A/N: This is an intentionally made Mary-Sue fanficition, used just for my personal enjoyment. Please don't send me any bad reviews, I know the things I will write in here will be very rubbish and makes no sense at all.

Your name is Maryanne Poppy, and you are a troll. It doesn't matter that your name is too short or too long then most troll's names, because you renamed yourself. Your name was originally a name that you found to be very disgusting and because you're the highest blood you have the rights to change your name.

Your blood color is a very dark pink with a hint of bright red so you're not a very normal troll. Still, you're much higher then Feferi's dull tyrian purple blood. You would be living in luxury right now, but because you're part mutant you have to hide in the woods from the rest of the troll society. You weren't born with those ugly fins but you can still breathe underwater so you can easily hide under water and hunt fishes.

Your lusus is a bunny, and you love it to bits. Who cares if you're suppose to have some ugly fish as a lusus, you found Mr. BunBun in your forest and adopted him because your old ugly one got culled. Mr. BunBun can talk and he often times gives you advice. He's super strong too; He can lift you up with his ear! If only he was your real lusus.

Your are 6 sweeps old, but you mature a lot. You have a small slim waist and big full breasts. Because you live in a forest, you don't have much clothes to wear. You're only wearing a fur bikini that you made yourself. You made it out of tree bark, but you have the ability to change nature because you're the Queen of Nature. You're also the Witch of Water, but you're not bragging. You have very very very long blonde hair (because you're a mutant you have blonde hair instead of black) that you like you dye a different color everyday with berries. Your eyes can also change colors to mood and you can shape shift.

Your interests is role-playing, making clothes, and shipping people!

I was walking through my forest with Mr. BunBun when I found someone near my river! I was so scared because I was about to get culled, so I turned into a bird and flew near him to spy on him. Mr. BunBun followed me.

The guy that was at my river was a sleeping troll, a guy with cute little nubby horns that I just want to lick and messy short hair. He wasn't sleeping so I just flew to him and sat in his chest. I found out that he wasn't really sleeping so I turned back into normal and held him to my breasts. I pat his hair and sang a song to him where my hair started glowing rainbow because it has magical powers. It healed him because he was actually hurt and he drowned.

He opened his eyes and I saw that he had red eyes and then I knew he was a mutant. I felt really bad for him because I can see all of the hurt and pain in his eyes.

"are you okay?" I asked.

"Never better." He replied. "I'm Karkat and I'm going to kiss you." And then he kissed me.

I was surprise and not surprise because I'm part succubus and the Maid of Love but I was worried because he might get obsessed with me so I turned into a crane and picked up Mr. BunBun and flew away.

But he was so handsome I couldn't get him out of my think pan. I want to see him more.

When I got home, my hive is a big castle that has an invisible cloak field, and I went inside. I can cook so I made myself a sandwich but when I went to my room I saw that there was another troll there.

He was very tall and has long horns and messy fluffy hair and he had on clown makeup.

"Sup." I said.

"HeY tHeRe MoThErFuCkEr." He replied.

"No swearing that's against the role!" I'm very respectful.

"that's TOO bad. BECAUSE I like TO swear." He said, his voice turned all sexy and seductive and not creepy and clowny like how he was talking because.

I gasped because I immediately recognized him. It was Gamzee! He's an incubus and was trying to be my matesprits since forever but I didn't want to because it's a free society and I'm a higher rank then him.

"Go the fuck away!" I can swear because it's my house.

"but I brought A bucket." He held up a shiny purple bucket that says "Gamzee + Maryanne."

"Go away!" I complained but I really did wanted to fill buckets with him because he's so hot but I liked Karkat.

"TOO bad MOTHER fucker." He guffed. "we're GONNA raise HELL tonight." And then he grabbed me and pinned me down.

To be continue.