A Slight Parody of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 12: The Polyjuice Potion
Part 2: This part wasn't actually in the chapter at all
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously danerous wizard comng through!" George cleared a path for Harry to walk through, followed by Fred and accompanied by Ron and Hermione.
"So, Master," Fred joked, "Who shall we kill today?"
I've been having my eye on someone," said Harry, playing along. "What was his name again? Draco?"
"Oh, excelent choice, Master!" said Ron, immediately catching on to their joke. "How should we kill this one? Should I use the fangs, or the venom?"
"Leave this one to me," said Harry, and walked over to Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle.
"Get away from me!" squealed Draco. "Garlicius!" There was a flash as Draco's wand produced a clove of garlic.
"Hisssssss," hissed Harry, backing away.
"I hate it when they do that," said George. "Oh well. Who else should we kill today?"
"Might I make a suggestion?" spoke up Hermione, "I wouldn't mind if Pansy Parkington dissapeared…"
Pansy immediately ran away, screaming like a banshee.
Harry laughed wildly, accompanied by Fred, George, Ron, and Hermione.
"Quit messing around, guys, this is no laughing matter," said Percy as he passed them in the hall.
"Fine," said everyone, then after he was out of earshot, "Did you see the look on Draco's face?" laughed Ron, "He looked like he was being choked by a spotted Wizzlewazzle!
Everyone laughed histerically as they remembered his pale face becoming paler, his eyes widening in fear.
"And did you see Pansy Parkington's bewildered expression?" said Hermione between laughs. "She looked like she was running from a crumple-horned Snorkshack!"
Everyone laughed harder, remembering Pansy's histerical running, pushing people out of the way, arms swinging wildly.
"Okay, okay, that's enough," said Harry. "We had our laughs, but we need to get to more serious business."
"Pssst!" whispered Ron. "Don't mention the Olyjuicepay Otionpay in Yrtlemay's athroombay in front of Edfray ang Eorgegay!"
"Guys, we speak Pig Latin," said Fred.
"You guys are making a Polyjuice Potion!" exclaimed George. "That's against the rules! I would expect better from you, Hermione!"
"But… but… but..," stammered Hermione. "Don't worry," said Fred, "Your secret's safe with us." He motioned zipping his lips shut to symbolize that he wouldn't tell anyone. Then he and George walked away, whistling innocently.
"Phew, that was close," said Ron.
"Nice going, Ron," said Harry.