After being kicked out of school, Usagi got a job at McDonald's but was fired for stealing ice cream cones, although what she was doing with just the cones, no one ever discovered. Then she worked at a pizza parlor where she was fired for flinging pizza dough like a Frisbee at a patron, claiming that they "were totally a slimy monster in a past life". When authorities suggested that she be committed, she ran away from home and discovered that a prince from a neighboring country was visiting. She did the only natural thing to do in the circumstances as far as she was concerned and became his stalker, assuming that one day she would get the chance to save his life and then they would fall in love and she would never have to work again because princesses don't have to do anything ever.

Much to Usagi's delight however, it quickly became apparent that she would not have to go through the effort of bothering to save the prince's life as she found a much easier way to convince the prince to marry her: blackmail.

As she had been creepily following him one night, Usagi had seen the prince break into a jewelry store and steal a pair of diamond cufflinks. After following him for several weeks, she discovered that this was a regular gig for him and one night confronted him about it, nearly killing him of a heart attack when she leapt from the shadows of the jewelry store he was in the middle of raiding and yelling "aha!".

The prince believed that if Usagi had been truly shadowing him all this time then she must have discovered his darkest secret of all and quickly agreed to marry her in order to keep her quiet. Little did he know that Usagi usually gave up following him and went home to go to bed before he took his newly stolen gems to his secret gay lover.

It was extremely fortunate really that Usagi didn't find out about this secret lover of his in fact, not only because she would have tried to sabotage it in order to get the prince to marry her, but also because the aforementioned lover was none other than her ex-boyfriend, Mamorou who had faked his own death in a plane crash years earlier just to escape her.

So Usagi and the prince entered their sham of a marriage in a shower of stolen diamonds and all of the media and the country spent the next many years scratching their heads and wondering why on earth the prince had married such a worthless ditz.

They were all even more confused when the raven-haired, blue-eyed prince and the blonde-haired, blue-eyed Usagi produced a pink-haired, red-eyed daughter that they perversely called Chibi Usagi, even though the only thing she had in common with her mother was the way her hair seemed to have been permanently styled into pigtails.

Chibi Usagi, or Chibiusa, as she became known as, turned out unsurprisingly to be a spoiled brat with an attitude problem. This came as a shock to no one as her parents were both ridiculously wealthy and yet never seemed to pay her any attention as neither of them was really cut out to be a good parent. In her desperate attempts to get her parents' attention she began really acting out in her elementary school years and it was then that she met a slightly older girl by the name of Hotaru.

Hotaru was a goth and a rebel with an obsession with death. She never wore any color but black, red or purple, and adorned every surface she could with a badly drawn sharpie skull. She was a known wrist-cutter and spent all of her free time listening to screechy "music" or reading Hamlet by candlelight. She was the exact opposite of anything and everything her parents would approve of and so for Chibiusa, it was of course love at first sight.

This however did not last very long as Hotaru, in typical dark-twisted-soul-whom-no-one-really understands-fashion, slit her wrists. She was originally doing so out of the usual "someone please pay attention to me" motive, but Chibiusa got involved, somehow inexplicably made matters much worse, and Hotaru consequently wound up in a wood chipper. It was the most spectacular death broadcast on the Japanese news networks that year and ratings for every station that managed to get actual footage soared through the roof.

Usagi remained oblivious.

Chibiusa had so many unaddressed psychological and emotional issues that she could not deal with them anymore and ran away from home, growing up to become a prostitute known as the Black Lady until she was sued for implied racism.