Erik and I are at Dunkin Dognuts. We meet Bruce Banner. To my surprise he has lost some weight.
BRUCE
Hi, guys.
ME
Hey, long time no see. How are you? Oh my God, what happened to you? You look… skinnier. Are you on a diet?
BRUCE
Yeah, I've found a… well… a nutritional advisor.
ERIK
Can you give me his number? It appears to me that he is doing a great job.
BRUCE
He really does a great job. Absolutely.
ME
How much did you lose?
BRUCE
I don't know. I've stopped to weigh myself. It's gotten more and more depressing.
ME
You're sure you're doing fine? You don't sound very happy to me. Actually, you're worrying me.
BRUCE
Honestly, I don't feel well right now.
ME
What happened?
Bruce sighs. He points to Volstagg who is arguing with a Dunkin Dognuts employee.
VOLSTAGG
What does it means that you're out of dognuts?
DUNKIN DOGNUTS EMPLOYEE
It means that we have no more dognuts in our house.
VOLSTAGG
How did that happen?
DUNKIN DOGNUTS EMPLOYEE
Well, somebody ate all of our dognuts?
VOLSTAGG
And who is that despicable glutton?
DUNKIN DOGNUTS EMPLOYEE
That must be you, sir.
VOLSTAGG
Impossible! I've just eaten a snack!
BRUCE
That's my nutritional advisor. To be honest, as long as I'm with him I don't get anything to eat… AT ALL.
ERIK
Jesus Christ! Bruce, that's madness! You're going to starve to death!
BRUCE
That's alright. As long as I keep on losing weight I die as a happy man.
ERIK
(to me)
He is delirious.
ME
He is suffering from Volstagg-norexia.