Loki and I are in my office.
ME
You know, you've got a very big fanbase out there.
LOKI
Ah, yes, that's something I'm very proud of. Even my brother's jaw dropped when he saw my fan posts. It was truly a victory.
ME
That sounds to me that you've got some... issues. You wanna talk about that?
LOKI
I don't know what you're talking about.
ME
Loki, people know that you feel misunderstood by your family and friends. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
LOKI
Nobody knows how I feel.
ME
That's exactly the problem. Did you ever speak with your brother and father about your... feelings?
LOKI
You're making fun of me, right? All Thor thinks about is fighting frost giants, killing monsters, saving people and seducing innocent mortal women. He is truly a warrior. He would laugh at me if I told him about my feelings. And our father would... he would be ashamed of my weakness...
ME
... Do you want me to hug you?
FANDRAL appears through the door.
FANDRAL
If Loki doesn't want to be hugged I will take over the burden for him. And don't hesitate if you feel the need to kiss me.
ME
Sorry, you're not my type. And, please, stop eavesdropping.