THOR and LOKI are in an interrogation room we've borrowed from S.H.I.E.L.D. while TONY, AGENT COULSON and I are watching them through a one-way mirror in another room.
THOR
What is the reason for all these mischiefs?
LOKI
I needed some diversions. Honestly, brother, the realm of the mortals is a boring place.
THOR
Tony Stark could have been killed because of you.
LOKI
Well, he is still alive, isn't he? But seriously, I was surprised how easy it was to fool him. I just have to pretend to be DARCY and ask him for a date. However, it wasn't my intention that he got hit by the car that you were driving. Let's call it a twist of misfortune. By the way, why should the God of Thunder rely on mortal technology? You can fly, you know.
THOR
We are guests in this realm. We should adopt their way of life while we are staying here.
LOKI
You have no sense of humor, brother. What happened to you?
THOR
I've changed.
LOKI
So have I.
THOR
I know. And you're giving me no other choice.
THOR puts a ghetto blaster on the table.
LOKI
(irritated)
What are you doing, brother?
THOR
(grinning)
You will know soon enough.
THOR puts The Lion King CD into the ghetto blaster.
LOKI
Oh no, you can't be serious.
LOKI looks at us. He runs to the one-way mirror.
LOKI
You can't do that to me! Have mercy!
TONY
(to COULSON)
Turn off the speakers.
LOKI
Nooooooo!
At that moment THOR starts dancing to the song "I just can't wait to be king" and singing along.
COULSON
I didn't know that Thor could be that cruel.
TONY
He is a god alright... We should go. Or else I won't get that image of Thor dancing like a Broadway musical star out of my mind for the rest of my life.