Dear Mr Stark,

I've always thought you were brilliant. Absolutely stunning. I mean, you're rich, you're smart, you have incredibly good looks, and you know exactly what I've been through. I've been through the same thing, and I know how you feel. I know everything about you. I know your height, weight, appearance, address, I know how to make Iron Man suits and I know how to turn everything into a joke. If you ever need anything, come to me. I'll be in a mirror.

Love, Tony Stark.


Because, of course, Tony will write to himself, praising himself.
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