A/N: everybody keeps guessing Lockhart...IM NOT TELLING YOU WHO IT IS! O.o

Chapter 8

"Lockhart?"

"..."

"Lockhart?"
"..."

"...LOCKHART?"

"..."

"...LOCKHART!"

"What? Why are you disturbing my peace and quiet?"

"Because, you're playing with a fly," Bellatrix said shaking her head.

"What? it's fun!" Lockhart said.

"My lord, I must insist you get yourself a new spy. Our old one was a traitor and this one, well...HE'S STUPID!" Bellatrix growled.

Lucius shook his head. "So true, Bella."

"I HAVE A THING FOR HARRY POTTER!" Lockhart screeched.

"..Does he always openly admit random things like that?" Lucius mused.

"I think he might like me back. I'll ask him!" Lucius said, and with that, he apparated the closest he could get to Hogwarts before jogging the rest of the way.

"I'll be banging my forehead against this tree trunk," Bellatrix sighed, and she did just that.

HPSSHPSSHPSSHPSS

"Ok, someone is still following me! And I have know idea who!" Harry said to Ron, at that moment Hermione appeared.

"I know who it is, Harry," she panted, "It's-It's-oh, give me a minute,"

"Hi, Harry!"

"Where did you come from?" Ron asked, gaping at Professor Lockhart.

"From above and beyond," Lockhart replied, wiggling his eyebrows.

Ron stared. "Umm...ok then?"

"Oh, Harry, here's a little note from me to you!"

Harry rolled his eyes, taking it and putting it in his pocket.

"Off you go then!" Lockhart said, and skipped down the corridor.

"It was him!"

"Him who?" Ron asked.

"No time! We're gonna be late for Charms!"

A/N: lol from above and beyond..im scared of what goes on in Lockhart's mind..