Arthur couldn't believe it. He was pregnant. Pregnant with Alfred's child. He was very happy that he was going to have a child. He loved children! But he wasn't so sure how Alfred would react. He went to find to him and saw him finishing up his killing spree with his bat. Arthur walked up to him. "Alfie! Guess what! I'm pregnant!"

Alfred swung his bat over his shoulder, a tiny droplets of blood spattering across Arthur's pastel shirt. He adjusted his sunglasses and squinted. "What'dja say?"

"I'm pregnant~!" Arthur repeated excitedly.

Alfred huffed and pulled a bent cigarette out of his pocket, lighting it and slowly blowing a smoke ring in Arthur's face. "You high?"

Arthur backed away a little. He didn't want to breathe in the smoke. "No! I'm serious Alfie~ We get to have a child~! Look at these!" He handed papers he got from the doctor saying Arthur is pregnant and Alfred is the father.

Alfred clasped the cigarette in between his chapped lips and tilted his sunglasses down, quickly reading over the paper. "Well, fuck."

"I'm so happy and excited~! We get to be a family~! What do you think, Alfie~?"

"I think I need a beer."

"Why~? But I meant what do you think about us being a family~?"

"Look, Arthur, we only fucked once. One time. For fun."

"But I love you~! I love you more than anything~! I want to spend every moment I can with you and I never want to leave your side. I love you, Alfie!"

Alfred coughs awkwardly. "Uh... Yeah. Okay. I kinda like you too...babe."

Arthur smiled. "So, are you ok with us being a family~?"

Alfred shrugged and stomped out his cigarette. "I'll think about it."

"Alright~ But remember we can raise our child to be however we want! I want us to raise it to be a killer just like us~!"

At that, Alfred grinned heartily. "Now that I like the sound of."

Arthur smiled brightly. "Yay~! I'm so glad you do~"

Alfred pushed his sunglasses up his nose once again, wrapping his arm around Arthur's shoulder's and kissing his temple. "Yeah, cool shit. Now let's blow this place before the po-po shows up."

Arthur giggled and kissed Alfred's cheek in return. "Ok~! Let's go home~!"

Alfred smirked and started towing Arthur along. "Home it is."

Arthur smiled as the two of them went home then went inside.

As Alfred kicked the door shut, he tipped Arthur's chin up with his index finger, his sunglasses revealing his dark maroon eyes. "And what do ya wanna do now, sugarplum?"

Arthur thought for a moment. "Hmm~ Let's cuddle on the couch~ Then later I can make some of my cupcakes~"

Alfred slipped his tongue through the gap where he was missing a tooth and them grinned. "Sounds kickass."

Arthur giggles then they walked over to the couch. "Let's cuddle, Alfie~"

He sat down first, bringing Arthur down to sit on his lap.

"Yay~ I loving sitting on your lap~ It's so comfy~" Arthur rested his on Alfred's chest and smiled.

Alfred snaked his arms coyly around Arthur's softly waist. "Yeah, and you smell like cupcakes. And blood, which is totally sexy."

Arthur giggled again. "Oh Alfie~ You look extremely sexy yourself~" He lifted his head to kiss Alfred's lips.