This one contains spoilers for Harry Potter, but if you didn't know what happens in the end, you must be blind to the news and internet and stuff. I don't really like this one. It's not funny.
Hey Loki,
You know, you're not the only kid with magic. There's a boy called Harry Potter, and when he was eleven, he found out he was a wizard and he could do magic. He went to a magical school and he made some friends. He learnt magic and got a bit more "I-like-yelling-at-things" when his family and friends died around him. But he got over that and eventually faced off against this evil guy with no nose and won. He was a hero, blah, blah, blah. Moral of the story: don't trust the snake-faced guy. Actually, I don't think that was the moral… I never actually read the books, just skimming over online articles about the series. Anyway, I hope you're having a good time rotting away somewhere.
Tony Stark, the guy you threw out a window who's still holding a grudge about that.
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