Pink Fluffy Unicorns
And so, Annie spun the bottle.
And it landed on…
Annie.
Annie blinked.
"Ahh…" She said, not sure on how to continue.
"Spin it again," Seneca suggested.
The other people in the room all nodded their heads, agreeing with the suggestion of Seneca Crane and his beautiful beard.
And so, Annie spun the bottle. Again.
And it landed on…
Annie.
Again.
"Oh, for fuck's sake," Cato murmured.
"I think God is trying to tell us something," Effie said slowly as she looked up at the ceiling, apparently looking at God's direction.
"What exactly do you think God wants to tell us? That he thinks Annie should have three turns? Please!" Marvel waved his hand in front of him in a dismissive kind of way, showing Effie just how stupid he thought she was.
"Just spin it again, Annie," Katniss said.
Annie spun the bottle again with an uncertain look on her face.
And it landed on…
"Oh, thank God!"
Clove.
Annie cleared her throat. "Truth or dare?" She asked the smirking Clove.
"Dare," Clove said immediately.
Annie bit her lower lip and thought for a few long minutes.
"I dare you…" She said slowly, "To stand in the middle of the circle, spin again and again with your hands over your head and sing, 'Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows'."
Clove looked suddenly really pale. "What? N-No!"
"Ooh, that's my favorite song!" Rue said excitedly, clapping her hands enthusiastically.
"Mine too!" President Snow said, smiling a huge smile.
"Please, Annie, change the dare! Please!" Clove begged.
But Annie shook her head. "A dare is a dare. You have to do it."
Clove looked horrified, then defeated.
She got to her feet and walked to the middle of the circle.
"I don't see why I have to spin with my hands over my head," Clove said, hoping that she won't have to do it.
"Because it'll make it so much more entertaining for us," Gale explained patiently.
Clove glared at him, then sighed.
"Fine," She muttered. She lifted her hands and started spinning.
President Snow, Prim and Rue clapped their hands as she started singing.
"Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…" Clove started singing very quietly.
"Sing louder! We can't hear you!" Johanna shouted at her, enjoying the sight of Clove embarrassing herself in front of everyone.
Clove frowned but sang louder.
"Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…"
Clove took a deep breath and continued on with the song.
"Let's test your knowledge and see what you've learned so far.
What color are the unicorns?"
"Hmm, I don't know. Green?"
"Don't be stupid, Cato. It's pink!"
"Oh, right. Thanks for enlightening me, Prim."
"Where are they dancing?"
"In the toilet?"
"Look, Cato, if you don't know the answer to the question, then don't answer!"
"Rue is right, you know. And they're dancing on rainbows," President Snow said seriously.
"Please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur."
"I don't know, soft?"
"Oh, please Cato, that's just silly! It's SMILES!"
Silent.
"What?" Cato asked finally, not understanding what the hell this answer was supposed to mean.
President Snow shook his head in disapproval. "He just doesn't understand it," He said to Prim and Rue, who nodded their heads in agreement.
Clove cleared her throat, wanting to just get over with it already.
She continued with the horrible, horrible song.
"Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on, dancing on rain-"
Silent.
"What the hell was that ending?" Finnick asked.
Clove shrugged her shoulders. "That's how the song ends in the clip, so…"
"Wait, you actually watched it?"
Clove's eyes widened in panic and her face turned red. "No, I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did!"
"No I didn't!"
"Yes you did, and shut up you're ruining the moment," Johanna said with a frown.
Cato sighed. "Well, at least that's over now…"
"Can you sing it again? Please?" Prim asked, pouting her lower lip.
"Ooh, and I can bring my special pink-fluffy-unicorn costume!" President Snow said happily, his eyes glinting with excitement.
"NNOOOOO!"
"Fine, don't need to shout…"
Clove took a deep breath and moved to the middle of the circle again, this time taking the bottle with her.
Clove spun the bottle and returned to her seat.
And it landed on…
So, a lot of you asked me why I only write one dare/truth each chapter.
Well, I write it that way because it's more comfortable for me. That way I can focus on a dare or a truth as much as I like without making the chapter seem like there are too many things going on in it.
So that's why.
Anyways. Thanks you everyone who reviewed the last chapter! Love you all :)
Hope you all have a lovely day :)
