Me: Wow, i just now realized...this chapp's really long..
Ichigo: Just get on with it!! Today's the day we can have cake!!
Me and Ichigo: YAY!!! (We then do the moonwalk as Michael Jackson's "Billy Jean" randomly comes on)
Rukia: (Sweatdrops, shakes head) Oh, dear GOD!!
Aizen: (randomly poofs in) You called?
-----(EVERYONE STARES IN WIDE-EYED SILENCE WITH SWEATDROPS AS THEY TRY NOT TO LAUGH AT HOW FUNNY THAT REALLY IS)-----
Rukia and Ichigo: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Aizen: Tch. Be that way, see if i give YOU any cookies.
Me: Screw your fucking cookies, we have HEAVENLY CAKE!!!!
Aizen: (Sniffles) ...Fine. No need to be mean. (randomly poofs away)
Me and Ichigo: (shrug and go back to moonwalking to Billie Jean while eating cake)
Rukia: EHHHH?!?!?!
Me and Ichigo: (all cheerful-like) REVIEW!!
How was their last day?
Well first, they hit Blizzard Beach again.
Which was, of course, hilarious.
Toshiro and Ichigo did a race across the ice platforms, in which Toshiro cheated using his zanpakuto and ran off before Ichigo could demand a rematch.
Rukia and Matsumoto decided that since it was their last day, they needed to flirt all they could.
Peyton, of course, just watched them with plenty of sweatdrops at their epic wins and even more epic fails.
Peyton and Ichigo got to re-ride Summit Plummit, one at a time, without their lives in danger this time.
(But then when the Disney worker wasn't looking they went on it together again, just to see what would happen.)
After a few hours there, they went to Typhoon Lagoon, the second waterpark, and kind of just chilled for a few more hours.
Well, as chill as they could be while Peyton, Ichigo, and Toshiro tried to casually knock each other off their inner tubes.
Oh, and then there was that one part where everyone but Karin and Isshin were flipping out over the Snorkeling With Sharks portion Isshin convinced them all to swim in.
FOUR HOURS LATER...
"I can't believe of all the rides, we forgot Pirates of the Caribbean," she heard Ichigo comment behind her.
She had spent the rest of the day with Karin, Isshin, and Yuzu; it was only fair, she felt like she had spent most of the trip with everyone else.
So now she was wedged in the boat with all three of them; she had started off inbetween Karin and Yuzu, but right after they were out of the workers' sights, Isshin claimed he was "scared silly" and flipped over to sit by Yuzu and somehow managed to stretch his arm so he had a death grip on Peyton and Karin as well.
"Dead men tell no tales..." The creepy skeleton voice was now chanting.
Peyton bit back a laugh as Isshin started wiggling dramatically like a weird noodle once they were passing the skeleton, still turning the wheel of a wrecked ship.
Karin sweatdropped at her father, while Yuzu huddled closer to him with wide eyes. It was kind of cute, really.
"Dad, seriously, you're starting to freak out those kids in front of you," Ichigo commented dully from behind.
Everyone sweatdropped as they noticed two preteen boys staring with wide eyes and open mouths at Isshin's noodle-esque movements and incoherent babbling.
"He's almost creepier than the ride," The mother informed her husband as she forced the two kids to turn away.
Peyton's temple throbbed. "Yeah, well, so are your kids' haircuts," she informed the mother. Her friends snickered as quietly as possible while the mother glared at Peyton.
"Control your daughter," she hissed at Isshin. Isshin just beamed proudly, suddenly having total control over his limbs. "She's not my daughter....YET. She's soon to be my Daughter-In-Law!"
Peyton and Ichigo sank lower in their seats as Isshin proceeded to tell this random family all about their antics, leading up to earlier today.
"...So you see, according to this schedule of what times they seem to be the most romantic, I estimate my first grandchild will be conceived in a little over a year, maybe two and a half," he concluded, using a pointer to indicate something Peyton couldn't see on some chart.
The mom looked interested, the dad looked disturbed, and the two boys were making fun of Ichigo and Peyton, who were sitting slumped over in absolute humiliation.
"Dude..Ee-Chee-Go, is it? You're like...a fricking legend!" One told him. "You're my new hero," the other said in amazement.
They both gave Peyton a once-over at least five times during the ride. She tilted her head back to look at Ichigo at one point. "I have to wonder, though. How do you think he manages to carry all that random crap on his person?"
He sighed and shook his head. "I try not to think about dad's immense weirdness factor."
Everyone else were just laughing their asses off at both the ride and Isshin's presentation.
"Thank you so much for defending my honor, Peyton dear!!!" Isshin exclaimed as they moved on the conveyer incline, hugging her and lifting her off the moving strip.
Karin and Yuzu sweatdropped. "Dad, are you kissing up so you can have a grandchild soon?" Yuzu asked, her tone innocent. But Peyton and Ichigo could see the mischievous glint in her eyes, and both of them mentally cursed her. Several times, actually.
Isshin beamed at Peyton, who was currently gasping for air like that one retarded fish that would try and breathe air instead of water. "Of course not! ALTHOUGH, it would be a wonderful present...."
He abruptly set Peyton down, and Ichigo caught her, saving her from the humiliation of falling flat on her ass on a moving floor.
"Thanks." Before Ichigo could say or do anything else, Isshin whirled around to face them so fast that they both jumped with yells, making their friends sweatdrop.
"How about this! Son, Future Daughter-In-Law, if you conceive a child soon, it could be my present for Christmas, my birthday, Easter, Halloween, Thanksgiving, or any holiday, really! Whaddaya say?!"
Ichigo and Peyton sweatdropped several more times. "Umm..."
"It could be my present for SEVERAL YEARS' WORTH of holidays!!"
"Ehhhh..."
"I'LL PAY YOU BOTH!!!" He declared.
"We'll consider that," Ichigo said, making Peyton stomp on his foot.
"Ow!!"
"Oh, don't worry Peyton, it'll be plenty of money to compensate for anything that might come up! At least fifteen thousand!"
"Compensation for things that might come up?? Such as..?" Ichigo asked, making his girlfriend give him an offended look.
"The obvious things, son! The nine months of pure agony, the potential hours of miserable labor, the rough few months after the birth, oh, and you know, if you aren't good in bed, which meant it wasn't even fun for Peyton to try and conceive it-"
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!!" Ichigo exclaimed, doing the Wet Noodle Dance just like his father, except even more spastically.
Peyton just pointed at him and laughed. "KARMA!!"
"FOR WHAT?!"
"WELL, FOR ONE THING, PROMISING HIM A KID IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY, DUMBASS!!!"
"HEY, I NEVER PROMISED ANYTHING!!! Oh, speaking of which, where the hell are you going to get all this money?" Ichigo asked abruptly.
Peyton held up a hand and made a weird noise as if to say "WHAT did I JUST say to you?!"
Isshin waved the question off. "Karin's savings account."
Karin, who had been following this disturbing conversation with lots of sweatdrops like everyone else within a five-mile-radius had been doing, now backed against the wall.
She then proceeded to do what Peyton would call from then on the Offended Dance. "W-W-WHAT?!?!?!"
Isshin sighed exasperatedly. "You didn't plan on going to college anyway, remember?!"
"What the hell gave you that idea?!"
"You said you wanted to be a tattoo artist a few months ago!!"
"That was a phase!! Besides, tattoo artists need a degree too, dumbass!!"
"Well, EXCUSE your wonderful and loving father for wanting grandchildren before he retires and can no longer dote upon them as he did for his own children!!!!"
"DON'T PULL THAT CARD!!!" Ichigo and Karin exclaimed at once.
"Whatever has gotten into you children?! Your mother's biological clock was ticking fast! Son, you have to act while Peyton's ability to conceive is still high!"
"Are you giving Ichigo permission to not use protection, Mr. Kurosaki??" Toshiro asked casually with his head cocked to the side, to which Ichigo did his Spazzy Wet Noodle Dance again.
"TOSHIRO, WHAT THE HELL!!!"
"IT WAS A LEGITIMATE QUESTION!!"
"ALL OF YOU, ENOUGH ABOUT ME AND MY ABILITY TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE NEXT YEAR OR SO!!!!!!!" Peyton finally shrieked.
Everyone froze in fear of her angry tone, which resulted in her and her friends spazzing out and falling in a heap once they reached the abrupt end of the moving floor.
The people behind them sweatdropped and simply stepped over them. "Ichigo?"
"Yes, Peyton?"
"For the record, fifteen thousand would've been plenty."
"I thought so, too."
"Are you offering, son?!"
"HELL NO!!!!"
Isshin sniffled. "..Okay."
Peyton couldn't help it, he looked so crushed. "Maybe, Isshin. MAYBE."
"Oooh, Peyton, this is the best gift you could possibly give me this Christmas! Hope!"
"So..Does that mean I don't have to buy you anything?"
"Absolutely! Your mere presence and the bright glimmer of hope that my son will soon have a wife and child I can play with after my retirement is greater than any store-bought gift!"
Everyone but Ichigo and Peyton sweatdropped; they just exchanged a smug grin. "Cool."
THREE HOURS LATER...
They were coming later for an after-hours Christmas party throughout the park, which would only be open to exclusive guests like themselves, so they decided to ride a few rides that wouldn't be open that night due to the chill in the air.
Namely Splash Mountain.
They took the best two pictures in Splash Mountain history, and the dude and chick Disney workers on duty at the time still swear by that.
In the first one, they were positioned as follows:
In the front row, Yuzu and Isshin were giving each other sneaky bunny ears, like Ichigo and Peyton had done the first time they ever rode it.
In the second row, Toshiro was positioned between Peyton and Matsumoto. He had a pimp look about him, his arms wound around them both. Peyton and Matsumoto had flirty smirks on their faces. (Isshin teased Ichigo about this for hours on end).
Rukia was in the back with Karin. Rukia had her hands clapped onto the sides of her face in a goofy "Scared Shitless" pose. Karin was looking at them all with a sweatdrop, complete witch a classic "WTF" look on her face.
Rukia scolded Karin about THAT for hours on end, because Karin had originally been instructed to make the "Scared Shitless" pose with her so she wouldn't look like a dork.
Ichigo, however, decided to be a smart-ass, and calmly told Rukia, "Oh, don't worry, you don't look like a dork. You look like a total NOOOOOOOOB!!!!"
And Peyton refused to help him as Rukia chased him around for a good fifteen minutes without slacking.
The second picture was a bit better.
This time, Isshin and Karin were in the back. Karin had been threatened by her father that if she didn't do the classic "Scared Shitless" pose with him, he'd take away her allowance for a month.
Needless to say, they both did that pose, and Karin looked to be the most passionate about it. Which, considering Isshin was her sidekick, was really saying something.
Matsumoto, Toshiro, and Yuzu were in the middle. Toshiro and Yuzu were doing goofy two-thumbs-up at the camera, complete with wide toothy grins. Strangely, that had been Toshiro's idea. Scary, isn't it?
Matsumoto had gone with a Marilyn Monroe-esque pose. She had one hand ruffling the side of her strawberry-blonde hair, which was whipped around her face in a truly mesmerizing way, and completed the pose by winking at the camera with her usual flirty smile.
Peyton and Ichigo had done the most epic thing ever. Just to freak Rukia out, they kissed right on cue, and the camera got the perfect shot of it. The "OMG-No-Way-Did-They-Just-Do-That" look was still fresh on Rukia's face.
Of course, she pouted about that for a while, too. "I fail to see how this is everyone's favorite. I didn't get to pose!"
"Exactly," Ichigo, Peyton, and Matsumoto muttered in perfect unison before flashing innocent smiles at the homicidal Rukia.
"I thought you posed wonderfully," Toshiro announced with that georgous smile of his. Rukia beamed all the way to Thunder Mountain.
Everyone, Isshin included, just muttered, "Kiss-ass."
Everything had gone smoothly on Thunder Mountain until they went through the mine the second time. Peyton always hated that part, because it was always so fricking noisy; the ambiance consisted of drills and such to make it sound like an actual mine, it was annoying as hell.
So, of COURSE, that's the part the ride froze on. Everyone just kind of sat there silently, and Toshiro finally asked what most of them were thinking to themselves at the time.
"Umm...Is this a new twist on the ride??"
Everyone burst into nervous laughter, and Peyton sighed. Karin nodded. "I know, right? This is my least favorite part of the whole damn ride, of COURSE they stop here."
"Same!"
"Me too!" Yuzu chimed.
"Ahhhh, I'm so glad my daughters can bond with their future daughter while we're stuck!" Isshin gushed.
Everyone- not just their group, but EVERYONE- turned to look at him and shouted "SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THAT!!!"
Peyton and Ichigo snickered. Isshin slumped in his seat, sighing dramatically. "Fine. I guess I'm the only one who cares about my son and future daughter's future!"
"Yes, you are," Karin replied smoothly.
Isshin put a hand to his forehead in dismay, and Peyton high-fived Karin under the bar across their laps, where Isshin couldn't see.
It turned out that it was NOT part of the ride. The upside? They got to see the inside of the massive ride, which was pretty fricking awesome.
Peyton suddenly had a realization in there as she saw Rukia videoing the tour. She poked Ichigo repeatedly, to which he swatted her hand away. "What the hell's your problem, Peyton?!"
"Ichigo, I know who videoed us!!!" She exclaimed. They both stared daggers at Rukia, who noticed them and laughed nervously. "Ummm...I know this looks bad..."
She then tried to run off, and tripped over a randomly-placed bucket. Ichigo sweatdropped as he plucked her out of the bucket, both him and Peyton dangling her above the ground by her ankles.
"Talk, Midget."
She pointed an accusing finger at everyone else. "THEY ALL HELPED!!" She screeched.
Peyton and Ichigo both turned slowly to look at everyone, dropping Rukia and ignoring her "OW!!"
"You all did?? Really??"
They blinked innocently; everyone else, including the Disney worker, stopped and sat on crates, watching with interest."Dammit, that hurt," Rukia muttered as she rubbed her head. Everyone ignored her.
Yuzu was the first to crack. "Me and Karin took the picture of Ichigo and snuck it into your room with Rukia's help!!" She wailed, to which Karin tried to cover Yuzu's mouth spastically. It was too late.
Ichigo pointed triumphantly at Peyton. "Ha! TOLD you I didn't give you that damn picture!!"
"Whatever. Alright, everyone. 'Fess up, before I make you," Peyton threatened, the background turning very ominous and threatening.
They whole group cringed fearfully.
"We all pitched in that night Ichigo asked you out, after you two fell asleep. We all had taken random videos of your fights, they were like the highlights of our whole trip. So we just put them all together into an epic video, and Rukia suddenly decided we should post it on YouTube, so we did," Matsumoto explained quickly.
Peyton and Ichigo's temples throbbed dangerously.
"If I didn't feel I should thank you for doing all that stuff that led to us getting together, I would let Ichigo kill you right now," Peyton informed them as she held Ichigo back by his shirttail.
He struggled spastically against her grip. "Dammit, Peyton, lemme at 'em!!"
"NO. Being arrested would kinda damper my trip, Ichigo!!!"
"You wouldn't be arrested, I would!!"
"Well, that'd be bad too!"
"You DO care!"
"Well, yeah. We both know I'd end up having to bust your ass out, and that's way too much trouble."
Ichigo drooped. "Seriously, Peyton. You should stop being so sappy. Your words are just dripping with love."
"It's a gift!" She replied cheerfully as Yuzu and Karin grabbed her by both hands and sped away, wanting to have some alone time with her before the trip was over.
FIVE HOURS LATER...
Everyone was buzzing with excitement as they got off the monorail that ran throughout Magic Kingdom and Epcot.
They had gone back to their hotels and changed into some warmer clothes. Well, all except Peyton.
Rukia decided to get revenge for being dropped on the head so violently earlier, and waited until Peyton had put on her shorts and tank top before shoving her outside and locking her out.
The end result was that Peyton now felt like an idiot and people kept looking at her weird. She was wearing her new Goofy shorts; they had faces of Goofy and random other characters in uneven rectangles of bright colors.
Oh, and did she mention these shorts were more like boxers, and ended about six inches from her knees?
Oh, and her tank top was lime green and insanely thin. Yeah, she had done just SPLENDID in her judgement!
"Why don't you just buy a jacket or something from one of the stores?" Toshiro asked. "Be-CAUSE, I spent all my money on Christmas presents," she grumbled moodily.
"Hey, look on the bright side!" Matsumoto chirped as she handed Peyton a plastic Mickey cup. "At least you get some hot chocolate to warm you up."
Of course, right as Matsumoto said that, Peyton burnt her tongue like an idiot. She simply winced and said, "Thanks."
Rukia laughed somewhat maniacally.
BONK!!
"OUCH!!!! DAMMIT, ICHIGO!!!"
"Awwww, Ichigo stood up for me!"
"Don't push your luck, Peyton."
"Sorry."
"Apology accepted."
That night the cutest thing ever happened. Ichigo and Peyton had been laughing their asses off as Matsumoto attempted to teach Toshiro how to dance to Crank That, and had just started a random straw-paper-swordfight after he tried to eat one of her chicken nuggets, when there was a tug on Ichigo's shirt.
They both stopped their epic battle to see who it was, and Peyton grinned. It was a cute little girl, all dressed up. Her dark brown curls were flying everywhere, and there was a pair of Minnie ears on her head, complete with mistletoe.
She was wearing a Minnie dress with mistletoe on it, leggings underneath, and yellow shoes, JUST like Minnie's.
"You were the boy who wrote that letter to Dakota and talked about it at that parade a few days ago, right?" She asked in the cutest voice ever.
"Umm...Yeah.."
Peyton rolled her eyes at his tone.
She blinked up at him. "Is that Dakota?"
"Yes...Well, actually her name is Peyton. I made up a different name so she wouldn't know it was her, but she knows now."
"Ohhh.." She looked from Peyton, who smiled, to Ichigo again. "Do you think Peyton would let you dance with me?"
AWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Uhhhh.."
Peyton nudged him under the table with her foot and pointed spastically for the dance floor. "GO!!!" She mouthed.
The little girl was tugging on his shirt again, bouncing with excitement and anticipation, her rosy cheeks turning rosier. Finally, he sighed and grinned at the kid.
"I don't think Peyton cares. Sure, I'll dance with you."
The way that little girl's blue eyes widened made Peyton go "Awwww" out loud that time, and Ichigo rolled his eyes.
"You chicks, you always-" He never got to finish that sentence, because the girl pulled him along into the crowd, bouncing as she went.
Peyton watched (and videotaped) them slow-dancing, then as the girl convinced him to do the Chicken Dance with her.
When they finished, about eight or nine girls bombarded Ichigo with praise about how "sweet and hot" he was, but to his credit, he made a straight shot for Peyton and simply nodded at them or said "Thanks". No matter how big their boobs were (which were pretty damn big for some of them), or how much prettier and brighter their eyes were compared to Peyton's chocolate brown ones.
This made her proud. Very proud, indeed.
She handed him three of her five remaining nuggets. "You earned 'em," was all she said as she took a gulp of her drink to hide her smile as he waved to the little girl, who was currently leaving.
"Bye Ee-Chee-Go!!"
"Bye Amanda," he said with another half-wave. Peyton could hear Amanda telling her mom and sister all about how awesome Ichigo was as they left, and her smile grew.
"That was by far the sweetest thing I've ever seen you do," she commented. "Not saying much, but still," she added thoughtfully, which made his proud smirk fall right off.
AN HOUR LATER...
"Where the HELL is he?!" Peyton asked for about the eightieth time. Rukia and Yuzu rolled their eyes. "Shut UP, Peyton!"
"The guy's not bionic, you know," Rukia pointed out. Peyton crossed her arms moodily. "I could easily go right around the corner, get his stupid hot chocolate, and come back in under ten minutes. He's been gone for half an hour!"
"I think you're just being bitchy."
"Maybe I wouldn't be so bitchy if you hadn't made me FREEZE TO DEATH tonight!!!" She retorted, to which Toshiro cocked an eyebrow at Rukia, who laughed nervously.
"Well, you see what had HAPPENED was.."
Peyton attempted to tune them out, and didn't have to try too hard, because Ichigo finally showed up.
She noticed he had a bag.
"I didn't know they sold hot chocolate by the bag-fulls," she commented suspiciously as he sat down.
"Yep. New policy."
She looked at her simple plastic cup. "Well, I feel ripped off."
He rolled his eyes and handed her the bag, which nearly made her spill her drink because she was in such a hurry to tear through it.
Inside was a jacket, leggings, and...tampons??
Peyton was impressed and a bit disturbed all at once. "How did you know??"
"You're covered in goosebumps."
"No, I meant about the...other."
"Oh, the tampons??"
"COULD YOU TALK ANY LOUDER ABOUT THEM?!"
Ichigo just grinned proudly. "Yeah, I could, but I'm too awesome to do that to you. I noticed the way you were digging through your pockets earlier. You had that same look on your face Karin got once when she forgot to bring some of hers."
"What look would that be?"
"The OH-SHIT-OH-SHIT-I'M-SO-SCREWED look."
In a way, she was touched. He had just done something not many guys dared to do: a tampon run. And he bought all this with his own money, too.
Peyton hopped up and kissed the top of his head happily before practically sprinting for the nearest bathroom.
"THANK YOOOOUUU!!!" She threw over her shoulder. Now she could stop using that stupid toilet paper as a pad!
When she came back, she felt about twenty degrees warmer. The hot chocolate made her even warmer.
And then they brought out the snow. It wasn't real snow, exactly, but it wasn't just bubbles or anything, either.
If it hadn't been quite as numbing as your average snow, Peyton would've thought it was real. It sure as hell was cold enough.
So then Ichigo tried to be all secretive and get closer to her, and she felt even warmer. By the time the parade started, she was so warm that she was probably skimming fever temperatures.
And if all that weren't enough to convince her that today was a good day, she fell asleep on the bus with her head on Ichigo's shoulder and his arm around her.
And he didn't screw it upwith a smart-ass comment or anything, he was just as exhausted as she was.
So, yeah. That was a pretty cool last day.
Me: Ho. Ly. Shit!
Rukia: i KNOW! Who would've thought ICHIGO of all people would endure a tampon run, without even being ASKED?!
Me: oh, no, not that, i saw that coming eventually. That little girl had the same name as me!!
Ichigo: Yeah, but SHE was cuter, and YOU like to go by Mandy.
Me: (widens eyes innocently and pouts in a rather adorable fashion) Ee-Chee-Go, would you PWEASE do the Chicken Dance with me??
Ichigo: (eventually sighs and stands up) i can NOT believe I'm doing this.
Me: YAY!!
Rukia: (watches us do the dance, eye twitching) ....Wow. He is SUCH a bad-ass...!!
Rukia Still: (shakes head at our stupidity) ....Review.