Arthur couldn't believe it. He was pregnant. Pregnant with Alfred's child. He was very happy that he was going to have a child. He loved children! But he wasn't so sure how Alfred would react. He went to find to him and saw him finishing up his killing spree with his bat. Arthur walked up to him. "Alfie! Guess what! I'm pregnant!"

Alfred dropped his bat and stared at Arthur, eyes wide as he picked it back up and wiped it clean with a rag. "Y-You're.../pregnant/?" Sure, he would mind having a child with Arthur, he was just worried that he wouldn't raise the baby well.

"Yes! I'm so happy! We get to have a child and we'll raise him together!" Arthur said excitedly.

He smiles slightly when he realizes how happy Arthur is, kissing him gently. "I guess it wouldn't be too bad..."

Arthur smiled and giggled. "Yes, we can teach him to be a killer and a cannibal! Then the three of us can go on killing sprees together!"

"Maybe not a /cannibal/ but killing together would be good!"

Arthur pouted a little. "But I want him to be an amazing killer like you and a cannibal like me!"

"Alright, alright~" He chuckled and held Arthur close, picking him up.

"Yay!" Arthur smiled brightly and kissed Alfred's cheek.

"So, what would we name him/her?"

"I don't know. I want to name our child something you'll like and will be comfy with!"

"Hm...Aaron sounds like a cool name for a boy..."

"And what if it's a girl?"

"I think you should pick that one!"

"Oh! Ok!" Arthur thought for a moment. "Do you like the name Emily?"

"It sounds nice~"

"Yay! We have our names picked out!" Arthur smiled and nuzzled Alfred's neck.

He nuzzles back, smiling and closing his eyes. "When did you find out?'

"Oh, well, I found out when I went to the doctor last night! I was wondering why I had been sick for so long! He told me I was already 3 months pregnant. I can't believe it!"

"/Three months/?"

"Yes...I didn't even know and I thought I was just really sick but it never went away! So now I'm already three months and I have this!" Arthur lifted up his shirt to reveal a small bump.