Kyle: I'm back again XD Sorry about the characters being out of character. :o anyways enjoy. Yes I am weird I know lol
Elsword: We're back =D Sort of.
Kyle: Uh huh
Elsword: Surprisingly you aren't doing anything this time. Who is the lucky girl today?
Kyle: I already did :p and Rena.
Elsword: What did you do this time?
Kyle: I gave her a deluxe treatment
Elsword: Which included?
Kyle: A manicure, pedicure, massages, and a special final treatment ^.^ I'm giving that to all the girls.
Elsword: I don't want to know. (━┳━ _ ━┳━)
Kyle: Don't worry I'll say it next time. *grins*
Elsword: O…k then. Where is everybody?
Kyle: The girls went to the mall and Raven is in Altera. They won't be back for another couple hours.
Elsword: -.- What are we going to do today?
Kyle: *sniffs the air* my best friend is here. :D
Elsword: How do you know?
Kyle: I can smell her from almost two miles away. She smells like chocolate cake and whipped cream. I love those ^.^
Elsword: Ummmm o….k then.
Kathy: *walks in* Hello everyone
Audience: *cheers*
Kyle: Hey bestie :p
Kathy: Hey what's up?
Kyle: Nothing much, just sitting here with Captain Obvious over there. *points to the right*
Captain Obvious: *stops dancing* what?
Kyle: *wth face* I was talking about Elsword.
Captain Obvious: Ok *walks out*
Elsword: (人) Jerk
Kyle: XD
Kathy: *giggles* you guys are funny.
Elsword: Why thank you =D So Kathy tell us about yourself.
Kathy: Well I'm 6'1, white and Brazilian….
Kyle: That explains her bust and why her ass jiggles so much. X3
Kathy: . Falcon punch *punches Kyle*
Kyle: Aaaaaaaah *flies through the window*
Elsword: Ummmmmmm…..
Kathy: *growls* Say anything and I will eat you.
Elsword: *puts tape over mouth*
Kathy: Good anyways I'm also a dracopyre….
Kyle: *runs in* That was fun :p
Everyone: 0.0
Elsword: *takes tape off* you have super speed as well?
Kyle: Yes sir read my bio sometimes.
Elsword: * reads bio* Interesting.
Kyle: Thank you anyways Kathy continue.
Kathy: I should hit you for interrupting me :)
Kyle: Please don't :o
Elsword: What is a dracopyre?
Kathy: As I was saying. A Dracopyre is a vampire, werewolf and dragon combined together.
Elsword: Whoa how do you combine those three?
Kathy: Simple well sort of. I was a vampire first then my ex boyfriend who was a werewolf, bit me then I got injected with dragon dna.
Elsword: That's something.
Kyle: That's my sexy best friend for you :p
Kathy: * hugs Kyle* you know it =D
Elsword: Anything else? Btw your hair is awesome. :3
Kathy: Thank you and that's all for now.
Elsword: Ok so what are we going to do now?
Kyle: Hmmmm I was going surfing but we're the only ones here. T.T
Kathy: Sadly yes but we can just ask questions.
Kyle: We could but meh. Wait I have an idea.
Elsword and Kathy: what?
Kyle: It's waffle time! X3 *starts dancing*
Elsword: Ummmmm… Screw it * starts dancing*
Kathy: *Wth face* This is almost as bad sitting in the same car with Fox and Krystal who won't stop making out ~.~
*Flashback*
Krystal: Oh fox I love you so much. *Hugs Fox*
Fox: I love you too.
Fox and Krystal: *start making out*
Kathy: God damn it -_-
*2 hours later*
Fox and Krystal: *still making out*
Kathy: Don't you two need air? :o
Fox and Krystal: *stops making out* not really* starts making out again*
Kathy: -_-
*End flashback*
Kyle and Elsword: *still dancing*
Kathy: *growls* Knock it off *runs at them and punches them*
Kyle and Elsword: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah *flies through the ceiling leaving a huge hole*
Everyone:…
Kathy: Meh. They'll be back soon.
*Meanwhile*
Kyle and Elsword: *lands in a mall*
Everyone: 0.0
Kyle: Ummm we're ok, I think.
Elsword: *rubs arm* ouch.
Everyone: *walks away*
Kyle: *looks around* This should be the mall where the girls are at.
Elsword: We might be able to find them.
Kyle: *sniffs the air* They're not here, they left a while ago.
Elsword: ~.~
Kyle: *sighs* oh well, let's go buy some stuff.
Elsword: Fine but don't do anything weird.
Kyle: I has pancakes X3 *does a back flip the runs into the store*
Everyone: 0.o
Elsword: *shakes his head and walks into the store*
*Back at the studio the girls and Raven just got back*
Rena: Hey everyone we're back. ^.^
Audience: *cheers*
Aisha: Sadly
Rena: . *looks around* Where's Kyle and Elsword?
Kathy: *walks in* They'll be back soon.
Empress: And who might you be?
Kathy: Kathy Williams *runs hand through hair*
Raven: Oh your Kyle's best friend. Nice to meet you
Kathy: Likewise :p
Rena: Well nice to meet you I guess.
Empress: Same
Aisha: Humph
Kathy:
Nemesis: When is my servant getting back?
Kathy: *sniffs the air*
Everyone:…..
Kathy: In 5..4..3..2..
Kyle: *runs in* Hello my beautiful angels and Raven. XD
Girls:
Kyle: I bought you guys something ^.^
Rena: That's so sweet What did you get us?
Aisha: It better be good.
Empress: Now Aisha be nice.
Aisha: No promises.
Nemesis: Well what is it?
Kyle: One sec * goes to the back door and yells* Hey Els hurry up.
Elsword: * yells back* I'm coming , *walks in with 8 bags*
Kyle: Took you long enough .
Elsword: ~.~ They're heavy.
Kyle: Stop your whining woman.
Elsword: *Wth face* I am not a woman. *puts bags down and takes shirt off* see
Everyone: 0.o *takes one step back*
Audience: ….
Kyle: That's just awkward. T,T
Elsword: *puts shirt on* Meh, just give them their gifts.
Kyle: I was getting to there. Anyways I bought all of you gift bags with your names on it. I even bought chung one.
Everyone: *unison* Sweet
Kyle: *gives them their gifts* Don't open them yet :p
Everyone: *unison* Awwwwh
Kyle: . How do you guys keep doing that?
Everyone: *unison* Don't know, just happens.
Kyle: T.T anyways we have questions.
Elsword: How can you tell? The laptop is right in front me.
Kyle: *wave HTC Evo* X3
Elsword: ¬_¬ Show off.
Kyle: XD what about your phone?
Elsword: *takes Iphone 4 out* Right here. Anybody else want to show me up?
Rena & Kathy: *takes out droid bionic*
Raven & Aisha: *takes out Iphone 4s*
Elsword: . *looks at Eves* What about you 2?
Empress: We didn't need one earlier because we were Nasods but since we're humans we don't have one yet.
Nemesis: It doesn't matter to me.
Kyle: *grins* That's why I got you these. *pulls out two droid razors from his pocket and gives it to them*
Empress: Why thank you my humble servant.
Kyle: You're welcome your Highness *bows*
Empress: You may stand.
Kyle: *stands*
Nemesis: It is not necessary but I appreciate it.
Kyle: * bows again* Thank you your Highness.
Nemesis: Stand
Kyle: *stands* How do you feel now Els? XD
Elsword: Meh it doesn't matter.
Kyle: XP anyways lets read the first question.
Everyone: OK
Kyle- what made you write this fanfic?
Eves- How tall are you? What's your fav color?
Rena- Is the bow your favorite weapon?
Aisha- Can you do necromancy?
Elsword: Have you ever used an Axe?
Raven: Is it true that you were with the Black Crow?
Everyone: Is it true that all you have to do is change clothes and hairstyle and you become your other job?
-Anonymous
Kyle: Cool questions :p I wrote it because I really love Elsword, the game not you Els XD and this is the first Elsword Q&A on Fanfiction.
Everyone: * Applauses*
Elsword: You are something else X3
Kyle: Why thank you
Nemesis: I am 6'0 and silver and black.
Empress: I am 5'9 and pink
Nemesis: You are the complete opposite of me.
Empress: I know but I love you so much *Glomps Nemesis*
Nemesis: *growls* Meh
Kyle: You two are so loving :p
Empress: I know * hugs harder*
Nemesis: You're crushing my boobs.
Empress: Sorry *sits down*
Elsword: The effff? When the hell did they get boobs? Ther were flat chested in the game T.T
Eves: . Illusion stinger * fires spears that leave an electron pulse in their wake*
Elsword: Here we go again :o * gets hit and flies through the ceiling* Aaaaaaah
Kyle: Huh should probably get that fixed.
Workers: *walk in* on it * starts fixing the ceiling*
Kyle : They should be done soon.
Workers: done *walks off*
Kyle: That was quick anyways Rena your answer please :p
Rena: Yes it is my favorite weapon because I like ranged combat
Raven: But you still kick hard though T.T
Rena: Sorry XD does it still hurt?
Raven: Thankfully no.
Rena: Good *kisses cheek*
Raven: :D
Aisha: I can do necromancy but I choose not to.
Elsword: *walks in* Because if she does, it will make her even uglier than she is now XD.
Everyone: *Gasps*
Aisha: *Anger Mark* What did you just say?
Kyle: Awwwwh damn you gone and fucked up now T.T
Elsword: How come that wasn't censored?
Kyle: I'll tell you when you get back, if you come back alive. :o but first run like hell.
Aisha: *Eyes turn red, fangs descend, nails turn into claws, demon wings come out, and also a tail* I'll kill you
Everyone: 0.0
Elsword: That's my queue to run* gets up and run likes hell through the backstage*
Aisha: *flies after him*
Kyle: That's a dead man.
Everyone: Yup
*Explosions are heard in the distance*
Kyle: Well Elsword has to answer the next question so….. *calls els*
Elsword: *pulls phone out of pocket while running* hello?
Kyle: Hey, it's your turn to answer your question.
Elsword: * dodges a giant fireball* yes I have used an axe but I prefer the sword.
Kyle: Thanks later :p *hangs up*
Elsword: T.T jerk *puts phone in pocket* I'm sorry :o
Aisha: Die!
*Back at the studio*
Kyle: Surprisingly he's still alive XD
Raven: Anyways yes it is true that I was with the black crow but those days are over.
Everyone: *applauses*
Raven:…..
Kyle: XD we can't exactly answer the last question without the two love birds outside but we will anyways.
Empress: The answer to your question is no. Our other Jobs are here but it's up to Kyle to put them in this Fanfic.
Kyle: I'll think about it. Plus it's also up to the reviewers.
Empress: * giggles* I already have mine *glomps Nemesis*
Nemesis: *sighs and pats head*
Empress: :D
Rena: * Sits on Kyle's lap*
Kyle: *Runs hand through hair*
Rena: I wonder how els is holding up?
Kyle: He's fine.
*Ten minutes later*
Aisha: *walks in normal* I'm back.
Kyle: Where's Els?
Aisha: I ate him.
Everyone: *gasps and a guy in the audience faints*
Kyle: XD someone help that guy please.
*Two workers come in and take him outside*
Kyle: so you're a Cannibal now?
Aisha: Sure why not.
Elsword: *walks in with ripped clothes, scratches, burnt smell and mess hair.
Everyone: 0.0
Kyle: Hey you're not eaten XP
Elsword: She almost did. I have the bite mark to prove it * points at neck*
Everyone: o.o
Aisha: I wanted to but I wasn't that hungry.
Everyone:…..
Elsword: T.T crazy bi….
Aisha: *growls*
Elsword: *shivers* -_- I'm going to sleep.
Empress: But first, Ophelia will you please draw els a bath?
Ophelia: Yes your highness *walks out the back door*
Elsword: *follows*
Kyle: Well Els is out for the rest of the chapter.
Raven: That sucks, he will have to answer his questions next chapter.
Kyle: Yep speaking of questions we have two more. First one
Raven- have you ever fought Kyle?
Girls: How seductive are you?
-Kathy
Kyle: Thanks best friend wherever you are?
Raven: Not yet but one day.
Kyle: Looking forward to it :p
Rena: I can be very seductive when I want to be. Just ask Kyle ;p
Kyle: *grins* good times XD
Rena: *blushes*
Nemesis: Somewhat seductive.
Empress: Not as much as Rena but I know what I'm doing ;)
Aisha: It's not your business.
Raven: Next question
Empress- How many servants do you have?
Nemesis: What are your favorite moves?
-dude
Empress: A lot, I am a queen after all :p
Nemesis: *rolls eyes*
Empress: Hey *glomps*
Nemesis: *sighs and pats head*
Empress:
Kyle: So adorable XD
Nemesis: Hornet Sting *fires a torpedo at Kyle*
Kyle: * Gets hit and flies through the window* Aaaaaaah
Empress: *about to say something*
Nemesis: *Bares fangs* say anything and I will eat you.
Empress: T.T
Everyone:…
Raven: What is up with all the cannibalism?
Nemesis: *grins* silence or you're next.
Raven:…..
Nemesis: My favorite moves are Hornet Sting, Atomic Blaster, Iron Scraps and Junk break.
Aisha: Those moves do kick ass.
Nemesis: *Nods*
Rena: Thanks dude for the questions
Dude: No Problem later *walks off*
Rena: Well this is the end of this chapter. Thanks for reading ^.^
Nemesis: Shall we find Kyle?
Empress: Awww you do care about others :p
Nemesis: *turns head and blushes*
Raven: That's new.
Nemesis: *glares*
Raven: *puts hands up and walks out*
Nemesis:…. *teleports*
Aisha:* teleports*
Empress: *flies out*
Rena: Thanks again guys bye :) *walks out*
Thanks for reading again :) Sorry about all the weirdness XD