Written Words Have More Meaning

by Loki God of Trickery

The Avengers team write letters to themselves and others. Make your suggestions. Some will be funny and some will be more serious. Features Tony, Loki, Clint, Natasha, Thor, Fury, JARVIS, Pepper, Jane, Hulk, Darcy, Bruce and Steve. Suggest letters in a review! I use all of them (mainly because I can't be bothered to think of it myself, but whatever...)

12. Thor

Thor,

Let's make this understood right from the start. I am not writing this letter because I care about you, nor because I wish to be redeemed. I am writing to tell you that I have a horrible Midgardian disease. My head pounds constantly, I am coughing and sneezing all day and my nose is running. If any of your "friends" poisoned me, I swear I will hunt them down and wedge a sharp twig between their toenails and their toe. Then I'll make them kick a wall. Now, isn't that painful to think about? If it turns out nobody has poisoned me, I will still hunt them down, but I will only set them on fire for an hour or so.

Loki, your not-brother.

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A review's just a click away. (note: that actually is painful to think about. I mean, think about you wedging a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall. I'm shuddering while writing this!)

Aww, Loki has a cold... Any reviewer gets to hug a sick Loki!