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Thor, I have something to tell you.
Today is a very important day. So important, in fact, that I'm not sure if this can fit onto a letter. Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Oh wait, you're from magic land; you don't know what a pirate Is. Remind me to buy you Pirates of the Caribbean. Not the movie, the pirates. I can do that, I'm Tony Stark.
Basically, today, you need to go around and roll your "rrrr"'s and say "savvy" a lot. Savvy? You also need an eye patch. And a costume. Or a sword. Either way, by the end of the day, you will have a complete knowledge of Talk Like A Pirate Day. It happens every year on September nineteen, which is today. Mark it in your calend- wait, do you have calendars? Never mind. Just go buy an eye patch!
Tony Stark
P.S. Gullible loser... oh wait, I'm not meant to write that bit...
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arr.
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