SIF, LOKI and the Warriors Three are hiding with me in my panic room.
FANDRAL
I remember a giant snake coming out from his mouth.
VOLSTAGG
I remember those hungry red eyes staring at me.
SIF
I remember the fear that made my body shiver for the first time in my life.
HOGUN
I...
ME
Oh, come on, guys! It's Thor we are talking about! I know he his singing sucks. But he doesn't unleash Ragnarök.
LOKI
No, but we will suffer indescribable pain.
Suddenly, ERIK knocks on the door.
ERIK
Please, let me in! Have mercy!
I stand up. But HOGUN holds me back.
HOGUN
No, it's too late for him.
ME
But…
SIF
In times of war one has to make sacrifices.
Then it starts. THOR sings "The Circle of Life". Everybody covers his ears.
ME
Wow, he really likes The Lion King! And it's true! His singing sucks!
ERIK
Noooooo!
ME
I'm sorry, Erik! I'm really, really sorry!