THOR and I are sitting in a car. To be more precise, we hijack JANE's car while she is working in her laboratory doing... some scientific stuff.
ME
Where did you learn to lock-pick a car?
THOR
I have many skills people don't know. And lock-picking is one of those skills.
ME
Seriously, you should keep it a secret... Now, this is a car, this round thing is a steering wheel, there is the brake, the hand brake... the gas pedal. So, before you drive you should fasten your seat belt... like this.
THOR
What for?
ME
For your own safety... Didn't you fasten your seat belt when you were driving with Jane?
THOR
No, Jane didn't show me that. And neither did Jane fasten her seat belt as far as I can recall. To be honest, I don't like restraints.
ME
If you don't do it the next police officer will take you away with some other restraints. Be a nice guy and fasten your seat belt, please.
THOR
If it makes you more relaxed.
ME
Oh, I'm with a tall muscular and very, VERY handsome guy who doesn't know how to drive in a STOLEN car. How can I be more relaxed?
THOR
What should I do now?
ME
Start the engine... release the hand brake... go into reverse... and put your foot on the gas pedal very carefully... CAREFULLY.
The car starts to move. I look back. Suddenly I see TONY STARK - BAM! THOR stops the car and gives me an irritated look.
THOR
What was that?
ME
I think we just killed… Tony Stark...
THOR and I jump out of the car and run to TONY who is lying on the ground, moaning.
ME
Are you alright, Mr. Stark?
TONY
I just got hit by a car. Of course, I'm alright!
ME
I'm sorry. Should we take you to the hospital?
THOR
Can I drive?
TONY and ME
No!