OH TEH NOES! IT'S A HUMOR CHAPTER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Chapter 5:Oh, the Randomness of It All
It had been two weeks since Leon had joined the smashers, and they quickly learned that he was quite the lighthearted prankster, and a rather nutty one, despite the fact that he wore rather dull clothing. NiGHTS, being rather mischievious herself, had quickly taken a liking to him, and the two had become fast friends, playing many hilarious yet harmless pranks on the others.
At the moment, the Smashers were eating breakfast, just now starting to wake up. But suddenly, they heard an explosion from the kitchen, and many Smashers sighed.
"3...2...1..."Pit muttered.
"ROOOOOOYYYY!"
"5 points for me,"Pit said as Roy came running through the room like a madman.
"You guys gotta hide me!"he shouted desperately. Leon tilted his head.
"Why would we do that?"he asked, actually sounding confused."It's fun to watch you run around like an idiot!"The smashers laughed, nodding in agreement.
Roy's face fell."You guys suck."
"ROY! WHERE ARE YOU?"Master roared.
"Aw, jeez!"Roy shouted, starting to sweat.
"You might wanna start running,"Link remarked. The red-haired swordsman immediately did so just as Master Hand charged in.
"Where did he go?"he asked. The Smashers all pointed in different directions, with Leon pointing a finger up his nose for some reason. The omnipotent glove grunted in frustration, then flew off.
"That boy is screwed six ways to Sunday,"Captain Falcon remarked. Many nodded in agreement.(A/N:For those of you who couldn't read my last story, Roy tries to cook his food with his flare sword attack when he can't get the stove to work. And well, you can pretty much guess why the big guy's pissed.)
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Leon, Sonic, NiGHTS, Ness, and Lucas were in the lounge. Leon and Sonic were playing against Ness and Lucas in Mario Kart Double Dash with NiGHTS as their audience. Leon was playing as Wario, Sonic was Mario, Ness was Baby Luigi, and Lucas was using DK.
"Closer...closer...closer..."Sonic muttered."NOW!"
"BOOM!"Leon yelled as he dropped a bob-omb, taking out the psychic duo and two other teams. He cackled madly.
"Owned!"Sonic shouted. They both high-fived while keeping their eyes on the game.
"Ouch..."Lucas mumbled, but Ness grinned.
"Look what I goooot!"he said in a singsong voice. Leon and Sonic's eyes widened
"He's got a spiny shell!"Sonic exclaimed.
"Oh, sweet, merciful donuts!"Leon cried fearfully.
Lucas beamed."Do it, Ness!"
"FIRE ONE!"Ness yelled, grinning widely as he fired the weapon.
"DRIVE, YOU FOOL!"Leon screamed, shaking Sonic like a rag doll.
"I'M TRYING TO! GET THE HECK OFFA ME!"Sonic yelled, shoving the teen away. Just before they could reach the finish line, they were blasted by the attack, allowing Ness and Lucas to pass by them and win the race.
"YES!"Ness said as he and Lucas high-fived, Sonic groaning.
"We were this close to winning..."he muttered, holding his fingers close together.
"WWHHHHHYYYYY?"Leon yelled to the ceiling while shaking his fists dramatically. NiGHTS shook her head.
"Boys..."she muttered. Sonic looked at the two of them, grinning.
"How about a rematch?"he asked. Ness smiled back.
"You're on!"he said. Lucas simply nodded while smiling timidly.
"Okay,"he said. As the four of them restarted their race, they were seemingly unaware of an invisible figure sneaking up on them. The figure snickered quietly and slowly walked up to them. Suddenly, the device that was keeping him invisible shorted out, revealing the figure as Snake.
"Hi, Snake,"Lucas and Ness said at once, having sensed him already. Sonic smirked, but didn't turn from the game.
"What's up, Snake?"he asked, making Snake groan.
"Damn,"he muttered. NiGHTS looked at him and blinked. She then shrugged and continued to watch the game.
"Your cloaking device on the fritz again?"she asked. Snake sighed while nodding. Leon didn't seem to know he was even there.
"Hey, Leon,"Snake said. The teen didn't respond."Uh...Leon?"Snake walked into Leon's view, but he still didn't react. Snake looked at his cloaking device and noticed the switch was still in the 'on' position. Pausing in disbelief for just a moment, he flipped the switch, then Leon's head snapped in his direction, and he jumped away from the mercenary.
"HOLY SNOT! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?"he screamed. Everyone facepalmed. Abruptly, Roy ran through the room screaming his head off while Master Hand flew after him. When the two left, they all slowly looked amongst themselves, then shrugged it off. Snake walked off to fix his device while the others continued to play their game.
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DK, Ganondorf, Bowser, Wolf, Charizard, and Wario were in the gym, getting ready to have another one of their fitness contests. Ganondorf was doing push-ups, DK was lifting light weights, (A/N:And considering it's DK we're talking about, that's not so light.) Wolf was doing stretches, Bowser was taking deep breaths, blowing smoke with each exhale, Charizard was flexing his wings, and Wario...was eating garlic.
"Alright, that's enough warming up,"Wolf said, flexing his claws."Let's do this. The last one standing wins."They all nodded. They each grabbed a barbell that was scaled to their own size in weight. They all began to lift the weights with relative difficulty. Minutes passed and none of them seemed to be letting up.
"You fellas ready to give up?"Bowser asked through clenched fangs.
"Not on your life, dragon breath,"Ganondorf grumbled.
"I'm just getting started,"Wolf growled. Charizard and DK grunted in agreement, then Wario started shaking slightly.
"Uh-oh,"he muttered, causing the others smirked.
"Looks like someone's ready to go down,"Bowser growled while Ganondorf simply 'hmph'd', disappointed in Wario's seeming lack of stamina.
"Just stand down, Wario,"Wolf said. DK and Charizard laughed.
"Too...much...garlic..."Wario groaned, stomach bulging. Everyone's eyes widened.
"What did he say?"Ganondorf asked dreadfully.
"Don't you dare!"Wolf roared.
"Not while me and Charizard are in here, man!"Bowser cried.
Too late.
POOOOOOT!
The others dropped their weights and covered their noses while writhing on the ground in pain.
"IT BUUURNS!"Wario was now the only one standing with his barbell held above his head. He let out his famous laugh.
"Wario wins!"he grinned, then dropped his barbell."Time for some celebratory burritos!"He then walked out of the room, leaving the others to roll on the gym floor, choking.
"CAN YOU AT LEAST LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?"Wolf screamed, then they all noticed that some of the gas was floating dangerously close to Charizard's tail flame.
"OH NO!"
Needless to say, the resulting explosion was quite painful.
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Master was in a hallway looking around for Roy when he heard the massive boom.
"The gym!"he shouted, then flew off. Roy peeked out from a doorway, then slowly tip-toed out of the hall to find another hiding place.
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Fox, Falco, Pit, Kirby, Yoshi, Samus, Diddy, and ROB were at the firing range outside the mansion, Kirby having copied Pit's bow ability. Watching them were Meta Knight, Captain Falcon and Game & Watch. They had all decided to practice shooting together, and many of them were doing well. All except for Kirby, who still had trouble controlling Pit's arrows. He even occasionally hit Captain Falcon. The only reason he didn't hit G&W was because he held out his bucket to catch any arrows that neared him, while Meta Knight simply teleported out of the way each time one flew towards him.
"If that little puffball hits me one more time, I'm gonna give him such a Falcon Punch,"C. Falcon muttered angrily. MK shook his head.
"Calm yourself, Captain Falcon,"he said."You know well that he's not well-trained with Pit's bow. Give him some time."G&W sighed, which sounded more like a tire screeching. If he had eyes, he would have rolled them. He was good and ready to use his oil panic move on the irritating F-Zero pilot.
Fwit! Kirby fired another arrow. However...
"INCOMING!"Samus yelled. The arrow flew towards Fox, but he simply activated his reflector. This sent it towards Falco, but he did the same thing, sending it towards Samus t, who shrunk into her morph ball form to dodge it. The attack flew towards Diddy, who did a cartwheel out of the way. It then flew towards Pit, who quickly pulled out his Mirror Shield to reflect it. Then it flew towards Yoshi, who flutter jumped out of the way, making it's target ROB, who did his spinning move, reflecting it towards, who else? Captain Falcon. And right in the tushy, no less.
"THAT'S IT!"he screamed angrily."GET OVER HERE SO I CAN FALCON PUNCH YOU INTO NEXT WEEK, YOU STUPID LITTLE MARSHMALLOW!"He started chasing after Kirby, who quickly ran as fast as his big red feet could carry him.
"We'd better go after him so he doesn't send Kirby to the infirmary,"MK muttered. The others nodded and started to give chase.
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Link, Toon Link, Young Link, Marth, Ike, and Zelda were in the sparring room. The swordsmen were having a free-for-all sword fight on an arena while Zelda simply watched. They had been at it for about an hour. The swordsmen continued to hack away at each other, then quickly spread out in a circle to catch their breaths. They each looked amongst themselves with narrowed eyes, and were all sweating bullets from the intense battle. The door to the room opened, then Mario, Luigi, and Peach entered the room.
"Hey-a, fellas,"Mario said cheerfully. The fighters didn't seem to notice them as they charged forward and began slashing away at each once more. Zelda sighed and waved the Mushroom trio over. They walked up to her and sat down.
"They're at it again, huh Zelda?"Peach asked. Zelda nodded while smiling tiredly.
"They're certainly dedicated to their training,"she said."I just hope they don't..."Suddenly, there was a collective THUD from the arena. The audience looked at the arena and saw them all lying on the ground, unconcious."Tire themselves out,"Zelda finished. The Mario Bros. bursted out laughing while Peach shook her head.
"Should we wake them up?"she asked Zelda, who sighed.
"And let them tire themselves out again? I don't think so,"she replied.
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Red and the pokemon were all outside, relaxing. (A/N:Except for Charizard, of course) Lucario and Mewtwo were meditating as always and the others were playing hide and seek.
"Hmm..."Mewtwo hummed telepathically."It appears there was some type of explosion in the gym."Lucario nodded.
"Yes,"he said."Captain Falcon seems to be angry at Kirby for some reason, too."Red, who had heard them, sighed.
"Can't we ever just have a peaceful day in this insane place?"he asked.
"It will be a cold day on the Isle Delfino stage before that happens,"Mewtwo remarked. They looked over to the other pokemon. Pikachu was apparently "it." Both Lucario and Mewtwo could easily sense where each of them were. Squirtle was in the pond, Ivysaur was blending into a flower patch, Pichu was in a tree, and Jigglypuff had flattened herself into the sandbox. Mewtwo wasn't suprised at their choices. Pikachu was currently searching through a bush, but was having no luck.
"Pikachu..."Lucario said, gaining the electric type's attention. Lucario looked up at the tree and made sure Pikachu noticed. The little mouse caught it, then smiled somewhat evilly. He quickly climbed up the tree and grabbed Pichu, and they both jumped down. Pichu sat down with an absolutely adorable pout on his face. Lucario continued to give Pikachu small, subtle hints, allowing the little mouse to win the game.
"You had to be cheating!"Jigglypuff said angrily, eyes narrowed. (A/N:Being a singing pokemon, Jigglypuff has the ability to speak English. Yeah, let's go with that.)
Pikachu put on an innocent face."Pika pi?"
"You know what I mean!"she yelled."Who sold us out?"
"Pikaaa chu,"Pikachu said. The pokemon turned to Lucario, who looked at Pikachu with false anger.
"Traitor,"he grumbled.
"GET HIM!"Jigglypuff shrieked.
Lucario smirked."I'd like to see you try!"He immediately turned on his heels and ran off with the other pokemon chasing him. Mewtwo shook his head while smiling slightly.
"Like I said, cold day on Isle Delfino,"he said, then continued to meditate as Red ran off to catch his pokemon.
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Olimar, DDD, and the Ice Climbers were watching a movie. Olimar had a few Pikmin with him. A Waddle Dee walked up to DDD and held up a cup.
"Here's your latte, sir,"it said. DDD took the cup.
"Thanks, little guy,"he said."That'll be all."The Waddle Dee nodded and walked off.
Olimar smiled at him."I'm impressed. You're becoming a lot nicer to your servants."DDD shrugged, but didn't say anything.
"He probably learned from you, Olimar,"Popo said.
Nana nodded in agreement."Yeah, you treat your Pikmin like total equals."Olimar continued to smiled while patting his Pikmin on their heads.
"Hey, if it weren't for them, I'd be dead right now,"he said."And not just that. These guys are a lot smarter than they look."One Pikmin made a sound and looked at the doorway, then Olimar did the same, confusing the others.
"What'd he say?"Nana asked.
"Something's coming,"Olimar replid. Suddenly, Roy came running through the room.
"MAKE WAY!"he screamed as he ran out, then Master Hand flew by.
"GET BACK HERE!"he screamed, then flew out.
DDD paused the movie."Ok. Master Hand's been chasin' that boy for hours,"he said, his country accent shining through."We need to calm him down 'fore he wrecks the whole dang mansion."Olimar nodded and blew his whistle, causing his Pikmin to stand at attention.
"Let's move,"he said, jumping down and running out with his Pikmin close behind. The Ice Climbers looked at each other and shrugged.
"This should be fun,"they said in unison, then ran out. DDD picked up his hammer and looked at it while sighing.
"Somethin' tells me I'm gon' need this,"he muttered as he ran off."This ain't gon' end well."
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The smashers in the gym finally managed to crawl out on their stomachs.
"30 frickin' minutes of choking on intestinal gas while burning our asses off,"Wolf growled angrily.
"I'M GONNA GIVE THAT FAT IDIOT THE MOST PAINFUL WARLOCK PUNCH OF HIS LIFE!"Ganondorf snarled. Charizard, Bowser, and DK roared in agreement. They began charging towards the kitchen, where Wario was bound to be.
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Wario was now gorging on his 27th burrito when the others stomped in.
"Hey, guys,"he said through his eating."Sit down and have a...why are you guys staring at me like that?"They all started to pump their fists."Uhh..."
"GET HIIIIM!"Ganondorf screamed. Wario screamed and quickly pulled out his bike, then drove off at top speed as the others started chasing after him.
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The swordsmen in the arena slowly began to wake up.
"What happened?"all three Links asked at once.
"You all-a passed out from-a trying to kill each other-a,"Luigi said. Ike rubbed his the back of his head sheepishly.
"I guess we should try and tone it down a bit, huh?"he asked.
"Naw, you think?"Link asked.
"That was awesome,"Toon Link and Young Link said at once.
"I don't know about you guys, but I could use some food,"Marth said. Link patted his stomach.
"Same here!"he said."I'm hungrier than Epona after a trip through Hyrule field!"
"Well, it's almost lunch time, anyway,"Peach said.
"FOOD!"the little Links yelled, then ran off. Link looked at Zelda.
"Don't look at me,"she said."They're both you, after all."
"That's what worries me,"Link muttered.
"I think we should-a go after them,"Mario said. They all nodded and ran after the 2 kids.
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Sonic, Ness, Leon, Lucas, and NiGHTS were still in the game room. The 2 teams were tied 2-2 and were having a race to decide the winners. Leon abruptly paused the game, causing everyone to look at him.
"Hey! What'd you do that for, Leon?"Sonic asked. The teen blinked once, then turned his head while grinning madly.
"Holy gaucamole, folks! This is where it REALLY get's off the hook!"he remarked in a surprisingly deep voice. Suddenly, they heard multiple yells echo through the mansion, and Leon grinned even more broadly.
"That can't be good,"NiGHTS muttered. Leon jumped up and ran out of the room while screaming his head off.
"YAAAAHOOOOOOO!"he shouted happily.
"Leon! Get back here!"NiGHTS cried out, but Leon was long gone.
"What was that all about?"Ness asked. Suddenly, an explosion rocked the mansion.
"Something tells me we're about to find out,"Sonic muttered as he stood up, quickly running off to see what was happening, then NiGHTS flew off to chase Leon. The two psychic boys looked at each other and shrugged, then got up and ran out of the room.
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(A/N:Let's recap. Captain Falcon is chasing Kirby around for constantly hitting him with arrows. Other smashers, who I'm too lazy to name, are chasing Captain Falcon to keep him from killing the little guy. The muscled smashers are chasing Wario for his unintentional gas torture. Roy is getting chased for blowing up the kitchen by Master Hand, who's being chased by DDD, Olimar, and the Ice Climbers. Lucario's being chased by the other little pokemon. Mewtwo, Crazy Hand, and Snake...well, I don't know what they're doing by now. But you can bet I'll put them in here somehow! Brace yourselves. IT'S THE TOTALLY STUPID HALLWAY SCENE! CUE THE MUSIC!)
The chased smashers all somehow managed to get in the same hallway, then they each took a door and quickly ran inside. The other smashers all poured into the hallway and started to run through a bunch of different doors. Roy ran out out of a door and quickly ran into another, then Master Hand shot out of another room and saw Crazy Hand.
"Brother! Where have you been al this time?"he asked.
"Duh. Eating cupcakes,"the mad glove said as if it was obvious. Master groaned, not bothering to point out that Crazy was incapable of actually eating.
"Forget it! Help me find Roy!"he said. They both flew into another door. A different door opened and Wario drove out of it on his bike, followed by the other muscle-bound smashers. He drove down the hallway and saw another door open. Sonic quickly ran out of it just as Wario drove in, still being followed. Sonic opened another door and quickly ran in. Two doors on opposite sides of the hall opened. Kirby was on one side and Falcon was on the other.
"There you are!"Captian Falcon growled. He jumped across the hallway while preparing a Falcon Punch in midair. Kirby quickly ran off and the door closed behind them both. Leon, who was now wearing a sombrero for some reason, ran out of a door and into another. The little Links ran out of a door and nearly ran into Ness and Lucas. They quickly circled around each other and ran into their opposite doors. Lucario quickly ran out of another door and clinged onto the wall above it. The little pokemon ran out of one door and into another. Lucario got down while snickering and went into a different door. DDD and Olimar ran out of a door and looked around.
Master Hand came out of another door, then DDD held up his hammer and ran after the giant hand as he went into another door. Olimar looked at his Pikmin and shrugged, then they quickly ran into another door. A few seconds later, a screeching DK burst from the same door with dozens of Pikmin clinging to him, Diddy running after his uncle to try and help as ran into another door. The Mario brothers and Peach all ran out of another door and into Bowser.
The Koopa King, too angry to think, pounced at the brothers, and all three ended up going through another door. Yoshi then ran into the room. When he saw Peach, he quickly dashed over to her lowered his head. Smiling, Peach sat down on his saddle, and he quickly ran into another door. Roy and Marth ran out of two different doors and looked at each other.
"Heh. What's up, Marth?"Roy asked with a nervous grin. Marth raised an eyebrow.
"Is Master Hand STILL chasing you?"he asked.
"Unfortunately,"Roy answered. Marth sighed.
"Follow me,"he said, running through a door, Roy quickly following. Leon and NiGHTS came out of different doors and looked at each other, and they both smiled.
"Leon!"NiGHTS said, hugging him tightly."Am I glad to see you!"
"Hi, NiGHTS!"Leon said cheerfully.
"Uhh...Leon?"NiGHTS asked."Why are you wearing a sombrero?"Leon shrugged while mumbling 'I dunno.' They both went into another door. G&W came out of a door, pausing to look around. Suddenly, Kirby ran out of a door and into another, then Falcon did a Falcon Kick out of and into the same doors. Wario drove out of a door with Kirby riding with him, and Kirby was now wearing Wario's biker cap. They ended up falling over from too much weight, then two other doors opened. Ganondorf and Captain Falcon jumped out while preparing their respective super punches. They both accidentally punched each other back into their doors, the wind they created closing them. Kirby and Wario quickly ran into another door.
G&W was now getting annoyed with all of the stupidity. Coming up with a plan, he got out his bucket and poured oil all over the hallway floor. He then calmly walked to the hall's entrance and walked away get some help, knowing good and well what was about to happen. Everyone began coming out of the doors, slipping and sliding around the hallways. All except for NiGHTS and the Hands, who floated above the floor.
"I have you now, Roy!"Master said triumphantly. He menacingly floated towards Roy; who, in a feat of desperation and stupidity, started charging his flare sword, the Master immediately froze. Leon, who saw what was about to happen, quickly grabbed NiGHTS in his arms, hugging her to himself and skating along the oil, quickly leaving the inevitable.
"You are going DOWN, you little tub of lard,"Bowser said, preparing a massive flame in his stomach, Charizard doing same. Obviously, they were too angry to realize what they were standing in. The Links saw this, then quickly grabbed Zelda and slid out. Same with the Mario Brothers and Peach. Ness and Lucas quickly grabbed each other's hands and created a large PSI magnet around themselves and Sonic, who was hopeless on slippery surfaces. Diddy managed to cling to the wall and climbed out of the room, sliding DK along the oil with his tail. Olimar had to make his Pikmin form a chain to reach the doorway, but managed to get him and them out. MK simply teleported out of the room, while DDD and Kirby floated out. ROB couldn't even move. If he tried, the flames from his ''foot'' would ignite the oil.
Instead, Pit flew up and pulled ROB away. The space animals reluctantly got close together and activated their reflectors around themselves, as welll as Ike and Marth. Somehow, all of the pokemon, and Red, disappeared instantly in flashes of light. Master Hand managed to get over his fear and quickly flew out. Yoshi used his tongue to pull himself out, Samus following his example with her grapple beam. The Ice Climbers, who were used to slippery surfaces, easily skated out. The only ones left unprotected were Ganondorf, Bowser, Wario, Captain Falcon, Roy, and Crazy Hand. Crazy looked at the situation and mentally shrugged, then he pointed a finger at the floor and prepared a laser.
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"Alright, who isn't here?"Mewtwo asked. He and the other smashers were outside the mansion.
"Ganondorf, Bowser, Wario, CF, Roy, Lucas, Ness, Sonic, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Ike, Marth, and Crazy Hand,"MH listed."Fortunenately, not only have Lucas and Ness formed a PSI magnet around themselves and Sonic, but Fox, Wolf, and Falco formed a reflector shield around Ike and Marth. So, they should be fine. As for the others...well..."
"They're pretty much screwed,"another voice said, scaring everyone but Mewtwo and Lucario. Everyone whipped around to see Snake leaning against a tree, Pikachu standing next to him.
"Pika. Pikachu,"the electric mouse said.
"Where the heck have you two been?"Link asked.
"I've been out here trying to fix my cloaking device,"he said. He jabbed a thumb at Pikachu."And he's been supplying my tools with power."
"Thanks for getting us out of there, Mewtwo,"Lucario said. Red and the other pokemon nodded in agreement.
"Um, Leon?"NiGHTS asked.
"Yeah, NiGHTS?"Leon asked.
"Can you...let go of me now?"NiGHTS asked, blushing redder than a beet. Leon looked at her for a moment, blushed, then let go of her. Suddenly, a portion of the mansion was engulfed in a fiery explosion.
"That had ta hurt,"DDD remarked.
"By the way, where'd that oil come from?"Pit asked. Everyone looked at G&W.
"Be-beep beep,"he said.
"He said, (Yep, I did it),"ROB translated.
"Why the heck did you do that for?"Y. Link asked angrily.
"Beep BEEP, be-eep be-be beep,"G&W said.
"He said, (Because if I hadn't, the ENTIRE mansion probably would have been destroyed by your stupidity),"ROB translated.
"Be-beep, beep be-be-be beep eep,"he said."Be-beep beep beep."
(Besides, I knew that only the idiots would get hurt),"ROB translated again."(Aside from Leon, that is.)"Leon stuck his tongue out at the little flat man.
"We'd better go check the damage,"Samus said. They quickly made their way back to the explosion site and found that Sonic, Ness, Lucas, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Ike and Marth were all unharmed. But Ganondorf, Bowser, Wario, CF, Roy, and CH were completely covered in soot.
"We're gonna need a helluva of vacuum to clean this soot up,"Leon quipped."Good thing we got Kirby."
"That...was...painful..."Wario muttered, then coughed up some smoke before falling over, foot twitching.
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Later that day...
Leon was making his way to the roof after helping to repair the mansion.
"Do you mind having some company, Leon?"The looked over his shoulder to see NIGHTS, Mario, Snake, and Sonic.
"Sure,"he said. They all walked up to the roof and looked out to the horizon, which consisted of a rather beautiful landscape.
"Man, I never get tired of this view,"Sonic said.
"Heh, for once I actually agree with you,"Snake remarked.
"There's no reason to be that way, Snake,"NiGHTS said. Snake just shrugged.
"I gotta admit-a, this is almost as nice as the Mushroom Kingdom-a,"Mario said."Almost."
"Still homesick, eh, Mario?"Sonic asked.
"Like you aren't-a,"Mario said.
Sonic nodded."True, true. How about you, Snake?"
"Eh, I like it here more,"he said."Less people trying to kill me."
"I know I miss the Dream Gate,"NiGHTS said wistfully.
"How about you, Leon?"Sonic asked, then immediately slammed his hand over his mouth. Snake, NiGHTS and Mario bonked him on the head. Leon didn't seem to be paying attention, though. His eyes were fixated on the sky.
"You alright, Leon?"Snake asked.
"I feel like something really bad is about to happen because of me,"Leon said. Sonic patted him on the back.
"Ah, don't worry about it, pal,"he said cheerfully.
"Yes, I don't think anything bad could come from you,"NiGHTS said kindly.
"Hmm,"Leon mumbled."So that big, red cloud in the sky is normal, then?"He pointed to the sky, and they all blinked in surprise when they saw the cloud.
"How in Nightopia can there be a red cloud?"NiGHTS asked.
"Oh, no,"Mario, Sonic and Snake dreadfully said in unison. Suddenly, the center of the cloud began to swirl and little, purple balls of fluff dropped to the ground, forming into primids. In mere seconds, there were thousands of primids in front of the mansion. It was then that a strange figure appeared. It looked like the Ancient Minister, but was black and more sinister looking. All the Primids began to chant in unison.
"GIVE US LEON! GIVE US LEON! GIVE US LEON!"The Smashers slowly looked at Leon. He was silent for a moment, but then muttered something.
"Man, did I call that one or what?"
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End of Chapter
SUPER CLIFFHANGER!