ERIK and I are taking a walk.
ERIK
Ah, what a peaceful day.
ME
Yeah, it's very quiet.
ERIK
Volstagg is hunting for food.
ME
Actually, he is at McDonald's - after he was banned from every Burger King restaurant.
ERIK
Fandral is hitting some girls.
ME
He went out to locate the house of America's Next Top Model. I wonder if he was successful. I haven't seen him since last Wednesday.
ERIK
Hogun and Sif are on vacation in Japan.
ME
Right now they are fighting a Godzilla-like monster in Tokyo. Hogun seems to be very popular with the Japanese.
ERIK
Odin and Frigga are on a world tour.
ME
Riding a flying horse.
ERIK
It really is a peaceful day.
ME
Or we just got used to all the crazy things that surround us.
THOR appears in the middle of the street.
THOR
My friends!
THOR approaches us. When he crosses the road - BAM! JANE hits him with the car.
JANE
(to herself)
Not again.
THOR
(to JANE)
What's wrong with you? I'm 6' 3". There's no way you can overlook me.
JANE
Why don't you look right and left before crossing the road? We already talked about that.
ME
I wonder if she is doing it on purpose.
ERIK
Who cares? I like how things are now.