Arthur couldn't believe it. He was pregnant. Pregnant with Alfred's child. He was very happy that he was going to have a child. He loved children! But he wasn't so sure how Alfred would react. He went to find to him and saw him finishing up his killing spree with his bat. Arthur walked up to him. "Alfie! Guess what! I'm pregnant!"

Alfred dropped his bat suddenly letting it slip from his hands as it went flying off somewhere. His eyes widened caught of guard completely by the random comment.

"It's true, Alfie! I'm so happy!" Arthur said excitedly and smiled.

Alfred just stared at Arthur, it was often this man was confused. "Oh."

"Aren't you happy? We get to raise a child together!"

"I don't like children." He starred down at the other getting over the original shock his face turning. "Little snot nosed brats."

"You may not like other children, but we raise our child however we want! We'll teach it to be a killer and maybe a cannibal too!"

"Vegan. And it doesn't mean it's not gonna be a snot nose brat too."

"It all depends on how we raise it Alfie~ You'll be able to raise it well enough so it won't be that! If you want it to be a vegan, that'll be alright with me, I'll do whatever makes you happy!" Arthur smiled.

"It better not be or I'll beat the little shits head in."

Arthur crossed his arms. "No you won't Alfie! You're not hurting our child!"

"You never know, he might like it."

"I suppose so... Oh, you need to know I'm already a couple months along!" Arthur giggled. "You see, I didn't figure it out until recently."

"How the hell did it happen."

"It's a miracle, Alfie~ It doesn't matter how."

"Still, you don't have a womb or any of those woman parts you need to have children."

"I may not, but the proof is right here~!" Arthur lifted up his shirt to reveal a small bump.
Stranger: Alfred put a bloody hand on the others belly.

Arthur giggled. "Isn't it wonderful, Alfie~?"

"I guess."

Arthur smiled. "Oh! We need to pick names~"

"Why."

"We have to name our child, Alfie."

"Steven."

Arthur smiled. "If you like that, then I like it too~"

"Ok...Amelia."

"Ok!" Arthur smiled brightly. "Yay! We have our names picked out!"

Alfred looked down at the other.

Arthur smiled. "I can't wait, Alfie~"

"I can."

"Don't worry, Alfie~ We'll be a happy yet murderous family!"

Alfred just nods looking at Arthur.

Arthur brings himself into Alfred's arms, hugging him.

He sighs and hugs the other.

Arthur smiled. "I love you, Alfie~"

"Iloveyou." he mumbles.

Arthur giggled and rests his head on Alfred's chest.

Alfred pulls him close.

Arthur lifts up his head to press a kiss onto Alfred's lips.

Alfred kisses back.

Arthur wanted the kiss to stay sweet, so he kissed him a few more times before pulling away.
Stranger: Alfred looked down at him.

"I'm so happy~"