Chapter 4
The Auditions
"Mr. Schue," said Kurt.
"Yes?"
"I am delighted to tell you that I got us new members!"
"Really?" he said with a look of surprise.
"Come in you guys."
They all entered the room and gathered in the center.
"I'm sorry you guys, but we need you to audition."
"We know," said Naomi in a proud tone, "We will be doing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance."
"Okay, let's hear it," said Mr. Schuester as he signaled to the band to start.
Jeff: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
All: Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Brittney: I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
Love-love-love I want your love
Naomi: I want your drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather-studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love I want your love
All Girls: You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad romance
All: I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Alyssa: I want your horror
I want your design
'Cause you're a criminal
As long as you're mine
I want your love
Love-love-love I want your love
Alegandra: I want your psycho
Your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window
Baby you're sick
I want your love
Love-love-love
I want your love
Love-love-love I want your love
Bella: You know that I want you
'Cause I'm a free freak baby!
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, bad romance
All: I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
Brittney: Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that thing crazy
Naomi: Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that thing crazy
Bella: Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that thing crazy
Alegandra: Walk, walk passion baby
Work it
I'm a thing baby
Bella: I want your love and
I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't wanna be friends
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I don't wanna be friends
Jeff: Caught in a bad romance
Bella: I don't wanna be friends
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad romance
Ivan Flores: Caught in a bad romance
Bella: Want your bad romance!
Ivan Flores: I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
All: Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance
The whole room filled with applause.
"Wow, you guys were…" started Mr. Schuester
"Amazing!" finished a girl sitting at the left end of the first row.
"Let's all introduce ourselves,"
"I'm Brittney."
"Naomi."
"Alyssa."
"Alegandra."
"Bella."
"Jeff."
"Ivan."
"My name is Mercedes," said the girl from earlier. She had long black hair that went down just past her shoulders. She was an African American, a little heavy, but not quite fat and was around five three.
"I'm Tina," said the girl next to her who was close to the same height, but was Asian. She also had long black hair and was dressed in dark clothing.
"I am really confused," said the blonde girl next to her, "My name is Brittney and her name is Brittany. How will you know who is who?"
Everyone stared at her. She wore a cheerleading uniform, had her hair put up in a ponytail and was around five eight.
"I think we will know," said the other blonde girl in a cheerleading uniform, "My name is Quinn." She was five six and also kept her hair in a ponytail.
"My name is Sam," said the boy next to her with dirty blonde hair. He was around six foot and had a surfer dude look.
"I'm Artie," said the boy in a wheel chair in front of him. He had short brown hair parted to the right and wore black square glasses and a sweater vest.
"Mike," said the Asian boy that was next to Artie. He is six foot and had short black hair that was parted to the left.
"And I'm Santana," said the last girl. She had long black hair, was about five foot five and also wore a cheerleading uniform.
"We will definitely win in Nationals now," said Rachel.
The meeting ended and the group of friends managed to convince Rachel, Brittany and Finn to take them to the mall to get some real clothes.
"You can each get ten outfits," said Jeff, "I can use my credit card."
"Really?" asked Naomi.
"Well we are in another dimension so it isn't like I have to pay it off or worry if I ruin my credit."
"What if we can't get back home?" suggested Ivan Flores.
A cast of gloom fell over all of them.
"No, we will definitely make it back home," said Alyssa.
"Definitely," said Brittney.
They all grabbed their clothes and went to the check out. The card was accepted and they went out to the cars.
"Well goodbye you guys," said Alegandra.
"Bye," said Bella.
Brittney and Alegandra went with Brittany and Bella back to her house. Then the boys went with Finn and the girls went with Rachel.