This one goes out to my Polish fans (I never thought I'd have any at all, or be this popular…). I think there were five people from Poland, so… hi guys!
Director Fury,
I have discovered what you mortals call a "tee vee" and I am horrified. You are a barbaric race, trapping people inside small boxes, making them talk for hours about the most boring of topics! And some of the things you make them do are horrible and look painful. I was gazing upon a show that called itself "Funniest Home Videos", where people were forced to do embarrassing and painful things so people could laugh at them. I do not understand how you could do this. Do you not have souls? Can you not feel sorry for these people and let them out of their glass prison? And what happens when you turn it off? Do the people just die? Or do they keep talking, unaware that you are not being polite and listening? Either way, I no longer wish to be a part of your Avengers, if you resort to such cruelty. So, next time the world is in danger, call someone else to save it.
Thor, Prince of Asgard.
Oh, Thor...
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