I have nothing to say here. Just read and enjoy. Btw, I'm sorry if the chapter quality is less than adequate. I kinda want to get through this arc quickly. I didn't think I would put this many chapters in it.
Chapter 22:Orbulon's Plan
"Status report. Weapons system operational?"Orbulon asked.
"Check,"Crygor said.
"Thrusters stabilized?"
"Check."
"Controls functioning properly?"
"Check."
"These cupholders are awesome!"9-Volt said, then appeared behind Orbulon's seat."OOOOH! What does this button do?"He slowly moved his finger towards a big red button, then Orbulon immediately slapped his hand away."Ouch!"9-Volt pulled his hand back and held it in his other hand.
"Not to be touching that,"Orbulon said sternly, and 9-Volt trudged back to his seat grudgingly. The Warioware crew were now inside Orbulon's space ship, all sitting at different stations with Orbulon at the main controls. They had just gone through Dribble's plan; obviously, driving his taxi into the side of the building was NOT a good idea, despite the fact that it killed another good amount of the enemy forces.
"Now, this is my kind of plan!"Wario said approvingly, but then he frowned."Wait a minute...if we attack my building with this thing, won't we destroy it?"
"Not to be worrying,"Orbulon said."I have set weapons to only destroy organic tissue."Everyone but Crygor gave the alien blank looks. He smacked his forehead."The building won't be hurt by big boom boom lasers make. Understand?"Everyone nodded."Good."
"He doesn't have to treat us like we're babies,"18-Volt muttered, obviously offended as Orbulon turned his attention to the building. Once they were upon the building, Orbulon's alien instinct kicked in. Fast.
"EAT LASERS, YOU DIRTY FLAGBORGS!"
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the ADVANCED alien species.
He began to fire the weapons at the buildings grounds like there was no tomorrow, causing the patroling forces to scatter about frantically. But then, scope primids began to appear on the roof, taking aim at them. Everyone grabbed their seats as Orbulon began to (adopts Peppy voice) DO A BARREL ROLL!
...Sorry. I just had to do that.
Orbulon was screaming in his alien language as he flipped, ducked, and dodged while returning fire ten-fold. Everyone was now screaming for dear life as Orbulon went completely nuts with the controls, desperately clinging to their seats so they weren't thrown into the walls. Even though he seemed to be flipping around randomly, the ship was receiving minimal damage. Orbulon flew to the side as three charged shots flew at him, then the alien flew up as a cluster of smaller shots were fired. He returned fire with a few missiles, wiping out a good amount of them.
He immediately flew up to avoid a stream of shots that flew after them, and they started to gradually flip upside down as the stream followed them. The only thing keeping everyone in their seats was the G-force created by the sheer speed they were going at. Orbulon manuevered the ship so that it was facing directly down, then he fired a few lazors, destroying the rest of the scope primids on the roof. Orbulon laughed triumphantly as he brought the ship's bottom parallel to the ground. Everyone was now shaking violently from the wild ride.
"Ha ha! Nothing can withstand power of Orbulon's mighty vessel!"he boasted while standing up."Pathetic subspace creatures! Give me challenge!"Then, something happened that NOBODY was expecting. The entire roof of the Warioware Building began to open up, and a LOT ships began to come out.
"Whoooaaa, didn't see that coming,"9-Volt remarked. Wario's jaw dropped.
"WHEN THE HECK DID THEY GET FIGHTER SHIPS?"he screamed frantically. Orbulon just smirked.
"Bring. It. On,"he said, his smirk turning into a mad grin.
5...MINUTES...LATER...
"Everyone get to escape pods,"Orbulon deadpanned as klaxons screamed through his ship, along with everybody else who were running around like a bunch of idiots. He had manage to take down about half of the fleet, but even he couldn't beat them all. The remaining ships began to charge their attacks, but before they fired, Orbulon's entire ship disappeared, along with it's passengers. Ironically, all the ships ended up destroying each other.
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Ashley yawned as the group reappeared once again in her room. Everyone looked around with shocked expressions. Orbulon sighed.
"Where is ship?"he asked.
"In my backyard,"Ashley said, face as blank as ever."So, what's the next 'brilliant' plan?"
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End of chapter
Wow, that ending was abrupt. Sorry for all that random crack in the chapter. Apparently, I'm in a good mood for some reason.
