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Tony, we need to talk.
You see, recently, we had a… situation with Steve. I found him on the roof of the tower, crying. It took a while, but I got him to tell me what happened. Well, it… he found your room, completely by accident, by the way. There would be no way Captain America would venture into your room on purpose. Still, I think the experience scarred him for life. I don't know if he'll ever be able to face you again, I mean, he saw your room at about four, and I found him at about nine in the afternoon. I asked him, and apparently, he was stuck in your room for two hours, because he somehow locked the door behind him and he couldn't get out until six o'clock. I've taken Steve to therapists, but I don't know if he'll ever recover. If he doesn't, I blame you.
Pepper.
P.S. Why did you even have the Duck Song playing on repeat in your room? You scared Steve.
It's true, the Duck Song will probably kill you if you listen to it for two hours nonstop. :P
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