Written Words Have More Meaning

by Loki God of Trickery

The Avengers team write letters to themselves and others. Make your suggestions. Some will be funny and some will be more serious. Features Tony, Loki, Clint, Natasha, Thor, Fury, JARVIS, Pepper, Jane, Hulk, Darcy, Bruce and Steve. Suggest letters in a review! I use all of them (mainly because I can't be bothered to think of it myself, but whatever...)

13. Dear Hulk

Dear Hulk,

I know you're always angry and stuff, but this time, I'm more mad than you. I understand about Loki, and how he's evil and all that, but did you have to choose my place to smash him? I mean, why not go down the road and smash him somewhere less… somewhere that's not mine? Although, it was nice to have a Loki-dent in the floor for a bit, but it did become a problem when Cap tripped over it, knocking into Pepper, who fell on my shoes, which I fell out of and hit my head on the ground. To make matters worse, you didn't clean up! You just walked off. I mean, no offence Bruce, but you can probably lift a whole lot more as Hulk than Bruce. So… next time you want to smash an evil god, either do it away from me or invite me. Got it?

Tony Stark.

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A review is just a click away. (note: when I typed that last sentence, this was what I was thinking "So, next time you want to smash a hot Hiddles into the ground, I'll bring my fangirl army and destroy you". Hmm… I have problems. :P)