THOR and I are having our weekly conversation.
ME
So let's talk about something that really bothers me for a very, VERY long time. Why are you always carrying your hammer around? Is it some kind of... replacement?
THOR
... I don't know what you're talking about.
ME
Well, you know... Sometimes the biggest men have the biggest complexes. Just take Tony Stark for an example. He is rich. He is good-looking. He is smart. But he is unable to have a monogamous relationship with a woman. It's obvious that Tony has a few issues in trusting people... Just a while ago when I talked to him about his father I came to the conclusion that he is using his indestructible armor to hide his true self. In other words, his armor is keeping him away from facing his problems.
THOR
You want to tell me that I'm using my hammer for compensation?
ME
Yes, that's right... You want to talk about it?
THOR
Not really.
ME
I promise that nothing will get out of this room. In return I want you to be honest.
THOR
... Just ask me your questions.
ME
Alright... So... How is your sex life?
THOR
... You're kidding, right?
ME
Hammer. Big. Always carrying around. Compensation.
THOR
... I have a meeting to attend.