Chapter 23

Celebrate

"Come on Rachel, we have been through this before. A party isn't a party without real booze!" Puck shouted.

"Well, I guess there wasn't any major problems last time."

"Exactly, so I am going to break into you dads' liquor cabinet. We will all chip in the money to replace it before they get home."

"You know that is a terrible thing to do," Jeff interjected.

"I see now why Noah, wants to punch your face in almost every time you open up your mouth," a new girl barged into the conversation. She was approximately five foot five, had long, curly, black hair, wore a black t-shirt with a green sweater over it and a plaid skirt with black leggings.

"Sorry, but I don't think we properly met yet. I am Jeff," he reached his hand out, but she just glared at it, "Well, thank you for having him apologize to me."

"I am starting to think I shouldn't have."

"That is a terrible thing to say."

"Well, I am pretty terrible."

"Thanks anyway. I hope we can get along better when I return to The New Directions."

"Wait, I am going to have to put up with you again?" Puck asked, carrying bottles of rum and vodka in his hands.

"Don't worry I don't plan on returning until after Regionals."

"Thank god, that means I still have a few weeks."

"Jeff, is he bothering you?" Alyssa asked, noticing the heat between the two.

"No, in fact I plan on going over and talking to Quinn."

Puck's face was covered with a combination of disbelief and anger.

"That's right, I am in love with your baby mama, and I think she likes me too."

When Alyssa saw Puck's fist rise, she pushed Jeff towards Quinn.

"Okay, let's get going then, lover boy," Alyssa said, continuing to push Jeff.

Shortly after, everyone had plastic cup filled to the brim with a combination of alcohol and soda.

"I… I just… love you soooooooo much," Jeff mumbled into Quinn's ear, and then continued to make out.

"Hey, Naomi!" Santana screamed, even though she was standing right next to her.

"Santana, I want you to kiss me!" Naomi squealed, grabbing Santana's hand and pulling her closer.

Their lips smacked together and it lasted for several seconds, as many of the guys were cheering, "Go, go, go!" Finally Ivan Flores pulled Naomi away, but the two girls couldn't take their eyes off of each other. Brittany stormed over and slapped Santana across the face.

"What the hell was that?" Santana yelled.

"You just kissed another girl. I thought we were special."

"Whatever."

Shortly after the argument, Brittany left the party.

"Michelle, why did you just slap me?" Brittney hollered with one hand covering the left side of her face.

"I did not just slap you."

"I just saw you!"

"Fuck you!" Michelle roared, holding up four fingers.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Brittney screeched, as Michelle stormed into the bathroom.

Bella and Sam were sitting on the couch next to Jeff and Quinn, and were making out, but occasionally separated to share a few words, such as; "I love you."

Alyssa was asking Brittney if she was okay, having witnessed the whole incident between her and Michelle. Alegandra was pouting in a chair by a table, and sipping on her drink. Ivan Chavez was waiting for Michelle to get out of the bathroom.

"Oh my god Naomi!" Jeff shrieked, running up to the girl who was attempting to flash everyone in the room.

"You must be gay!" Puckerman howled, when he saw Jeff pulling her shirt back down.

"I am so fucking tired of you Noah!" Jeff charged at him, arms flailing.

When they reached each other, it looked like one of the old cartoons where there was a cloud of dust, and an occasional fist coming out.

"GO, JEFF!" Michelle screamed in encouragement.

When the dust finally cleared, and Puck emerged with barely any scratches, everyone rushed to Jeff, "Ha, you all thought that he had a chance against Puckzilla?"

"You really are a disgusting person," Brittney lashed out.

"Big deal."

The party began to calm down after that. Rachel gave Jeff an icepack, and Quinn rested it on his head while he lay on the couch. Puck and Lauren went back to his place, supposedly to do the deed. Finn, Kurt, Blaine, and Ivan Chavez all left after Puck, and, when he felt he was okay enough to drive, Jeff brought Quinn and Naomi back to their house, and returned home with Ivan Flores.

"Well, what a surprising ending to a shocking day," Jeff said, closing the door, and walking to the house with Ivan Flores.

"Yeah, congratulations by the way. On winning."

"You too, but it is almost midnight, and I am barely going to get six hours of sleep."

"Okay," Ivan laughed as they went down the stairs, to the bedroom.