A/N: I'm surprised to see that some people enjoys this, although just for the sake of Homestuck fandom's humanity I won't write that much chapters like My Immortal. It'll be just as outrageous, though. I'll try writing in more "serious" manner.
I promptly kicked Gamzee off of me before flipping him the bird. I was quite angry now I didn't want to see his face now. With a flick of my tail (yes, I have a tail. I'm a succubus, remember? Gamzee doesn't have one because he cut off his during one of his stoner moments) and my eyes turning red, I grabbed him by his shirt and chucked him out of my window.
"And stay out!" I yelled out of my window, glaring down at him. "I don't know how the hell you managed to get in my house, but stay out!" I slammed my window close. Despite all of this, I do know for a fact that he will return -probably in an hour or so.
I went to my desk and hopped on my laptop (it's a shade of a bunny. Isn't that cute? ) and got on Trollian. I decided to lighten my mood by chatting with my moirail, Nepeta. She's so adorable, I just loooove her to bits! I'm the reason why she loves to role-play and ship trolls, just to tell you. So cute! She's only troll that I trust and knows where I live and wouldn't squeal on me. Gamzee, I blackmail. That crazy, crazy clown.
cuddlyBunny [CB] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
CB: Nepetaaaaaaaa
AC: :33 maryanne! *ac eagerly purrances up to cb and rubs against her legs, purring*
CB: /Pets nepetaaaaa's head/
AC: :OO *ac wonders why cb still doesn't make her typing look pretty!
CB: Bluh, it's too troublesome Nepetaaaaaaaaa.
CB: And you guys are so creative!
CB: D:
AC: :33 *ac purred reapurringly* it's okay maryanne!
AC: :(( *ac sighed sadly*
CB: What's wrong? DD:
AC: :(( my crush went missing!
AC: :(( I hope he's doing okay
CB: Wow, that's sad. What does he look like?
AC: :(( he's so cute and cute like a little baby crab
AC: :(( he yells a lot and he's pretty short
AC: :(( he has hair
AC: :(( and eyes
AC: :(( and a nose
CB: Hmmm…
Nepeta always talked to me about her huge crush on some douche bag. I thought she had the wrong idea of liking some guy that yells too much, but I didn't say anything because I wanted to make her happy. Her description of the guy seems awfully familiar, though.
CB: What color blood does he have?
AC: :(( i don't know
CB: I gotta go.
cuddlyBunny [CB] ceased trolling arsenicCatnip [AC]
I felt bad about Nepeta's missing crush, but still I felt like I knew who she was talking about. She doesn't know his blood type? What kind of guy doesn't tell people about his blood type? He could be a mutant, but that idea seemed absurb; Aren't I the only mutant blood alive? No wait, there was that Karkat guy earlier.
Karkat. That poor, poor troll. He was so attractive looking too. I frowned about how I acted earlier. I hope he didn't felt offended that I just flew away and left him alone there in the forest after he just drown, because I sure wouldn't be happy with myself if he did.
I decided to turn on some music. I grabbed my iPod, turned it on, and Teenage Dream started blaring through the speakers. I met some humans a few years ago and they hooked me up with some of their nifty human machinery.
I laid down on my comfy bed that has animal fur for blanket. While some trolls slept in a recuperacoon full of soper slime, I like to sleep in a regular bed because soper slime is incredibly hard to get out of my fur bikini. Plus I don't want to end up like Gamzee when he gets high off of his soper slime addiction. I felt proud about cherishing human culture.
I frowned as I listened to Teenage Dreams. If only I could be like Katy Perry, where she's so pretty and attracts all the boys.
All the boys.
She attracting boys naturally is a lot better then being a Maid of Love that's part succubus. I felt more ashamed about me being a mutant as I petted my green dyed hair.
I heard some ringing and I went to my laptop. Apparently someone had decided to contact me.
terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling cuddlyBunny [CB]
CB: Ugh, what do you want?
TC: I'M COMING BACK IN.
TC: I'm just tell you now because you were mad last time.
CB: I still am. So go away.
TC: YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE I CAME.
With my powerful hearing, I heard the door to my room being open. I picked up my book, "Matespits 4 Life" and chucked it at his head. He easily dodged it, but since the cover of the book was made of glass it shattered and pieces of it cut into his face making him bleed. Shit, that book is expensive why did I do that.
"Go away!" I yelled at him before I went to my bed and sat on it stubbornly.
"aw, you're just still mad aren't you?" He asked mockingly and sat on a corner of my bed. He reached out to hug me, and I let him because I wanted a hug and I was sad at the moment. My eyes turned blue.
"WHY ARE YOU SAD?" He asked.
I made up an excuse. "Nepeta's crush went missing."
"what? DO YOU MEAN KARKAT?"
I blinked, surprised. So Nepeta's crush is Karkat… and I met an amazing guy named Karkat…
"Oh shit…"
To be continue.