I decided to act calm. Calm is good. Calm is not clam, you can't eat calm like a clam. Calm is not you flipping your shit, throwing things around in a mindless manner because you just realized that you developed red feelings for a guy your moirail also developed feelings for. Calm is not you accidentally throwing your clown suitor out the window once again because you had mistaken him for a piece of trash or something.
Yep, I wasn't calm.
"What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?" I cried to myself, pacing around in my room as I tried not to trip over my hair (which is dyed pink atm). My eyes turned… whatever the hell color worry is because I sure don't know. I managed to lost my mirror sweeps ago. I wondered if I looked like a huge mess at the moment.
A knock came at my bedroom door and Gamzee walked in once again. He proceeded to watch me freak out, as if falling out of a 6 story window twice did no sort of damage to him. Damn, that tough clown.
"Is there something you motherfucking want to talk about? ANYTHING AT ALL?"
I shook my head "no". Would he understand? What would he do? Can clowns get jealous?
"You look distressed, honey. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO FILL A BUCKET WITH ME RIGHT NOW?" He asked coolly.
My eyes flashed red. "What happened to Tavros? Why aren't you with Tavros?"
He shrugged and leaned against my wall. "Vriska snatched him up again. WHAT A BITCH."
I couldn't agree any more. Vriska Serket, 8LUH 8LUH 8IG 8ITCH Vriska. Even if I never met her before, I knew she meant trouble. Gamzee's always gossiping me about how much Vriska hounds everybody and what a slut she is. I did asked him if he was just jealous, he just said that Tavros can't top that well anyway. I knew Gamzee's sad.
"Well, I'm going to take a brisk walk for a while," I told him. "Don't be missing with my stuff, or add in any of your stupid drugs to my foods, okay?"
"No guarantees."
I rolled my eyes and turned into a swan before flying out the window… and then coming back because I forgot Mr. BunBun. I flew around with Mr. BunBun in my talons… wait, do swans have talons? Okay I changed into an owl never mind. I flew around with in my talons. It was awfully quiet, why wasn't Mr. BunBun talking? He seemed to be shaking a lot more often then usual.
I landed in a tree and looked at Mr. BunBun. Mr. BunBun is normally brown with cute little black spots on his behind and one white ear. The bunny that I was holding in my talons was just a regular white rabbit, possibly about to get a heart attack from it's face being so dangerously close to an owls face. I think owls eats rabbits, and if so, then that's probably why the poor thing is squealing like a little piggy.
I decided to swoop down the ground to let the thing go. When I did, it ran off like the wind, or something like that. I felt happy and proud about letting such an innocent creature go. It'll go make a happy family and- WHY WAS I IN A NET ALL OF A SUDDEN?
I quickly turned into a little cat because I knew if I turned into a tiger I will be squashed inside this small net. I had my share of experiences. I quickly clawed at the netting, making a whole and escaping.
I looked up the person who dared to catch me, ready to claw out their faces when holy smokes why is there a HAWT guy staring down at me.
He was wearing a black tank top (*meow!*), had long black hair like those sexy Japanese humans, and a cracked shades on his face.
"What an interesting creature… to change from an owl to a cat…" He said quietly, like those super smart quiet guys that's sooo amazing!
I just stared at him, not sure of what to do. He reached over and started scratching behind my ear. Not only was I cat, but this felt really nice and was a great turn on. I purred luxuriously and inched closer to him, where he scooped me up into his arms.
"I'm sure Nepeta would love to meet you," He said.
I blinked. With both eyes, to show that I was really surprised.
Nepeta? Does he know Nepeta? This must be that one Equius fellow that Nepeta hangs around with, but the way she described him sounded like he was some kind of sweat pedophile! Damn it Nepeta, he's like a total hunk!
Before I knew it, he started walking away with me in his arms. I would protested and escape, but he kept on scratching me… and…
Damn my weakness…
To be Continued.