Thor of Ass-guard,
Why'd you choose a hammer? I mean, sure, it can knock things over, but a sword can stab things, a gun can shoot things, your brothers magic spear can take over people's minds, a stick can poke people in the eye and according to Cap, a shield can be used as defense and to throw at people, possibly decapitating them. So… hammer. And why's it named after the noise a cat makes? "Meow, meow", seriously? But I, uh, love the cape. Really brings a sort of old-fashioned comic book hero vibe.
Yours sarcastically, Tony Stark, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, superhero, Avenger, owner of a tower, god of sarcasm, the-guy-with-the-overly-long-title-thing and all round inventor.
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