Written Words Have More Meaning

by Loki God of Trickery

The Avengers team write letters to themselves and others. Make your suggestions. Some will be funny and some will be more serious. Features Tony, Loki, Clint, Natasha, Thor, Fury, JARVIS, Pepper, Jane, Hulk, Darcy, Bruce and Steve. Suggest letters in a review! I use all of them (mainly because I can't be bothered to think of it myself, but whatever...)

2. Dear Cap

As always, feel free to leave your opinion/suggestions about who should go next.

Dear Cap,

No offence, but I hate you. No, wait. Scratch that. I hated that my dad liked you. Damn, this sounds weird. Okay, my dad spend most of his time looking for you. He wasn't around most of the time. Any time he'd tell me off, it would always be "Captain America wouldn't do this" and "Captain America would be disappointed in you". You can imagine a childhood full of that. It wasn't the best. This letter is basically meant to tell you that no, I don't really like you. You're a goody-two-shoes and a by the books sort of guy, while I'm Tony Stark. The genius who does what he wants when he wants. But still, I can respect you. And that's the closest you'll get to a friendship with me.

Yours sincerely,

Tony Stark.

P.S. skintight suits don't work for anyone. You're not an exception