I'm sitting with Sif, Hogun, Volstagg, Fandral, Loki and Erik in Thor's living room having a nice chat. Thor joins the conversation. It doesn't take too long for him talking about his exciting adventures – or should I tell bragging about heroism, manhood and camaraderie?
I try my best to keep smiling. After all, it's Thor we are talking about. Although his chauvinism is getting on my nerves he doesn't mean to hurt anybody. It's just his powerful urge to be in the limelight. He still has a long way to overcome one of his biggest flaws.
Luckily, Sif remembers him that he shouldn't underestimate 'girl power'.
SIF
It's true that there are only a few men who can keep pace with you.
THOR
That's an undeniable fact.
SIF
However, I'm still giving you a hard time during our training.
THOR
Well, that doesn't count. You're a woman, Sif.
SIF
What exactly does it mean?
LOKI
(whispering)
There we go again.
VOLSTAGG
(to ME and ERIK)
Better keep your mouth shut.
HOGUN
….
VOLSTAGG
Just like him.
THOR
(to SIF)
Do I really have to explain it to you?
SIF
Yes, please. I'm eager to know the difference between a man and a woman in battle.
FANDRAL
Oh, that's easy. First there are your…
Hogun hits Fandral with his elbow.
HOGUN
Don't.
SIF
(ignoring FANDRAL'S words)
Who was the one saving you from the hands of furious mountain trolls back then? It was me, Lady Sif. People don't call me Goddess of War for nothing.
THOR
That may be true. But who is the one wielding Mjolnir right now?
SIF
I have a spear. And it's long.
THOR
Size doesn't matter.
ME
(whispering)
Oh, really?
ERIK
(to ME, whispering)
We should stay out of it.
ME
I'm just being sarcastic.
THOR
We all know that only those who are worthy can lift Mjolnir. [He put the hammer on the floor behind his armchair.]
Jane and Darcy return from shopping. They have bought a handful of new decorations.
JANE
Hey, we are back. [She gives Thor a kiss.] You guys seem to have fun.
THOR
We're just talking about me being the best warrior.
LOKI
(coughing)
Poser.
JANE
I've bought a new painting.
THOR
Great.
JANE
You want to help me hang it in the living room?
THOR
I'm with my friends now.
JANE
Oh… Alright.
LOKI
(coughing)
Macho.
ERIK
(coughing)
Lazy bum.
THOR
By Odin's beard! Are you two having a cold or what?
LOKI
That's nothing serious.
ERIK
I've got a sore throat.
Jane and Darcy hang the painting while Thor continues his… bragging.
DARCY
We need a hammer to get that nail into the wall.
JANE
Thor, can you get me the toolbox?
THOR
The what?
JANE
The red steel box.
THOR
I've lent it to Steve.
JANE
You did what?
THOR
He asked me if I could lend him the red steel box. And I gave it to him.
DARCY
Now what? Should we use your new Magnolo Blahnik?
JANE
Don't tell everybody about it… I've got a better idea.
Jane goes behind Thor and lifts his hammer. Everybody stares at her in disbelief except for Thor who is still talking. Obviously, he thinks that we are totally into his heroic tales.
Jane returns to Darcy and hit the nail on the wall, using Mjolnir.
JANE
We've got it.
DARCY
Wait. [She takes the hammer and hit another nail on the wall.] Now we've got it.
Jane gives Darcy a high five.
DARCY
Girl power.