On the tenth day of my vacation I'm about to relax at my friend's swimming pool when all of the sudden – Odin appears. Obviously, you can't hide from a god, especially from the one who fought countless epic battles, rules a kingdom for thousands of years and is called Allfather.
ODIN
I need to have a word with you, mortal.
ME
I'm on vacation.
ODIN
I recommend you, mortal, to stay away from a few secrets that shall never be revealed.
ME
Stop calling me 'mortal'. I've told you that's insulting. And what exactly are we talking about…? Wait. You don't mean… Can gods and humans have children?
ODIN
It's very rare – but yes. There is the chance that a god and a human… Anyway, don't stick your nose in our business.
ME
Does Thor know that he has some… descendants on Earth?
ODIN
That's not Thor who was playing around back then.
ME
(confused)
Wait… You don't mean… Does your wife know?
ODIN
It was during a time we had some problems. She knows about my infidelity. But she is unaware of the outcome.
ME
I believe even a god isn't perfect… Alright, I'm going to keep my mouth shut – under one condition.
ODIN
You dare threating me? Odin Allfather?
ME
You don't mind, Odin ALLFATHER? Now I know why are you called Allfather.
ODIN
Speak!
ME
Excuse me?
ODIN
What's your condition?
ME
Oh yeah, right. I want you to do me a favor.
ODIN
What kind of favor?
ME
You will know soon enough. Until then could you please go away? I want to spend my last two days on vacation without any disturbance.