While THOR and The Avengers are away to fight against a super villain who wants to destroy Earth (again) DARCY, JANE, ERIK and I break into his house.
JANE
I don't think we should do it.
ERIK
We don't have another choice.
JANE
It's still a crime.
ERIK
It would be a bigger crime if we didn't take the chance to get rid of those things that may cause the end of the world.
JANE
Don't be ridiculous.
DARCY
Yeah, it's Thor we are talking about.
ERIK
You don't know what he is capable of. There is another side of him that is… pure evil.
ME
I've found them!
JANE, ERIK and DARCY take a look inside the open closet.
JANE
Oh my God…
ERIK
See? I told you that he has an evil side.
DARCY
Yeah, hiding something like that in his closet makes him one of the most evil persons in the world... Wait! He's got Bambi in his collection... And look! The little Mermaid... Aladdin... There is also The Lion King... Oh, and the sequels... You're right, ERIK. Thor IS evil.
JANE
I can't believe it. I'm going out with a Disney fanatic.
DARCY
He's all yours.
ERIK
We have to get rid of them. Or else he won't stop singing.