scratching the indecency, and a long slit allowed both more freedom on her movements, and a good look at her smooth leg, without letting out anything more
"But that's the best and oldest trick on the history of the merchants!, one over beautiful body, and all the clients will be at your feet!", Ankiseth half explained, just then, the group of Shibusen students approached
"Excuse me, are you Ankiseth Uzumaki?", Maka asked to the white cald Merchant, Sarutobi told them to ask for him, as he was the one who contacted the Shinigami
"Why yes!, that's me!, now, if only I could get the name of such a beautiful lady...", Ankiseth replied, and Maka couldn't help but to blush a little at the comment
"Maka, Maka Alban, pleased to meet you sir", Maka replied, and the others waited for Maka to ask for details on the mission, when another boy came running on their direction
"HELP ME!!!", Lee shouted, while jumping behind the counter, just between Ankiseth and Hella
"Not again...", Hela muttered, while watching an incoming trio of crazed girls
"Make us have your babies!", Verdandi shouted happily
"It's our destiny to be the mothers of the next gods!", Urd yelled, in a voice that denoted that she wasn't willing to wait for said destiny to happen
"You'll enjoy it to no end!", Skuld screamed in ecstasy, and that was enough for Hela to endure
"ENOUGH!, YOU WILL NOT FORCE YOUR WAYS INTO ANYONE AGAIN!, GO TO HEL!!!", Hela screamed in pure rage, leaping over the counter to intercept the Norns, and by summoning a flaming scythe, she destroyed their bodies with only one swing
"OH MY GOD!, SHE KILLED THEM!!!", Tsubaki screamed on sheer horror, for that scythe didn't left even the soul of it's victims, the rest of the Shibusen students went into defense stances, no knowing what else to do
"Kill them?, I'm afraid that's impossible", Hela reassured to the scared Tsubaki
"Impossible?...", Soul muttered, becoming interested on this topic, however, Lee appeared again, taking him out of his train of thought
"Thanks, you are really helpful", Lee praised the ex-goddess of death
"You are welcome, by the way, when can I join your ranks?", Hela asked a little too cheerful
"Not yet, and don't make me think that you are summoning them just to gain points on my eyes", Lee quickly reprimand her
"UNCLE!", Hela raised her voice, indignation on the idea of her playing that low, although the idea crossed her mind more than once, all this bickering happened in front of a shocked team Shibusen, none of them able to find words to say
"An interesting family, isn't it?", Naruto asked, making Chrona, Maka and Black Star yelp in surprise, while Tsubaki and Soul cringed into the thin air
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!, Naruto-kun is so unpredictable!", Hinata laughed in an angelical way, that promptly made Soul and Black Star blush, the last one received a pinch on the cheek to be free of his trance from Tsubaki
"AH!, My child!, you have just arrived with the most perfect timing, can you be a darling and give these Shibusen students a tour around the village, while explaining them the laws of this place, they'll also will need an explanation on what are the chunin exams, so they can work on their own business later", Ankiset asked to Naruto, and that petrified team Shibusen, one second the man didn't know them, and the next he seemed to know everything
'No wonder why Shinigami-sama told us to be careful with this man!', Maka thought, while Naruto grinned
"Of course, dad, I'll gladly take them around, along my team of course", Naruto replied, and Soul felt a shiver crawling up his spine, this was going to be one hell of a weird mission
Meanwhile, near the main gate of the village...
"COME ON!, WE NEED TO GET TO ANKO-SENSEI!", Konohamaru shouted, while running to his destination, he was about to neglect to be a ninja to become a full timer Alchemist, but Asuma managed to convince him to try the genin exam, so he can try both skills, and getting the recommendation of a jounin is what he required now to be able to take the genin exam, for he stopped his assistance on the academy some time ago
"I KNOW!, I KNOW!, THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN LIKE THAT!, THE EXAM IS IN THREE DAYS!", Hanabi shouted back, while running after the honored Grandson, she was forced by the elders to enter ranks of the genin, if only for tradition, she would have said no, if not for the fact that Konohamaru was going to enter too, the two crimson clad kids ran thru the streets, with a speed proper of a genin, however, they didn't see the outsider just turning the corner of a street, making for a loud crash
"OWIE!!!", Konohamaru flinched, for he hit the outsider face first
"You ok, Kono-Kono?", Hanabi asked, worried for him, he was her first boyfriend, and she liked the idea of him being the only one
"GGGRRRRRRRRR...", The outsider growled, and as he stood up, he showed to be a genin from another village, dressed on a strange cat suit, and with heavy make up on the face
"I'm sorry sir, are you ok?", Konohamaru asked, using to the fullest the courtesy manners that Al taught him
"YOU LITTLE BRAT!", Kankuro shouted, while grabbing Konohamaru by the collar of his suit
"HEY, YOU STUPID GROWN UP, STOP RIGHT NOW!", Hanabi used to the fullest the bad temper she learned from Ed, and quickly kicked Kankuro's ankle, making him drop Konohamaru, and yelp on pain
"NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!", Kankuro shouted while using chakra strings to bind the kids, preventing them from fleeing, but his attack was stopped by an evil looking chain
"WHAT THE?!...", Kankuro tried to shout, but got slammed against a wall
"Now, now, who do you think you are to attack our children out of a whim?", Anko asked to the make up boy
"ANKO-SENSEI!!!", both Konohamaru and Hanabi shouted in relief
"THEY HIT ME FIRST!!!", Kankuro shouted, thinking on how to get out of this
"And they apologized for it was an accident, yet you decided to harm them, do you know that for attacking the grandson of the Hokage, you and your team can be disqualified from the chunin exam?", Anko explained, ready to punish this Suna genin on unspeakable ways, when another aura was felt
"Kankuro...", it was like a whisper, a very subtle sound, yet it was absolutely terrifying, proof of that, was that Kankuro soiled himself in that instant, for Gaara was just behind of him, and he didn't had to turn around to know that Gaara wasn't pleased, not at all
Uzumaki apartment, some minutes later...
Jiraiya wanted to face the person that raised Minato's son, and he also wanted to see who beat Tsunade, he still couldn't believe that that person was Minato, but if he was, maybe he won't be that mad, he maybe even laugh when he show him all the GOOD books he has written since his death...
"Well, my as well get this over with...", Jiraiya muttered, while reaching to knock in the door to the apartment, however, the door opened by itself, as if invited Jiraiya to enter
"Weird...", Jiraiya muttered, he decided to enter, and got a good sight of the interior
"What kind of genjutsu is this?!", Jiraiya shouted in amazement, for the inside was a true palace, but his amazement changed into terror, when the door shut behind him
"WHAT THE HELL?!", Jiraiya screamed, feeling as if inside of a trap
"From all the idiots that danced over my grave... why it had to be the worst of them the one who visited me today?", Minato's voice was heard, and Jiraiya's heart almost stopped, there was no way to fake that voice, and when Jiraiya put his eyes on the source, he greatly paled, it was Minato, yet it wasn't, it was the same good hearted person that gave his life many years ago against the Kyuubi, yet now his hatred toward the village was so... suffocating
"M-Minato?!, so, it was true, but, how?", Jiraiya asked, venturing into thinking that he may be able to get over with this in a peaceful way
"Is that all?!, after all this time of neglecting your promise, you only ask how are WE here, and not explaining why did you allowed all that mistreatment fall over our dear little child?!", Kushina shouted, as her image appeared on one of the mirrors of the halls, and this made Jiraiya come out with the first answer possible, out of sheer terror
"H-Hey!, my network is vital to Konoha!, and I had to keep up with my books!", Jiraiya's answer wasn't a bright one, and it showed in kind
"Dear, you asked before for a way to atone your sins on trusting this village of idiots, I'll give you that atonement, beat this bastard within an inch of his life, and make sure he suffers for all the rest of his life... and the next", Kushina demanded, in a very disturbing way
"Anything to please you, my dear Red Death, now come here, sensei, it's time for you to answer you honor oath, time to pay for your transgression, and unlike Tsunade, who had a valid reason, I will not hold back against you", Minato stated, while slowly advancing toward Jiraiya, who was truly terrorized
"You... you... YOU CAN'T BE MINATO!!!", Jiraiya snapped out of it, he just decided to not believe his eyes and ears, he decided to believe that this was a cruel genjutsu
"MINATO WOULD NEVER BE SO ANGRY AT ME, HE'LL NEVER BETRAY HIS BELOVED VILLAGE, WHAT IF I FAILED HIM ONCE?!, WHAT IF THE VILLAGE FAILED HIM ONCE?!, HE WOULD HAVE FORGIVEN US!, YOUR TREACHERY ENDS NOW!, RASENGAN!!!", Jiraiya yelled with all his strength, while delivering the most powerful ransengan that he has ever made, it hit Minato on the face, directly, the chock wave was terrible, mirrors, crystals, and walls cracked under that pressure, but Minato was unaffected, and that alone, let Jiraiya at his mercy, which was none
"Such a weakling, fitting for a village of weaklings that will be destroyed by my son, and when he finally rebuild it, then it'll shine with the true light it had to have from the beginning, no council, no clans, no weaklings of heart, just the Powerful Hokage, and his unstoppable army of Shinobies", Minato explained, while the apartment rebuilt itself, yet Jiraya didn't notice it, because Minato's Gaze was overwhelming
"Now, I'll give you a taste of power to come... DAI-KISHIN NO RASENGAN!!!", Minato shouted, and what Jiraiya felt, was the gates of hell opening and engulfing him in a rampaging tornado of pain
Meanwhile, Aburame Compound...
Shino was currently in a state of shock, and it was because he was in the bed, it all started with some sweet rolls that his mother gave to him and Nyu, then all went foggy from there, now he was in the bed with Nyu, which wasn't the problem, he always slept with her, the fact that she was naked was not the problem, it was rather common, the problem was, that he too was naked, the smell around them was more than enough to be aware of what happened, that, and his queen was proudly narrating all the events he couldn't recall, he just thought that this couldn't be any worst, when his window opened, revealing an Inuzuka
"Hey Shino!, Kurenai want us for a last training... WHAT THE FUCK?!", Kiba shouted the last part, showing Shino that things can always go worst
Magnus: well, I hope you liked it, and next chapter will be the written exam, promise!, see ya in next chapter!