Written Words Have More Meaning

by Loki God of Trickery

The Avengers team write letters to themselves and others. Make your suggestions. Some will be funny and some will be more serious. Features Tony, Loki, Clint, Natasha, Thor, Fury, JARVIS, Pepper, Jane, Hulk, Darcy, Bruce and Steve. Suggest letters in a review! I use all of them (mainly because I can't be bothered to think of it myself, but whatever...)

22. Dear Iron Man

Dear Iron Man,
This is Captain America. I have decided to embrace my more mischievous side, but not like Loki. If you would be so kind as to send me the dirtiest secrets S.H.I.E.L.D. has, I would be grateful. I would also like everyone's personal files, so I can... learn more about them... and be able to know what topics to avoid and how to interact with them better. Additionally, I would also be thankful if you send me the location of all of their secret bases and locations. I wouldn't use these facts against anyone, because I am clearly not going to use them for evil purposes, like Loki would.
Captain America, the not evil guy.
P.S. I'm definitely not Loki.

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Just stop trying, Loki. You couldn't impersonate Steve...

Its Iron Man and Captain America, because when did Loki have a chance to learn their real names?

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