Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts as that belongs to Disney & Square-Enix…WHY? -shot- This awesome Armory Themed Challenge belongs to RoseOfADifferentColor… Clearly not me. LOL

A/N: Yup! I'm still alive. OTL Sorry guys, life's been busy and video games have been distracting me (see how I said video games and not school this time? LOL). I know I'm not off to a great start with fanfiction this year, but I will get things done. :)
Anyways, another Demyx-centric theme, but I also added Larxene to the mix. Why? Because I love her and she doesn't get a weapon theme in this challenge so I went with the next best thing: mash her together with Demyx. XD I dunno, but I actually like them together (not as a pairing, but as…friends? OTL) because they could act like siblings in my mind. Yeah, they never interacted really, but I still think they could work. :) Also this is humorous (and ironic if you've read the CoM manga). I need more of that in this challenge. LOL

Anyways, sorry for the wait! Thanks for reading and reviewing! Please enjoy and R&R!

.: Serenade :.
~ Music Tames the Savage Nymph…or Not ~

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They say that soothing music could calm a beast…

Did that also work on savage nymphs? Demyx would very much like to know because his nonexistence depended on it; like now. Seriously.

"L-Larxene, I didn't—"

"Shut up." The blond remained tight-lipped when Larxene glowered at him. Hands crackling with electricity, she snapped. "Why did I have a mission with you? What kind of idiot do you have to be to douse the Heartless with water…when I was still attacking it!"

"C-Come on." Demyx scratched the back of his head and lamely explained; sitar held close to his body. "It was an honest mistake. T-There was fire—"

He yelped in fear when Larxene grabbed his collar and scrutinized him with glaring emerald hues. Either she was trying not to kill him or…she was going to kill him after she finished speaking. "So you wet me with water just because you wanted to play firefighter? You—!"

"I-It's not like you melted!" Demyx whimpered. "Not like…actual witches…"

"…You've got three seconds to say your prayers."

Right when she released him, Demyx dived into a dark corridor. He concluded that trying to Serenade an angry savage nymph was not worth it.