Thor approaches the bar.
THOR
(to the bartender)
Give me a mug big enough to contain the beer I need to get drunk.
BARTENDER
Sure, but first show me your ID.
THOR gives his ID to the bartender.
BARTENDER
Let's see... Thor Odinson... Born in... Asgard xxx thousands years before Christ...? Haha, nice one. Maybe next time.
THOR
You dare refusing my order, mortal?
BARTENDER
You can have beer when you're old enough – until then, how about a coke?
THOR
Alright. As long as I get drunk tonight, that's fine by me. Fill the mug with that cock – or whatever it is called.
ME
(whispering)
Oh boy...