I did some major overhaul and editing on my first two chaps, so feel free to go through those again if you want.
They should be UNDERSTANDABLE now!
Hahaha enjoy, and thanks to those who reviewed :)
From what Luna could see through the oddly-shaped window, there were three women and a pig in the room.
"No Sai, though. Creepy," she muttered, to which Naruto sweatdropped. "That's Sai for you. Just creepy."
He then simply waltzed in there, and Luna followed hesitantly. The pink-haired girl from the picture was there. Older, obviously. She was even prettier now.
There was an ebony-haired young woman there as well, a pig in her arms.
"Hey Sakura!"
She cocked a pink eyebrow. "Hey Naruto. Who's that?"
"Oh, this is Luna," he said, putting an arm around her shoulders. Luna bit the inside of her lip to keep from a: punching him in the gut, b: breaking his arm, and/or c: laughing uncontrollably.
The two girls exchanged a sneaky smile, and Luna and Naruto sweatdropped. "Ohhh. Hey."
"Hi."
They heard a rather loud groan, and everyone sweatdropped as Tsunade's head lifted off her desk a whole seven inches.
She blew the blonde hair out of her face and sighed miserably. "Why is that brat here today??"
"Oh, he came to get me, Lady Tsunade," Sakura explained quickly.
Luna was silent, taking in this Hokage. She looked more or less like she had in the flashback; if she hadn't, though, Luna could've recognized her abnormally large chest anywhere.
Tsunade waved Sakura off. "Then go away. So he'll go away."
Naruto sweatdropped. "It's always so fun to see you, Granny."
The Hokage made a "Psh" noise, then suddenly froze once her gaze landed on Luna. Luna stared back, holding her breath for whatever reason.
Tsunade pointed at her. "Why do you look so familiar??"
"How's she supposed to know?" Naruto wondered out loud, to which Tsunade waved her finger back and forth. "Nah-ah-AH! I was talking to her, not you, brat."
And with a random laugh, Tsunade's head fell back against her desk. Everyone sweatdropped some more, and Naruto pointed at the Lady Hokage and laughed.
"Dude, Granny is so wasted!!"
FIVE MINUTES LATER...
"Soooo...How'd you two meet? I don't think I've seen you around before," Sakura asked curiously.
Sai glanced behind in interest at the other three, who were currently lagging behind and trying to waste all the training time they could.
"Well, you know how I was talkin' about finding somewhere cooler to train a couple weekends ago?"
"...Yeah..."
"Well, I decided her village was a cool place-"
"Psh, more like you got lost! When I found you, you were walking in that forest in circles like an idiot," Luna interjected, making Sakura laugh.
"That sounds more likely, knowing you, Naruto. So what happened next?"
"Well, I-"
"I was asking Luna."
Naruto drooped, the background turning depressing, and the other two ignored him. "Well, I was wandering around and ran into him, right? Freaked me out, I thought he was, like, possessed or something. But then he admitted he was lost, and I helped him get home, and..."
"And then what?" She asked, and the two guys of the group sweatdropped at her eagerness, while Luna grinned smugly.
"Oh, you know..."
"She asked me out," Naruto added proudly, to which Luna glared at him. "Did not!"
"You so did!"
"I don't remember that!"
"Well, you did!"
"I distinctly remember you asking me out because you kept randomly twisting the sentence into something else because youre just THAT much of a spazz!"
"Well...Uh...I think we asked each other out at the same time!"
They both realized that was the closest they'd get to a compromise, and nodded quickly. "Yeah, that's how it happened!" They announced at the same time with triumphant grins, to which Sakura sweatdropped.
Sai was the first to speak. "...It still puzzles me."
"What does, Sai?"
"The competition between the two genders on who should ask who out. Is it always so wrong for a girl to ask out a guy?"
"Yes!!" Sakura and Luna cried out at the same time that Naruto shrugged and said, "Not really."
They both looked at him, and he laughed nervously. "Trust me, if the dude likes you enough, it won't matter either way."
Sakura waved him off. "It's still not right."
"I totally agree."
They exchanged a grin and continued talking animatedly about something while Naruto sweatdropped and picked up speed to walk with Sai.
"Naruto?"
"What, Sai."
"It appears your 'girlfriend' has lost interest in you."
"Only for the time being, Sai. Only for the time being," Naruto commented with a smirk.
Training was interesting. Yes, interesting was a good word.
Luna quickly figured out who was who; Naruto had told her about Kakashi's trademark mask and white hair, so she assumed the other adult was Yamato.
It was quite obvious who the Abercrombie-esque teen was.
Now she could fully enjoy their expressions as they tried to figure out who SHE was. Right as Luna wondered how long it would take for them to just ask, she felt a presence behind her, their chakra aiming for her legs.
She quickly crouched and whirled around, kicking the own person's legs out from under them. Kakashi quickly bounded right back up.
"Ah. No headband, but obviously not an amateur. Who're you?" He asked pleasantly.
"Luna."
"Oh," he said cheerfully as if the mere mention of her name explained everything. "She's my girlfriend!" Naruto added from a good fifty feet away as he dodged Sasuke's fireball.
"Pay attention, dobe!"
"Oh, and like you never drool over Sakura?! I think I can explain to Kakashi-sensei who the hell she is!" Naruto retorted, making Sakura blush from a little ways off and Luna sigh.
Both Luna and Kakashi sweatdropped. "Uh...Yeah. That too," she said loudly over the two idiots currently shouting obscenities at each other between attacks.
Kakashi cocked his only visible eyebrow. "Naruto with a girlfriend. Hmm." Then he grinned, shrugged, and went about his business.
Luna sweatdropped. "...Well. That was odd."
She quickly assessed the area was clear, and somehow ended up by Yamato, who was sitting cross-legged on the grass.
She didn't realize this, though, until he said suddenly, "So, apparently Naruto has a girlfriend."
Luna jumped, making Yamato smirk, and she plopped down beside him. "That's me. Luna."
"Yamato."
"So, are you meditating or something?"
"What?"
"You were just kinda zoning out over here. If you were bald, I would've mistaken you for Buddha or something."
He looked amused. "Ohhhh. You mean he didn't tell you?"
"Tell me what?"
"Oh, nothing, it's nothing. I doubt you'll have to worry about it any time soon."
Luna mentally huffed at the man. Crap, now she was going to do absolutely nothing but worry herself sick over what the hell Yamato could be talking about.
FOUR HOURS LATER...
Luna sweatdropped as yet another naked woman strolled on by them. "Um, Sakura?"
"Yeah?"
"What's with all the random naked ladies around here?"
Sakura giggled. "Well, this IS a hot spring.."
Luna paled. "It is?"
"You didn't know that?"
She could've pointed out that she was lucky Will and Becs had taught her what 'That's What She Said' was, but decided to just settle with saying, "Nope, I didn't."
Sakura turned another corner and, reaching into a locker, pulled out a soft pink robe. She then opened some other random locker and pulled out a lime green one, handing it to Luna.
"Here. You're about to have the best half-hour of your life."
"Naruto?"
He winced. "WHAT, Sai."
"Are you sure we should be doing this?"
"Psh. Sai, if we had any conscience, we WOULDN'T be doing this. But we are dudes, and dudes have needs. It's not like anyone important's gonna be in here."
"What about Sakura?"
"She dragged Luna toward town to show her around fifteen minutes ago, there's no way they're done this fast."
Sai sighed heavily. "But Naruto?"
"Seriously, Sai, talk a little louder, I don't think the Mist can hear you as clearly as they'd like," Naruto muttered, peering into the hole in the fence.
"Holy crap, Ino's in here!"
Sai suddenly shot forward, knocking Naruto rather violently into a bush. Naruto let out a sigh of relief, landing only inches away from the thorny bush of the two, then crawled out and smacked Sai upside the head.
"Dumbass!"
"You were right, Ino is indeed in here. And she's quite...bare," Sai muttered, totally unaware that Naruto had even landed in a bush, much less hit Sai upside the head.
Naruto sweatdropped. "Well, it IS a hot spring. People tend to bathe naked."
Sai moved away from the hole, leaning on the fence beside it as Naruto looked around and recognized at least eight chicks.
"Naruto, are you sure this won't...How did Shikamaru put it a few days ago? Oh, yes: 'Come back to bite you in the ass'?" Sai asked.
His blond friend just chuckled and let Sai try and find Ino again. "Sai, you're with a guy who managed to find the only peep hole in a hot spring known to man! Plus, I'm pure awesomeness and a kick-ass ninja."
"And you have a girlfriend," Sai reminded him. Naruto mentally rolled his eyes. This whole "cover" thing was gonna be such a drag, as Shika would say.
"AND I have a girlfriend. I don't think anything could possibly come back and bite me in...Sai, what's with that look on your face?" Naruto asked as Sai quickly shot away from the peep hole and shut his eyes.
"Did you see an abnormally fat chick??"
"No. I saw your girlfriend."
"Ha! Whoa, wait, WHAT??"
"Hurry up, Luna. The water feels amazing," Sakura said, her tone totally relaxed. Luna bit her lip as she slid in.
She felt like she was being watched. The hot water soothed her skin, and she quickly waved off her suspicion. You're just being paranoid. This is a hot spring, of COURSE people are occasionally looking at you!
Sakura smirked. "I still can't believe you've never enjoyed the awesomeness formally known as a hot spring."
Luna eyed her out of the corner of her eye. "Stranger things have happened. Speaking of which, can I ask you something?"
"What?"
"What's the deal with you and that Sasuke dude? Are you dating yet?"
Sakura's cheeks turned redder than Luna's legs were going to look once they got out. "N-No, why would you think that?!"
Luna raised her eyebrows meaningfully. Sakura waved her off. "No way."
"Way."
Naruto just stared at Sai in disbelief. "You mean you-you saw her? NAKED?"
"Yes. I do apologize.."
"You mean Luna's naked? In there? Right there?"
"...Yes..."
"And by naked, you mean.."
"...Naked?" Sai asked, obviously questioning Naruto's mental health.
Ho.
Ly.
Shit!
This is serious. You know good and well you wanna see, just 'cause you're THAT curious and she IS kinda cute. But if you got caught, she'd kill you. Assassin, remember? Plus, you'd have that image in your head for...like, EVER.
THEN AGAIN...If she's an assassin, she has to be fit, right? So maybe having that image in your head wouldn't be too bad...
One tiny look wouldn't hurt, right?
You are a DUDE. Dudes have NEEDS!!
DO IT, MAN, DO IT!!! YEAH!!!!
Sai sweatdropped as Naruto nodded determinedly to himself before cautiously approaching the peep hole.
He counted to three in his head before looking through the hole. He eventually found her, right by Sakura, blowing water bubbles.
At first it was kind of funny, but then he realized he was looking at her...while she was NAKED...and rolled away from the peep hole spastically, his pulse skyrocketing.
Sai sweatdropped. "Hmm."
Naruto glared at him through one eye, realizing he had rolled right into the damn thorn bush. "WHAT, Sai."
"Nothing, really. I just expected you had already reached...er, what did the book call it? Oh, yes. The ultimate level of intimacy."
It took Naruto a minute in his dazed state, but then he spazzed right on cue.
"WHAT THE HELL, SAI?!?! ULTIMATE INTIMACY LEVEL?! IT'S BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK, YOU SICK-ASS PERVERT!!!!!!"
The outburst made everyone stop mid-sentence. Sakura looked homicidal, and everyone else was either giggling or running for their clothes.
Luna slid completely underwater miserably, hoping maybe she'd drown and never worry about having to somehow live this down.
Sadly, it didn't happen.
She slowly poked her head back above the water, and Sakura was drying off, slipping on her robe.
She smirked at Luna, who was so red in the face that her hair looked brown in comparison. "Ultimate intimacy level. Interesting."
"Please just hand me that towel so I can wring his neck sooner."
Or snap it. Whichever works the best.
Hahaha wow. Can you tell i was uber hyper when i wrote this?
I think im gonna go to sleep now.
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