When THOR stops singing SIF, LOKI, The Warriors Three, ERIK and I go to a bar.


ME

Well, we are still alive, are we?


ERIK

What?


ME

I said we are still alive!


ERIK

Yeah, we are alright!


ME

(to SIF)

Is his deafness permanent?


SIF

He will recover... in a week or so.


FANDRAL

He should be lucky. The last time my ears bled.


VOLSTAGG

And I lost my appetite.


FANDRAL

For a complete hour.


THOR, JANE and DARCY enter the bar.


THOR

My friends! I was searching for you!


LOKI

(whispering)

And we were hiding from you.


THOR

What did you say?


LOKI

Nothing, brother.


JANE

Did something happen in your neighborhood? I saw a lot of ambulance there?


DARCY

(to LOKI)

Did my little Loki play another prank?


LOKI

Unfortunately, it wasn't me. Not this time.


The bar owner goes to the stage and announces that they will hold a karaoke competition in a few minutes.


DARCY

Yay, a karaoke competition!


THOR

What's a karaoke competition?


JANE

It's a singing contest.


DARCY

You wanna join?


THOR

Of course! That sounds like fun! [to everybody] And you are going to cheer for me, right?


ME

I'm out of here. Guys, good luck.


SIF

Traitor!


ME

In times of war one has to make sacrifices.