Me and Ichigo: (eating the cake and half-cake given to us by Maxride4life) Mmmmm...Hey there!

Rukia: (grinning) Y'know, i like you and peyton going out.

Ichigo: (totally uninterested) Really. awesome.

Rukia: yeah. it makes you a lot more agreeable and less of a dumbass.

Me: (smirks) awwww, hear that? i think peyton's good for you, ichigo! it's a miracle!

Ichigo: (still shoveling in cake) i could care less what you broads think, i've got peyton and cake, and that's about all there is to it.

Me: (obviously impressed) Wow, good answer, Kurosaki! (sticks HUGE piece of cake into my mouth) mmmm....so good...

Rukia: (looking absolutely horrified) Good God...You two are absolute PIGS!! (cheerful) Enjoy!

Peyton heard the weird noise again and finally shot into a sitting position with a growl of frustration.

"What the HELL is that stupid- ...oh." It was her cell phone.

Hoping nothing major had happened, she dove for it, yanking it from the bedside table and flipping it open.

Her eyes widened a fraction. "....179 new messages, 87 missed calls, and 96 voicemails?!" She wondered out loud, deciding to read the most recent text.

It was from one of her classmates, just like the rest of them.

OMG!!! SAW THE VID....FINALLY!! AHHHH!!!

Peyton furrowed her brows in confusion and read the next one.

Dude, Peyton, THANK YOU!!! Thanks to u and Ichigo, I just won 400 bucks off 18 bets. If u 2 werent legit, I would so kiss u rite now! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! I'LL HAVE SPECIAL XMAS PRESENTS WAITIN FOR U GUYS!!

Her pulse shot up a little, and she was starting to freak out as she read message after message. A little sampling:

#32: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAAAAYYY!! Ur fights were HILARIOUS!! LOL!!

#47: Ohhh yeaahhh....tell ichigo I said GET SOME!! ...Oh, and happy late bday peyton.

#54: I think my lil sis is now obsessed wit u two. U guys r now her screensavr. Oh, she told me to tell you MERRY CHRISTMAS. Btw, thanks for helpin me win a ton of bets last night.

#66: WOOT-WOOT! LIP ACTION! I SWEAR TO GOD, HALF THE FRESHMAN CHICKS R PLOTTIN TO KILL U, SO WATCH OUT PEYTON!! THEY'RE AFTER UR MAN!! LMAO!!

Number 66 was the most helpful, because it had a link on it.

Peyton left the message open as she stuffed her phone in her boxers pocket, threw the covers off herself, and stomped through the door system to find Karin's laptop.

FIVE MINUTES LATER...

Peyton had almost dropped the stupid thing, but luckily she caught the laptop mid-air. But while she was congratulating herself on how Jedi that just looked, she tripped over a glass and landed on Yuzu's bed, causing her to jolt awake with a yell.

Peyton quickly calmed her by explaining why she was there. This, of course, made her light up like a kid on Christmas.

While Peyton got the laptop powered up and bit her nails, Yuzu woke up Karin, who decided this was too funny to pass up and ran to Isshin and Ichigo's room before anyone could bother stopping her.

So now, there they were; Ichigo reading Peyton's texts, Peyton bouncing anxiously as the internet loaded, and the two little kids jumping excitedly on the other bed.

It finally loaded, and she typed the link in frantically. However, Ichigo suddenly spazzed out, holding his ear, causing her to mistype it.

"What the hell's your problem?!" She snapped, retyping the address impatiently. She wanted to see how the hell everyone knew they were making out in Disney World.

He pressed a button on her phone with a lot more force than necessary. "Sorry. Ran out of texts to read, so I went to voicemails. Some random chick just squealed into my ear..."

"You ran outta texts? Already? There were over 100!"

"Yeah, but they pretty much said the same stuff. Except for a few extra perverted ones here and there. I took the liberty of deleting them so you wouldn't be scarred for life."

Peyton shrugged, then realized where the link had taken her. She tapped Ichigo's arm spastically as if he wasn't able to see it from right beside her, but he let her, because he was in total shock like her.

"Ho...Ly..Crap!!" They said in disbelief. It was a video titled "Ichigo and Peyton's Epic Hook Up in Disney...LOL!"

It was footage of almost all their most ridiculous situations, from the Toshiro-and-Peyton fight at Splash Mountain, to Ichigo and Isshin on American Idol, to their near-death experience at Blizzard Beach, and a few more of them making out and such, ultimately leading up to the parade and Ichigo asking her out.

Everything. Every word, every action, every habit they displayed during said incidents....EVERYTHING.

"Whoa. This is like...surreal," Peyton said quietly.

Ichigo pointed in the bottom right corner, and they both gulped. "Over 5,000 views so far," Peyton said weakly.

"And it's only been one day, according to the info tab," Ichigo added in a similar, choked-sounding tone.

"Ooooh, look. Ninety-something comments already. Let's look!" Yuzu announced, scrolling down happily.

Peyton and Ichigo were too dumbfounded to even bother stopping her.

The comments were mostly like her texts. Another sampling, perhaps?

#18: Peyton: "I'd tap that." Ichigo: "Yeah, me too." Peyton: "Hahaha- Wait, WHAT?" OMG!! LOL that was priceless! The looks on their faces when they fight are soooo hilarious!!

#27: Awww man, tht's not fair! I wanna guy like that...!!

#34: Dude, shes such a skank. i bet she makes out with tons of guys!!! ugh...ichigo, blondes are ALWAYS better dammit.

#59: Awwww she's so pretty! Hahahaha I wouldve DIED if my lil sis read a love lettr I wrote, out loud, to all of main street usa!!! lol!!!

#62: YEEEAAHH!! I GO TO SKEWL WIT THESE TWO!! GET SOME, ICHIGO!!

#63: Lol I wonder if they even kno they've been video'd durin all this random crap...

#68: Ahhhh, SO close to being numba 69.. oh well..dude, I agree wit ichigo and payton, I would SO tap that..

#69: YEEESSS!!! NUMBER 69!!! YEAH BABY!! dude tht makeout session in the pool is HOT. Too bad peytons taken now..you see that #68? PEYTON, not Payton. Dumbass..LOL!!

#88: damn that peyton...takin ichigo like that!!! god I wish I knew where they were from, I want him soooo baaadddd...*sighs* guess i'll just have to go back to that one frame with a good shot of his abs and make that my screensavr for now...but mark my wrds, if I find out where she lives, peytons gonna pay!! hehehehe!!

They both sweatdropped at the creepiness of number 88. Peyton sighed and handed him the laptop before standing a little ways off from him and his sisters. "Here, you can keep looking. It's too early for this."

She did a little spazz-dance as her phone vibrated five more times in her pocket before yanking it out and throwing it against the wall with a growl of frustration.

Her head hurt. She wasn't used to her personal life being invaded like this. Oh crap. What if dad somehow saw that?! What if SETH saw that?! Ohmigod, they'd shoot Ichigo, I just know it!!

"Do they even own guns?"

Peyton jumped, not even bothering to turn around, and sweatdropped. "I was thinking out loud again, wasn't I?"

"Little bit."

"Your fangirls are gonna kill me. You know that, right?"

He laughed once, hugging her from behind. "I think you can take 'em. Just like I'll have to fend off your fanboys."

"I have fanboys?"

"You didn't know that??"

"No.."

"Y'know, I think Keigo was originally the vice president of the club, but after he started dating your sister, he resigned."

"Karakura High sure loves diversity in the club department."

"They aim to please."

"Says the manual, anyway."

"Well, you know our vice principal didn't say it."

"Sir-Farts-A-Lot?"

"That's the one."

"He loves me!"

"He hates me. He's gonna hate me even more after he sees that video."

Peyton rolled her eyes. "Ha! Farts-A-Lot having a Youtube account? Funny."

"Awwwww," his sisters said in unison. To her immense smugness, Ichigo didn't even let go of her waist as he snapped, "SHUT UP!! YUZU, STOP TAKING DAMN PICTURES!!"

Peyton sweatdropped. "She's taking pictures? Jeez, you'd think a fricking video is enough, but noooo."

"Speaking of which, who the hell do you think got all that footage??"

"Well, Ichigo, it could only be one or all of six people, and I think you know who they are."

As if on cue, Rukia stomped in. "Dammit, Ichigo, what the hell are you-...Oh. How cute!"

"SHUT UP RUKIA!!" They both shouted.

Isshin ran in. "Whatever could you be yelling at Rukia for?!" Everyone but Rukia exchanged an eye-roll. In Isshin's eyes, Rukia (along with Peyton) could do no wrong.

"Mr. Kurosaki, Ichigo snapped at me," Rukia whined.

Isshin ate it up. "Son! You have to respect the women! Just because you finally landed my Future Daughter-In-Law, doesn't mean you can snap at poor Rukia! After all, she's my first grandchild's future godmother!"

Peyton and Ichigo sweatdropped. "He's got this all planned out, doesn't he?" Peyton wondered out loud.

At the same time, Ichigo sighed in exasperation. "Dad, Peyton yelled at her, too!!"

"Oh, I see how it is. Sell ME out, why don't you!" Peyton said, acting as if she were extremely offended as she slipped out of Ichigo's grip.

Isshin sighed. "Son, I highly doubt my Future Daughter-In-Law would do such a thing."

"Believe it. Didn't she, Rukia!"

"I didn't hear her say anything of the sort," Rukia said innocently. Peyton coughed to hide her laughing as Isshin made fun of Ichigo, causing another battle to ensue.

Rukia yawned and looked at Peyton. "Hey. Wanna get ready?"

"Where're we going today??"

"I dunno. I think Animal Kingdom."

Peyton shrugged and followed Rukia to their room. "Sure."

"Hey, where do you think you're going, Peyton?!" She heard Ichigo shout.

"You can do it, babe! I have total faith in you!" Was Peyton's innocent reply as she kept walking, and Rukia just smirked and shut the door connecting the two rooms.

Me: Ha! Poor Ichigo.

Ichigo: (sneakily stabs his fork into a piece of my cake slice) shut up.

Rukia: (smirks) yeah, mandy. Jeez, if he's gonna show off, she might as well stay to watch!

Ichigo: I WASN'T SHOWING OFF!!

Me and Rukia: Uh-huh. Suuure.

Ichigo: Psht. I don't NEED to show off. My awesomeness is quite obvious.

Me: Whatever. REVIEW!

Me and Ichigo Together: (Innocent, dazzling grins) THANKS FOR THE CAKES!!!