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Dear Man of Iron
I have found a wondrous device! It was in your kitchen, and it made strange noises when I pressed a certain spot. I experiment as this discovery should be tested and thoroughly examined for optimal enjoyment. I tried placing a "sea dee" in the narrow chamber of the machine, but it broke and shards of evil leapt off the shiny flat disc and flew into my arm. Then, with the Captain's advice, I placed food in the clear chamber. I placed a banana, a slice of strawberry cake and a leg of chicken in the machine and pressed the side. It cut up the food, bit it spewed all over your kitchen. Fortunately, Dr Banner came and taught me how to use what he called the "blender". I placed a variety of fruits and other things into the blender, and when I removed the lid that Bruce made me put on, the fruit had vanished and a fruity drink had taken it's place. If all of your devices hold such magic as this, I will be truly fascinated by your home. To think, a Midgardian device that vanished fruit and replaces it with a frothy drink! I have never seen anything like it!
I look forward to examining the rest of your home,
Thor, Prince of Asgard.
P.S. What is this "oven" you speak of? I will find it and report back to you, do not fear!