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Dear Thor
I get it. I understand. You're a super-powerful god who probably had countless maids growing up to look after you. But, please, despite all of this, you would be able to read, correct? So a manual would be understandable for you? I placed an instructions manual on the oven for a reason. I did not appreciate you burning half Tony's house because you were, and I quote, "preparing a feast". The dials on the top of the oven are meant to change how the oven operates and the temperature. They are not for fiddling with whilst waiting for your food to cook. Which reminds me, you do not put a whole chicken in an oven. Well, I mean, you can, but it needs to be dead first! The poor animal was burnt to death thanks to you! And you went even further, to let the chicken halfway through cooking it out to see if it was "crispy enough" when it was most likely mad from the sudden heat. Then it ran around the room and set fire to not only the expensive cushions on the lounge and expensive lounge, but also the expensive curtains, the expensive wardrobe and the expensive television cabinet. Also, normally, when a perfectly alive chicken is taken out of an oven, you do not put it back in because you "thought chicken made less noise and moved a lot less". Really, I am trying hard not to hit something. Just... read the instruction next time, okay? If I ever let you have a next time.
Yours sincerely,
Pepper Potts.